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| Things You May Never Hear In Church by jbravado(op): 11:45am On May 05, 2015 |
*Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew *I was so enthralled,I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time *Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf *I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month i used to send to TV evangelists. *I’ve volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high sunday school class. *Forget the denominational minimum salary,let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do. *I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before! *Since we’re all here,let’s start the service early. *Pastor,we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas. *Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign! TRUE OR FALSE? source: http://justbeasy. 2 Likes |
| Re: Things You May Never Hear In Church by achinaboy(m): 1:08pm On May 05, 2015 |
I wonder why you wan hear all these,,no be word of God we come hear for church  |
| Re: Things You May Never Hear In Church by jbravado(op): 2:03pm On May 05, 2015 |
achinaboy:did u just say this from ur heart |
| Re: Things You May Never Hear In Church by menesheh(m): 8:58pm On May 05, 2015 |
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