davidbanner:


which kind transform....? I've been to so many places in my dream....like wonderland, Paris,lyrically's room, dammytrager's dining table,aeshar's mosque, timmytimmy's pot , Ordunhayor's dream... etc..... I've been to there..I'm not a wizard oooo...... I've even been to omole's bathroom.... see something....lols ...""!!

Wetin you con do for my room?

davidbanner:


which kind transform....? I've been to so many places in my dream....like wonderland, Paris,lyrically's room, dammytrager's dining table,aeshar's mosque, timmytimmy's pot , Ordunhayor's dream... etc..... I've been to there..I'm not a wizard oooo...... I've even been to omole's bathroom.... see something....lols ...""!!

This is serious...You must be a dream explorer

janoking:
This is serious...You must be a dream explorer

wonder what he z looking for in omole's bathroom and Lyrically's room...I'm suspecting................

PHgirl:


Would you believe them over me?
*singing* Baby, I'll be loving you forever and a day more

This Bedspace ish is a very big headache oo ..Who has secured bedspace as of recent,plz? I think I rather go to DSA to complain oo..Where do I live or stay when we resume for God's sake? This is really a big wahala oo.God help o

9blast:
wonder what he z looking for in omole's bathroom and Lyrically's room...I'm suspecting................

We need to take him to see one of his dream doctors for checkup

janoking:
We need to take him to see one of his dream doctors for checkup

nah,I know what's wrong with him...first he misbehaves when he sees girls(either in a good way or a bad way) now without a girl,he z going into people's dreams...I see that as an after effect of concentrated wet ibadan weed...that's the only substance that can take u to places u ve never been before even without lifting a muscle

And what is this BS on eportal for God's sake

Solexy96:


Church was great, though i had to leave early. I had serious headaches.

I'd like to stay on-campus(plan A) and i'm sorting it out: balloting and stuffs (you know what i mean). I still chose off-campus as my plan B...
I prefer to squat(if it gets to that) off-campus than on-campus... I know what those squatters in my room faced, and its unnecessary hustling for me.

Let's just say I have two options which i'm pursuing but i prefer plan A to B.

How about you... What are your plans and preferences?

Heyah.. . Hope you're feeling better now??

I prefer staying on campus jawe.. . It's best but I'm also considering staying off campus too. Getting a place off campus is not very feasible tho. .. I applied for block rep in moremi and I'm still gonna try balloting and other means too.

dejii01:

Lol. Remixed by Deji Sheeran.

9blast:
what happens after he z 70?

I start counting his age down.

bjcool100:
And what is this BS on eportal for God's sake

Log in again. Make sure your username and password are typed accurately.

Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

9blast:
nah,I know what's wrong with him...first he misbehaves when he sees girls(either in a good way or a bad way) now without a girl,he z going into people's dreams...I see that as an after effect of concentrated wet ibadan weed...that's the only substance that can take u to places u ve never been before even without lifting a muscle

lol, so what do you suggest...
..
.. ..
.. ..
.. .. ... .. .. ..
.. ..
.. ..

I suggest flogging with alphabeth above or a palm frond.

Leitner:
HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

thanks for the tips bro,been thinking about the registration stuff u pointed out too
Btw,why must u pick on just me? And for ur information,I went to church...na even first service sef even tho my spirit was far away from their sha

janoking:
lol, so what do you suggest...
..
.. ..
.. ..
.. .. ... .. .. ..
.. ..
.. ..

I suggest flogging with alphabeth above or a palm frond.

flog? Cmon,that's too much
Just remove one of his finger nails,that should be enough

bjcool100:
And what is this BS on eportal for God's sake

You probably did something wrong. Maybe you applied for bedspace in the Final year category.
Anyways,you'd have to go to school (computer room),before it can be rectified. In case they keep on posting you,get a lecturer to go along with you.

9blast:
thanks for the tips bro,been thinking about the registration stuff u pointed out too
Btw,why must u pick on just me? And for ur information,I went to church...na even first service sef even tho my spirit was far away from their sha

Not after boasting to sister Faith that you're supposed to be in school by this time last wk .

Leitner:
Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

you are legendary!!!!

Leitner:
Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

you are legendary!!!!

Leitner:

Not after boasting to sister Faith that you're supposed to be in school by this time last wk .

I don't actually know anyone in my church

Lyrically:
Wetin you con do for my room?

I con mosquito-flog u ..u no remember?

janoking:
This is serious...You must be a dream explorer

fantasy explorer, F-explorer

9blast:
flog? Cmon,that's too much
Just remove one of his finger nails,that should be enough

this one go make Banner resume on the 31st of December, so make we look for lesser punishment.

9blast:
wonder what he z looking for in omole's bathroom and Lyrically's room...I'm suspecting................

haba!! I no b Denrele

davidbanner:
haba!! I no b Denrele

denrele or not,no mistakenly come my side My yansh is protected with the blood of Jesus!

janoking:
this one go make Banner resume on the 31st of December, so make we look for lesser punishment.

is that one too bad?

davidbanner:

haba!! I no b Denrele

bt u dey like am 4 dream ba?

davidbanner:

fantasy explorer, F-explorer

e be like say u no knw say koboko de wait 4 u?

9blast:
nah,I know what's wrong with him...first he misbehaves when he sees girls(either in a good way or a bad way) now without a girl,he z going into people's dreams...I see that as an after effect of concentrated wet ibadan weed...that's the only substance that can take u to places u ve never been before even without lifting a muscle

u and this your 'weed'. 9blast shey u dey smoke Igbo ehhn?

davidbanner:


u and this your 'weed'. 9blast shey u dey smoke Igbo ehhn?

not anymore

Leitner:
Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

thanks for sharing...

btw, what about primitive people like me that do not have whatsapp?

Leitner:
Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

Bro, i'll need your help when we resume oh. You'll surely be seeing me. What time will you be on campus?

davidbanner:

I think it is natural ..but can be controlled. ...I remember performing special football skills on field just because I saw a beautiful girl I like....when I tried to re-do those skills again , OMO I fumble.....

most times when guys see girls ,we tend to do things that will attract their attention especially the ones we have a crush on....

abi no be so, guys?



#Banner

i totally get your point.. but i wouldn't call it "natural"