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What can i say oooo

Loooooooooool. You wish.

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Dear OP, have you been living underwater or did you smoke wet weed?

Nigeria Government too

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Tell that to somebody else not me! Why won't that country remained poor when people like OP think the country is the best in the world?! Jeez!

dkingsman82:
1. Weather conditions

While in this cool country, you can enjoy almost all types of climate conditions like rainfall, humidity, sunshine etc. Nigerian weather is usually hot and humid because of its location, with normal temperature of 30 degrees. The hottest season usually starts sometime in February and ends around May, during this season even the nights are warm with the temperature of about 26 degree Celsius. If you enjoy rainy season then May and June are the ideal months for you for visiting Nigeria.

2. Nigeria is the land of opportunity

Nigeria is essentially a virgin business country with capacity for many fresh business ideas. If you have a great business idea and the capital, you will make a lot of money in this beautiful country. Why? There are more than 160 million individuals and a big informal market of customers. If you are lucky enough to find the right market section and establish a business, your net profit will go through the roof. For example, at the arrival of cell phones in the Nigeria, MTN, a South African Company came into Nigeria as one of the first overseas investors. It is believed that MTN makes a great deal of cash from Nigeria than its home nation, likewise so many other companies

3. Nigeria Flag

The Nigerian white and Green flag is an eminent national image. The white color symbolizes unity and peace while the green color symbolizes agriculture. Other national images include the Nigerian Coat of Arms, which shows an eagle on a dark shield, trisected by 2 wavy silver bands, and supported on both sides by 2 chargers. The national motto lies beneath the coat of arms: Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress

4. Nigerian Accent

The Nigerian accent is presently positioned by CNN Global Experiences as the fifth sexiest accent on the planet.

5. Nigerian Food

Nigeria is so great when it comes to things given to them by nature to make food – Oka, Amala, Egbo, Koun, Agbalumo, Orobo (Jumbo Mirinda), Dodo Ikire, Kulikuli, Gbegiri, Ipekere (Plantain chips), Fufu, Abari-maize cake, Ole ( beans cake), Rice, Kpukpuru-Ilaje, Iyan-Pounded Yam, Zobo, Abula, Pomo, Bbaba dudu, Kilishi, Ewedu all known to the wide variety of Nigerian communities but definitely without simple identifiable English equivalents.

6. The concept of family in Nigeria is great

The responsibility, the sense of belonging and the care shared within families is exceptionally great. Family connections are valued and traced as far as second and third cousins. More often than not you will get to hear of my towns’ man being likened to my brother or my sister. Nigerians live a communal lifestyle. In Nigeria, the extended family is part of the immediate family.

7. Nigerians are happy people

Nigerians celebrate every occasion. They have greetings for a new car, a new month, a new wife etc. In Nigeria even your new phone can be a reason to celebrate.

8. Nigerian women

Nigerian ladies are tasteful, beautiful and stand out easily, with their great feeling of design. Agbani Darego, previous Miss World, is a good example of this. Nigeria ladies are conceived fashionistas.

9. Friendliness

Nigerians are exceptionally friendly – to a Nigerian, you do not need to receive an invitation to come visiting as you can visit anybody anytime you want. Be sure to receive warm invitation from total strangers in several parts of the nation for simply showing up at their doorstep. Respecting the elders is very vital in Nigeria. A youngster will always stand up for a senior to sit in a waiting room.

10. Intelligence:

The average Nigerian is naturally intelligent. History is loaded with stories of Nigerians everywhere all over the planet, accomplishing academic feats, one of which is Ibraheem Saheela, who at 15, has actualized the objective of receiving admission to the prominent Harvard University, with the goals of becoming a research scientist, studying the human brain. Nigeria is the first nation in Africa to effectively plan, manufacture and launch a satellite


source:http://afternoongossip.com/10-reasons-nigeria-is-the-best-country-on-earth/1/

11. Nigeria Economy
12. Nigeria Power sector
13. Nigeria Educational system
14. Nigerian Politicians and
15. Nigeria Police
Chisos! Wake up it's a daymare bro!

NO 7 goes out to yoruba haaaaaaaa my People like party no be small

This OP is high. Where did you get your land of opportunity? Please what is the interest rate as at today?

Nigeria, we hail thee
Our sovereign motherland
Though tribes and tongue may differ
In brotherhood we stand.....



Nigerians are happy people....... There is always something to smile about!

Nice consolation

searching4lovee:


I DISAGREE WITH THE NIGERIAN GIRLS ASPECT NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE HUNGRY WHORES WHOM SHOULD BE IGNORED BY SANE MEN. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE NOT MARRIAGE WORTHY AND A LOT OF THEM SEE RELATIONSHIP WITH MEN AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM HENCE THEY KEEP MINIMUM OF 3 MEN WITH THE HOPE OF MILKING THEM DRY

NIGERIAN GIRLS ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENES AND THEIR RANDY NATURE MAKES THEM HAVE SMELLY PUSSSIES AND THEY ARE DISEASE CARRIERS. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISLOYAL, HUNGRY, RUDE, UNCULTURED AND LACK HOME TRAINING. THIS IS WHY ITS ADVISABLE FOR ANY MAN TO GO FOR FOREIGN GIRLS INSTEAD OF THESE FINANCIAL BED BUGS CALLED NIGERIAN GIRLS.

#Team foreign girls

Hehehehehehhehehehhehehe haba bro take am easy na lol

searching4lovee:


I DISAGREE WITH THE NIGERIAN GIRLS ASPECT NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE HUNGRY WHORES WHOM SHOULD BE IGNORED BY SANE MEN. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE NOT MARRIAGE WORTHY AND A LOT OF THEM SEE RELATIONSHIP WITH MEN AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM HENCE THEY KEEP MINIMUM OF 3 MEN WITH THE HOPE OF MILKING THEM DRY

NIGERIAN GIRLS ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENES AND THEIR RANDY NATURE MAKES THEM HAVE SMELLY PUSSSIES AND THEY ARE DISEASE CARRIERS. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISLOYAL, HUNGRY, RUDE, UNCULTURED AND LACK HOME TRAINING. THIS IS WHY ITS ADVISABLE FOR ANY MAN TO GO FOR FOREIGN GIRLS INSTEAD OF THESE FINANCIAL BED BUGS CALLED NIGERIAN GIRLS.

#Team foreign girls

I believe a Nigerian woman gave life to you another question I believe you have sisters that are Nigerians ,I believe the above mentioned by you does not exclude them

Yeah I love and rep my country Nigeria anytym
Meanwhile...
Watch out for my own post
Nigerian government: the best government in the universe

chineloSA:
Sir are you blind? Op sees opportunities and u no see them?

one chilled kasapreko for u, I love your reply

75% of educated youth are JOBLESS
Power supply is at 2%
Public transportation in Nigeria is the worst in the whole world
80% of the employed population are under pay
The education sector is seriously decline because govt fail to pay teachers
Govt officials send there kids abroad to school

Nigeria can be a great country if our leaders want it to be so

searching4lovee:


I DISAGREE WITH THE NIGERIAN GIRLS ASPECT NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE HUNGRY WHORES WHOM SHOULD BE IGNORED BY SANE MEN. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE NOT MARRIAGE WORTHY AND A LOT OF THEM SEE RELATIONSHIP WITH MEN AS A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM HENCE THEY KEEP MINIMUM OF 3 MEN WITH THE HOPE OF MILKING THEM DRY

NIGERIAN GIRLS ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENES AND THEIR RANDY NATURE MAKES THEM HAVE SMELLY PUSSSIES AND THEY ARE DISEASE CARRIERS. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISLOYAL, HUNGRY, RUDE, UNCULTURED AND LACK HOME TRAINING. THIS IS WHY ITS ADVISABLE FOR ANY MAN TO GO FOR FOREIGN GIRLS INSTEAD OF THESE FINANCIAL BED BUGS CALLED NIGERIAN GIRLS.

#Team foreign girls

i knw u enjoy people quoting u, nd insulting u
i heard u have been banned severally...u hate Nigeria girls- well that is ur own opinion..everybody is entitled to his opinion...i love my Nigerian girls- nd thats my opinion..nd i knw if we carry out a survey here on Nairaland..over 80% of guys here, share the same opinion with me ..I win.....teamNIGERIANANGELS...myswit babes no sane man will hate a decent Nigerian lady...QED!!

ON:

Point 1; Very true. Nigeria's weather is better than most country's.

Point 2; Very true. Nigeria is a land where there is always an opportunity to plunder and pillage with impunity.

Point 3; Really? The flag?

Point 4; Accent? You must be deaf. Listen to the french, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese speak, and come back and tell me about the Nigerian accent again.

Point 5; Very true. The food is on point.

Point 6; Also very true. There is a strong family bond in Nigeria and Africa in general.

Point 7; Nigerians are happy people because ignorance is bliss. Ever watched the matrix? They thought they were living normal lives not knowing they were in bondage.

Point 8; Semi on point. Black women are beautiful in general. I don't know about our women being tasteful though. They are usually tacky. Refer to point 7.

Point 9; Friendly? I don't know about that. We are probably one of the most blood thirsty people on earth. Our amicability is often based on what we can get from the person we are nice to.

Point 10; Intelligence? Have you read some of the comments on Nairaland? Again, refer to point 7.

icebeatz:
You are only saying this cos you have never been outside west africa.
My dear, if you visit common south africa, by the time you come back, you would weep bitterly.
Right from our shitty airport....
Besides, nigerian weather is terribly hot and humid... UAE is also very hot but youd rarely sweat cos its dry and cold.,. This makes it a very pleasurable weather....
Nigeria is a terrible country to live in.... if u doubt me, take a trip to S.A and see.....

r u for real...mak i go SA..mak d lynch to death....Nigeria is not a terrible country...,na ur village be terrible place...

The best country in the world with no electricity .....I like ya analogy

I like the OP optimism but the facts didn't bear him out. Nigeria has a long way to go to be a great place to be. There is no way you put a country with as many ills as Nigeria got to be the best place to live in the world. Let the leadership do right by the country and pull her out of the third world nation. Then we can talk. Hope Nigeria moves forward with the incoming leadership. God bless Nigeria.

dkingsman82:
1. Weather conditions

While in this cool country, you can enjoy almost all types of climate conditions like rainfall, humidity, sunshine etc. Nigerian weather is usually hot and humid because of its location, with normal temperature of 30 degrees. The hottest season usually starts sometime in February and ends around May, during this season even the nights are warm with the temperature of about 26 degree Celsius. If you enjoy rainy season then May and June are the ideal months for you for visiting Nigeria.

2. Nigeria is the land of opportunity

Nigeria is essentially a virgin business country with capacity for many fresh business ideas. If you have a great business idea and the capital, you will make a lot of money in this beautiful country. Why? There are more than 160 million individuals and a big informal market of customers. If you are lucky enough to find the right market section and establish a business, your net profit will go through the roof. For example, at the arrival of cell phones in the Nigeria, MTN, a South African Company came into Nigeria as one of the first overseas investors. It is believed that MTN makes a great deal of cash from Nigeria than its home nation, likewise so many other companies

3. Nigeria Flag

The Nigerian white and Green flag is an eminent national image. The white color symbolizes unity and peace while the green color symbolizes agriculture. Other national images include the Nigerian Coat of Arms, which shows an eagle on a dark shield, trisected by 2 wavy silver bands, and supported on both sides by 2 chargers. The national motto lies beneath the coat of arms: Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress

4. Nigerian Accent

The Nigerian accent is presently positioned by CNN Global Experiences as the fifth sexiest accent on the planet.

5. Nigerian Food

Nigeria is so great when it comes to things given to them by nature to make food – Oka, Amala, Egbo, Koun, Agbalumo, Orobo (Jumbo Mirinda), Dodo Ikire, Kulikuli, Gbegiri, Ipekere (Plantain chips), Fufu, Abari-maize cake, Ole ( beans cake), Rice, Kpukpuru-Ilaje, Iyan-Pounded Yam, Zobo, Abula, Pomo, Bbaba dudu, Kilishi, Ewedu all known to the wide variety of Nigerian communities but definitely without simple identifiable English equivalents.

6. The concept of family in Nigeria is great

The responsibility, the sense of belonging and the care shared within families is exceptionally great. Family connections are valued and traced as far as second and third cousins. More often than not you will get to hear of my towns’ man being likened to my brother or my sister. Nigerians live a communal lifestyle. In Nigeria, the extended family is part of the immediate family.

7. Nigerians are happy people

Nigerians celebrate every occasion. They have greetings for a new car, a new month, a new wife etc. In Nigeria even your new phone can be a reason to celebrate.

8. Nigerian women

Nigerian ladies are tasteful, beautiful and stand out easily, with their great feeling of design. Agbani Darego, previous Miss World, is a good example of this. Nigeria ladies are conceived fashionistas.

9. Friendliness

Nigerians are exceptionally friendly – to a Nigerian, you do not need to receive an invitation to come visiting as you can visit anybody anytime you want. Be sure to receive warm invitation from total strangers in several parts of the nation for simply showing up at their doorstep. Respecting the elders is very vital in Nigeria. A youngster will always stand up for a senior to sit in a waiting room.

10. Intelligence:

The average Nigerian is naturally intelligent. History is loaded with stories of Nigerians everywhere all over the planet, accomplishing academic feats, one of which is Ibraheem Saheela, who at 15, has actualized the objective of receiving admission to the prominent Harvard University, with the goals of becoming a research scientist, studying the human brain. Nigeria is the first nation in Africa to effectively plan, manufacture and launch a satellite


source:http://afternoongossip.com/10-reasons-nigeria-is-the-best-country-on-earth/1/

You are a comedian ..you need to travel out of Nigeria ..then you will re-write your story

dkingsman82:
1. Weather conditions

While in this cool country, you can enjoy almost all types of climate conditions like rainfall, humidity, sunshine etc. Nigerian weather is usually hot and humid because of its location, with normal temperature of 30 degrees. The hottest season usually starts sometime in February and ends around May, during this season even the nights are warm with the temperature of about 26 degree Celsius. If you enjoy rainy season then May and June are the ideal months for you for visiting Nigeria.

2. Nigeria is the land of opportunity

Nigeria is essentially a virgin business country with capacity for many fresh business ideas. If you have a great business idea and the capital, you will make a lot of money in this beautiful country. Why? There are more than 160 million individuals and a big informal market of customers. If you are lucky enough to find the right market section and establish a business, your net profit will go through the roof. For example, at the arrival of cell phones in the Nigeria, MTN, a South African Company came into Nigeria as one of the first overseas investors. It is believed that MTN makes a great deal of cash from Nigeria than its home nation, likewise so many other companies

3. Nigeria Flag

The Nigerian white and Green flag is an eminent national image. The white color symbolizes unity and peace while the green color symbolizes agriculture. Other national images include the Nigerian Coat of Arms, which shows an eagle on a dark shield, trisected by 2 wavy silver bands, and supported on both sides by 2 chargers. The national motto lies beneath the coat of arms: Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress

4. Nigerian Accent

The Nigerian accent is presently positioned by CNN Global Experiences as the fifth sexiest accent on the planet.

5. Nigerian Food

Nigeria is so great when it comes to things given to them by nature to make food – Oka, Amala, Egbo, Koun, Agbalumo, Orobo (Jumbo Mirinda), Dodo Ikire, Kulikuli, Gbegiri, Ipekere (Plantain chips), Fufu, Abari-maize cake, Ole ( beans cake), Rice, Kpukpuru-Ilaje, Iyan-Pounded Yam, Zobo, Abula, Pomo, Bbaba dudu, Kilishi, Ewedu all known to the wide variety of Nigerian communities but definitely without simple identifiable English equivalents.

6. The concept of family in Nigeria is great

The responsibility, the sense of belonging and the care shared within families is exceptionally great. Family connections are valued and traced as far as second and third cousins. More often than not you will get to hear of my towns’ man being likened to my brother or my sister. Nigerians live a communal lifestyle. In Nigeria, the extended family is part of the immediate family.

7. Nigerians are happy people

Nigerians celebrate every occasion. They have greetings for a new car, a new month, a new wife etc. In Nigeria even your new phone can be a reason to celebrate.

8. Nigerian women

Nigerian ladies are tasteful, beautiful and stand out easily, with their great feeling of design. Agbani Darego, previous Miss World, is a good example of this. Nigeria ladies are conceived fashionistas.

9. Friendliness

Nigerians are exceptionally friendly – to a Nigerian, you do not need to receive an invitation to come visiting as you can visit anybody anytime you want. Be sure to receive warm invitation from total strangers in several parts of the nation for simply showing up at their doorstep. Respecting the elders is very vital in Nigeria. A youngster will always stand up for a senior to sit in a waiting room.

10. Intelligence:

The average Nigerian is naturally intelligent. History is loaded with stories of Nigerians everywhere all over the planet, accomplishing academic feats, one of which is Ibraheem Saheela, who at 15, has actualized the objective of receiving admission to the prominent Harvard University, with the goals of becoming a research scientist, studying the human brain. Nigeria is the first nation in Africa to effectively plan, manufacture and launch a satellite


source:http://afternoongossip.com/10-reasons-nigeria-is-the-best-country-on-earth/1/

I love this, looking at Nigeria from a positive mirror and not the usual negative.

Please let's stop deceiving ourselves nigeria is useless...check nigeria out nah

A country where it is okay for graduates to ride okada and keke.

A country where it is good for foreigners to come molest its citizens in there country.

A country where its usual for parents to keep training and feeding there kids even after sending them to university.

A country where contract staFf and slave labour is d main thing.

A country blessed with all manner of resources but citizens still very poor and suffering.

A country where graduates are encouraged to be okay and happy to earn below world standards.

A country with no functioning institutions..from health, security, power to educational institution all dead.

You wonder whY d world don't respect Nigeria, cause Nigeria is failed and dead.

I concur with all of your ideas herein.Most recently,research showed that 20% of the world's natural resources is deposited in Nigeria.This is incredible.Only that corruption and self- aggradizement has taken the lead.However,we are happy people.

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pasquare24:
I concur with all of your ideas herein.Most recently,research showed that 20% of the world's natural resources is deposited in Nigeria.This is incredible.Only that corruption and self- aggradizement has taken the lead.However,we are happy people.

20 Percent? you sure say you know math?

Is it the country where you get burned alive if you're accused of stealing,being a witch,etc...