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The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by olareed(op): 11:20pm On May 11, 2015
One day, a certain Kenyan walked into a bar in
downtown Nairobi. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Nigerian sitting in the corner. So the Kenyan walked over to the counter, removed
his wallet and shouted, "Barman! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that Nigerian over there! So the barman collected the money from the Kenyan and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except to the Nigerian. However, instead of becoming upset, the Nigerian simply looked up at the Kenyan and shouted, "Thank you!"
That infuriated the Kenyan. So once again, the Kenyan took out his wallet and shouted, "Barman! This time I am buying free drinks and food for everyone in this bar, except for that Nigerian sitting in the corner over there!"
So the barman collected the money from the Kenyan and began serving free food and drinks to everyone in the bar. When the barman finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the Nigerian
simply smiled at the Kenyan and shouted,
"Thank you!" That made the Kenyan furious.
So he leaned over on the counter and said to the barman, "What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles
at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he madhuh"
The barman smiled at the Kenyan and said,
"No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this bar."
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by Emperoradrian(m): 11:36pm On May 11, 2015
Hahahahaha definitely dat naija man na ibo guy....proudly IGBO!
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by Pinkiedearie(f): 11:40pm On May 11, 2015
Emperoradrian:
Hahahahaha definitely dat naija man na ibo guy....proudly IGBO!
proudly Igbo
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by shaboti: 11:48pm On May 11, 2015
^ ^like seriously ??
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by Emperoradrian(m): 11:56pm On May 11, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
proudly Igbo
pinkie pls giv me a call,we av alot to discuss...i promise u wont regret it 08134293738........#sori 4 derailin' d thread guys...i jst cnt help it#
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by Pinkiedearie(f): 11:59pm On May 11, 2015
Emperoradrian:
pinkie pls giv me a call,we av alot to discuss...i promise u wont regret it 08134293738........#sori 4 derailin' d thread guys...i jst cnt help it#
..lols
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by olareed(op): 12:06am On May 12, 2015
Emperoradrian:
pinkie pls giv me a call,we av alot to discuss...i promise u wont regret it 08134293738........#sori 4 derailin' d thread guys...i jst cnt help it#
see dis kenyan man...u wana end up getting a call from some1 u tink u knw too well,u see her dp,u read her post only to find out it's pinkie's mum..
Re: The Furious Kenyan And The Selling Nigerian by Behira(f): 12:06am On May 12, 2015
Expect just anytin frm a nigerian. wink
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