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donbenedict:
loool.. So u do hav siblings ryt?

Yups i do.. three

tohpahz:
Palm wine.. lolzz..
Don't start tapping it wen u get here oo.

Lol,it would be really nice ooo,hopefully I can take a wife from there.abi?
Just that the bride price?

Nneka123:
Thanks Yes! try it and kill em Nurse Tohpazzy

they will ruin my career for me

tohpahz:
Yups i do.. three

smth tells me ur d last born

Lamispaco:
Lol,it would be really nice ooo,hopefully I can take a wife from there.abi?
Just that the bride price?

Our bride price is just 15naira..
Twaci how much is urs in ohafia??

Twaci:
Come to our village then. We can teach u our language. Okwaya Tohpahz?

hope your village is not the type I will start climbing trees before I get network reception sha? Hope you have football viewing centre,and also can you arrange a beautiful girl for me.

donbenedict:
smth tells me ur d last born

1st oo.. na me Open show

Twaci:
Pink, red and n.ude. Pink is my fav! What about u tohpahz? Vickydera2 what do u think about the lip-shades?

its a lil shouty tho. I prefer pink or red

tohpahz:
Palm wine.. lolzz..
Don't start tapping it wen u get here oo.

Lol,it would be really nice ooo,hopefully I can take a wife from there.abi?
Just that the bride price?

donbenedict:
lol somethin tells me u come from isi ukwuato

Close enough . Try again...I'll put on a red lipstick if u guess right


And teach him how to tap palmwine too. Problem is who will pound yam for him?

tohpahz:
Owu ya oo.
We'd teach u ohafia and isuochi

Twaci:
Come to our village then. We can teach u our language. Okwaya Tohpahz?

hope your village is not the type I will start climbing trees before I get network reception sha? Hope you have football viewing centre,and also can you arrange a beautiful girl for me.

Twaci:
Close enough . Try again...I'll put on a red lipstick if u guess right


And teach him how to tap palmwine too. Problem is who will pound yam for him?

He'd pound d yam himself.. afterall we've tried sef..
He had bera bring his own mortar and pestle from kwara oo @lamispaco.

Lamispaco:
hope your village is not the type I will start climbing trees before I get network reception sha? Hope you have football viewing centre,and also can you arrange a beautiful girl for me.

Na hill u go climb. As for fine gal, I dash u Tohpahz

tohpahz:
1st oo.. na me Open show

oh really, dats way cool... For ur fly mind abi?

Vickydera2:
its a lil shouty tho. I prefer pink or red

Babe u sabi joor! how's ur day?

Twaci:
Na hill u go climb. As for fine gal, I dash u Tohpahz

Babe na wa oo...i dey complain say my bride price na 15 naira.. u still dey dash me out..
bad market..
Lamispaco
Take twaci abeg. She can pound yam

tohpahz:
Our bride price is just 15naira..
Twaci how much is urs in ohafia??

Just what 15naira,I need 5 girls then including yourself and Twaci

tohpahz:
He'd pound d yam himself.. afterall we've tried sef..
He had bera bring his own mortar and pestle from kwara oo @lamispaco.

He better! We just made our nails

Twaci:
Close enough . Try again...I'll put on a red lipstick if u guess right ;

isuochi

donbenedict:
oh really, dats way cool... For ur fly mind abi?

Os cof na

Lamispaco:
Just what 15naira,I need 5 girls then including yourself and Twaci

U be solomon??

Twaci:
He better! We just made our nails

looooooooooooool... U mean those claws on ur fingers.. U girls r soo funny.. Girls be like, I can't wash dah plate...my nails.

tohpahz:
Babe na wa oo...i dey complain say my bride price na 15 naira.. u still dey dash me out..
bad market..
Lamispaco
Take twaci abeg. She can pound yam

let's settle this then,you know the two of you will be okay,I will pound yam if that is want you two want.
Shame on you
Lazy hands,but you can cook noodles abi?

tohpahz:
Os cof na

nice sense of humour.. Ur becomin more interestin dan I thought.. Wow

Lamispaco:
Just what 15naira,I need 5 girls then including yourself and Twaci

Bad market! N15 is to appease the gods...the main list is waiting for you

Babe, no fall ma hand here! You know that I can't cook sef. Lamispaco take her , no need for brideprice sef

tohpahz:
Babe na wa oo...i dey complain say my bride price na 15 naira.. u still dey dash me out..
bad market..
Lamispaco
Take twaci abeg. She can pound yam

Think again before I go wear blue lipstick sleep

donbenedict:
isuochi

tohpahz:
U be solomon??

haha,Bro Solomon had close to 300,I only asked for 5 na

Lamispaco:
let's settle this then,you know the two of you will be okay,I will pound yam if that is want you two want.
Shame on you
Lazy hands,but you can cook noodles abi?

I hate noodles.. can cook veg soup

Twaci:
Bad market! N15 is to appease the gods...the main list is waiting for you

Babe, no fall ma hand here! You know that I can't cook sef. Lamispaco take her , no need for brideprice sef



Think again before I go wear blue lipstick sleep

lol pls nau.. Isialangwa?

Lamispaco:
let's settle this then,you know the two of you will be okay,I will pound yam if that is want you two want.
Shame on you
Lazy hands,but you can cook noodles abi?

I can only boil water as for tohpahz, only to open spices

Twaci:
He better! We just made our nails

haaaa SMH,if your nail won't allow you to pound yam,then it shouldn't allow you to eat too.

[quote author=Twaci post=33680312]Bad market! N15 is to appease the gods...the main list is waiting for you

Tell am oo

Babe, no fall ma hand here! You know that I can't cook sef. Lamispaco take her , no need for brideprice sef

Lolzz. See betrayal.. are u related to judas is carrot??


Think again before I go wear blue lipstick sleep

Wear purple go slp

donbenedict:
lol pls nau.. Isialangwa?

Very very close