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Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by ireneony(f): 7:14am On May 17, 2015
sometimes i wonder why some persons would fake falling under the another.
sometimes when i see someone i know falling under the under the annoiting and that morning she came to church from her boyfriend house after having a enough sex the previous.
this makes me begin to doubt some christian.
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by IamDejman(m): 7:16am On May 17, 2015
ireneony:
sometimes i wonder why some persons would fake falling under the another.
sometimes when i see someone i know falling under the under the annoiting and that morning she came to church from her boyfriend house after having a enough sex the previous.
this makes me begin to doubt some christian.

You never know till you experience it wink
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by write2obi(m): 7:17am On May 17, 2015
God works in mysterious ways. grin
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by ireneony(f): 7:20am On May 17, 2015
write2obi:
God works in mysterious ways. grin
what mysterious wayundecided
after fornicating on saturday, on sunday u start rolling on d floor baundecided
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by HungerBAD: 7:29am On May 17, 2015
Them plan am with pastors

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by Inkman(m): 7:32am On May 17, 2015
undecided no idea

I doubt if ifa google can answer this one!
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by menesheh(m): 7:41am On May 17, 2015
IamDejman:
You never know till you experience it wink

Experience it?

Really

Maybe God is selective of who that falls cus i promised myself that i will never fake any shit unless i witness one, but for yrs till recently times i was exposed to people with me falling but i see no such subconsciousness of falling.



Op hope this is not your 1st time of posting a thread on NL. Error alert in every sentence. Read after typing to correct some error b4 you post

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by rawtouch: 7:47am On May 17, 2015
When a pastor forcefully pushes your forehead with your eyes closed, when you least expected it,
2. or just fall down so that they will pass and then you can go and sit down...


















Eleyi gidi gan....
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by menesheh(m): 7:52am On May 17, 2015
ireneony:
sometimes i wonder why some persons would fake falling under the another.
sometimes when i see someone i know falling under the under the annoiting and that morning she came to church from her boyfriend house after having a enough sex the previous.
this makes me begin to doubt some christian.



Common you too smart for this errors. Just checked ur profile now, u be old mama for NL.




U pretty much gathered likes from guys on ur dp pics. Nice one
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by Nobody: 8:48am On May 17, 2015
Babeee, people stopped falling under REAL ANOINTING since 1999...

ANYTHING now, is INDUCED EPILEPSY until proven otherwise.

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by lokito: 9:25am On May 17, 2015
Some even receive phone calls under anointing. They be like "Charly call me back later, I dey under annointing"

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by IamDejman(m): 12:40pm On May 17, 2015
menesheh:


Experience it?

Really

Maybe God is selective of who that falls cus i promised myself that i will never fake any shit unless i witness one, but for yrs till recently times i was exposed to people with me falling but i see no such subconsciousness of falling.



Op hope this is not your 1st time of posting a thread on NL. Error alert in every sentence. Read after typing to correct some error b4 you post
He's not selective, it depends on how u open up your heart during service. If u keep that heart stony as it is then I pity u might never witness.

Brethren, if u fault my post, then I'm forced to ask that hope u passed all ur English language courses?
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by yorubaboiy: 2:57pm On May 17, 2015
kini ka wa shey c o
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by elantraceey(f): 3:16pm On May 17, 2015
Why are you so concerned about someone else life more than yours?
If a person fakes it who loses ? He/she is only deceiving him/herself.

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by Defcon1(m): 3:40pm On May 17, 2015
Ireneony, l think you should proofread your post.lol
Lots of errors.

Guess you were typing under anointinggringrin

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by menesheh(m): 3:55pm On May 17, 2015
IamDejman:
He's not selective, it depends on how u open up your heart during service. If u keep that heart stony as it is then I pity u might never witness.

Brethren, if u fault my post, then I'm forced to ask that hope u passed all ur English language courses?

No sir but i do make mistakes too. I never said you dont command english well but errors in typing is the problem. Actually if you read between the line in ma own post where i talk abt the errors, u will still see a hell of errors too. But it boiled down to few instead of many.

Thanks no harm meant.
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by IamDejman(m): 7:33pm On May 17, 2015
menesheh:


No sir but i do make mistakes too. I never said you dont command english well but errors in typing is the problem. Actually if you read between the line in ma own post where i talk abt the errors, u will still see a hell of errors too. But it boiled down to few instead of many.

Thanks no harm meant.
I never thought any was made by you
Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by osemeka: 11:57pm On May 31, 2015
Once, the pastor's hand was on my guy's head and he was resisting the anointing. Until an usher came and tackled him from behind.

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Re: Why Do Some People Fake Falling Under The Annoiting? by Elparaiso(m): 1:02am On Jun 02, 2015
osemeka:
Once, the pastor's hand was on my guy's head and he was resisting the anointing. Until an usher came and tackled him from behind.
Jesu oluwa o

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