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Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 12:55pm On May 27, 2015
Me: good mornin your exellency sir.

Baba: morning but foint of korrekshin i am not exellency vikos am not yet sworn in.

Me: Thanks for d correction.

Baba: yo walkam is my flejo.

Me: how is ur vice?

Baba: ah obasanjo is pine. Sorry i mean isungbaje.

Me: so whats up with you and life plus presidency and all.....

Baba: nosin has change abt me am still za same pizikali, sfirituwali n morali.

Me: so what are ur plans for the nation?

Baba: to bring change.

Me: how do you intend to achieve that?

Baba: by pighting kwarafshin.

Me: and how will you fight the corruption?

Baba: by bringing change.

Me: ok. What is change in ur own context?

Baba: change is change.

Me: *hmmmm nawa o*. Ok y did u travel without informing tinubu and others they were looking for u all over the place.

Baba: i mst not inpom ebir bodi avawt my fasnal bizits. I went to uk to bizit debis kemron and also to rehaz my innogiral sfeech.

Me: news has it dat most ppl arawnd u are corrupt. So will u probe dem?

Baba: sorry wich media station do work wiz?

Me: NL news.

Baba: hmmm vikos i susfect fi di fi gammant.

Me: why did u hide ur certificate when the masses needed it the most? Inshort where is ur certificate?

Baba: *turns to amaechi who was sitting close by* amaechi! Take zis boi away and lock him po kwarrafshin. He is highly kwarraft. I would set an examful wis him po ozas to see.
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by berrieblizzie(f): 1:13pm On May 27, 2015
**yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnssssss undecided
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Utchgirl(f): 1:26pm On May 27, 2015
Lolzzzzzz

Op u r funny ooo
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Inkman(m): 1:37pm On May 27, 2015
Lols op you should be shot in the tongue for kwaraofshun.... Buhahaha...
At least tanoids now have a new job!
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 3:27pm On May 27, 2015
berrieblizzie:
**yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnssssss undecided
uses my handkerchief to cover her mouth.
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 3:29pm On May 27, 2015
Utchgirl:
Lolzzzzzz

Op u r funny ooo
oh realy? Lolsss.
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op):
Inkman:
Lols op you should be shot in the tongue for kwaraofshun....
Buhahaha...

At least tanoids now have a new job!
lolss any ways ayam neutral. And nothing gets me tANGRY or tANOID.
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 5:41pm On Jun 21, 2015
Cc lalasticlala Cc ishilove Cc tosyne2much Cc Nneka123 Cc orijin101 respect to all of you, you guys make me love NL.
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
Davotee:
Cc lalasticl...ala
Cc ishil...ove
Cc tosyne...2much
Cc Nneka...123
Cc orijin101
respect to all of you, you guys make me love NL.
Respect to you bro cool
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by jkendy(m): 6:58pm On Jun 21, 2015
Maka Chi ehh, I'm still waiting 2c wat would mek mi laugh in dis yoke
Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by tosyne2much(m): 9:56pm On Jun 21, 2015
Davotee:
Cc lalas ticlala
Cc ishi love
Cc tos yne2much
Cc Nn eka123
Cc orij in101
respect to all of you, you guys make me love NL.
Bros I throway saute oooo cool
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