₦airaland Forum

https://streetgist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/patience-jonathan-streetgist.jpgThe former First Lady was missing at the Inauguaration ceremony but she attended last night’s presidential Inauguration dinner at the State House Conference Hall in Abuja.
See top twitter reactions below:

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source : http://streetgist.com/patience-jonathan-fails-to-show-up-at-the-inaugurationceremony/

Breaking: Patience Jonathan just divorced GEJ and marry Wike.

Details latter...

Meanwhile at Aso Rock...

Jonathan: I swear na only $1bn of the missing $20bn i take.
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Oya come make i show you where i keep am.
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Idrismusty97:
Breaking: Patience Jonathan just divorced GEJ and marry Wike.

Details latter...

lol

the power drunk sheepo is finally gone.

now she can go continue her uncouthness in rivers state.

BossAyuk:
the power drunk sheepo is finally gone.

now she can go continue her uncouthness in rivers state.

abi na

Who cares. Best she stayed away. Don't want any shadows cast over Eagle's Square on such a glorious day.

Except she's ill that was a childish move

....

If the story that PEJ did not attend the idiotic inauguration is true, I doff my hat for Patience Jonathan. She is one tough cookie and as more real than any reasonable Nigerian could ever be.

Amaechi who is constitional bound to attend wike inaugration did not come no twitter outburst but PEJ who is not bound to did not attend twitter idioots are making noise.........hypocrisy

[size=14pt]Too sad

Patience Jonathan is for Aisha Buhari; And Aisha Buhari is not for Patience Jonathan[/size]
Sarcasm aside, she's shy cause she is known as a trouble maker.

What do you want her to come and do

When they told some people that they will surely miss madam PEJ they said they won't. Why are they looking for her now?

Outburst ko, inburst ni,


See what unemployment is causing?

Twitter users are now twictivists...

Sheer lack of class from her.

IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANY MORE

even the vice presidents(Osibanjo) wife didnt attend

Nigerians always looking for gist and insult

Wetin concern us,


for now she is a nobody

Maybe she's a tanoid

And l was just thinking of her! They should be air-borne, heading to Otuoke now! Power is indeed transient!

Before nko! There marriage is contract....

Apparently this woman gives some people sleepless nights. They just cant get enough of her.

I wont be surprised if they keep hounding her months after leaving Aso Rock.

Lol... She definitely doesnt wanna see the face of the person who caused her a lot of heartbreaks and humbled her totally

Me: Patience, see these children on Nairaland and twitter mocking you on dat you absconded from handover ceremony.

Patience: Chaei!


Me: Is that all you'll say?

Patience: Chaei!

Me: Nawah 4 you o, this Chaei you are sharing....

Patience: Chaei!

Me: Oya, come dey go your Otuoke, enough of the hiding under my bed. Nonsense!


Patience: Chaei!

Me: *visibly furious* One more mention of Chaei there and I will...


Patience: Sai Buhari!!!

Me: Washere mama, your head is there! Go back under the bed.

I bet she is still hurting. She cannot handle the shame of not been able to talk @ the inauguration.

Bye bye Mama Peace. Otuoke needs you now.

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[size=15pt] am going to miss Lady Dame Faka Patience
Jonathan!!
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian with her Award Winning Speeches
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left
them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my
husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very
sweet. Support him.
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan)
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o [/size]

Idrismusty97:
Breaking: Patience Jonathan just divorced GEJ and marry Wike.

Details latter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN58KE0CaHY

So mama Peace is no longer out first lady? There's Goduooo. Bye bye to Aso Villa comedienne. Good bye to mama peace. Welcome to Otuoke