₦airaland Forum

Kockane:
Me: Patience, see these children on Nairaland and twitter mocking you on dat you absconded from handover ceremony.

Patience: Chaei!


Me: Is that all you'll say?

Patience: Chaei!

Me: Nawah 4 you o, this Chaei you are sharing....

Patience: Chaei!

Me: Oya, come dey go your Otuoke, enough of the hiding under my bed. Nonsense!


Patience: Chaei!

Me: *visibly furious* One more mention of Chaei there and I will...


Patience: Sai Buhari!!!

Me: Washere mama, your head is there! Go back under the bed.

baseg25:
source : http://streetgist.com/patience-jonathan-fails-to-show-up-at-the-inaugurationceremony/

achemedez:
[size=15pt] am going to miss Lady Dame Faka Patience
Jonathan!!
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian with her Award Winning Speeches
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left
them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my
husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very
sweet. Support him.
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan)
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o [/size]

Duru1:
If the story that PEJ did not attend the idiotic inauguration is true, I doff my hat for Patience Jonathan. She is one tough cookie and as more real than any reasonable Nigerian could ever be.

achemedez:
[size=15pt] am going to miss Lady Dame Faka Patience
Jonathan!!
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian with her Award Winning Speeches
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left
them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my
husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very
sweet. Support him.
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan)
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o [/size]

Ezenwammadu:
Amaechi who is constitional bound to attend wike inaugration did not come no twitter outburst but PEJ who is not bound to did not attend twitter idioots are making noise.........hypocrisy

bionixs:
Nigeria is country full of well dressed sick fellows! No outburst as mrs buhari shuned the inaguration dinner in honor of Gej yesternight! Many of you have for the sake of Jonathan ,buried you destiny. You can never be in an enviable position in life

onila:
even the vice presidents(Osibanjo) wife didnt attend

Nigerians always looking for gist and insult

blesoh:
hi,are u from Ikom or Akamkpa,just saw d name Ayuk.

BossAyuk:
you're right.

blesoh:
which of d LGA

BossAyuk:
etung LGa

Ezenwammadu:
Amaechi who is constitional bound to attend wike inaugration did not come no twitter outburst but PEJ who is not bound to did not attend twitter idioots are making noise.........hypocrisy

onila:
even the vice presidents(Osibanjo) wife didnt attend

Nigerians always looking for gist and insult

onila:
even the vice presidents(Osibanjo) wife didnt attend

Nigerians always looking for gist and insult

achemedez:
[size=15pt] am going to miss Lady Dame Faka Patience
Jonathan!!
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian with her Award Winning Speeches
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left
them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my
husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very
sweet. Support him.
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan)
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o [/size]

Angel196:
And who are you referring to as semi illiterate?

Txonyi:
Buhari aka baba one chance

Duru1:
If the story that PEJ did not attend the idiotic inauguration is true, I doff my hat for Patience Jonathan. She is one tough cookie and as more real than any reasonable Nigerian could ever be.

Blackfire:
how old are u?. One of this days a nothing will insult ur mother at the market like this.
Did amechi attend wike's own? didnt aishat and osibanjos missed one of the ceremonies?
That woman ve achieved alot in her life than urs.