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| Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by misspicy(op): 1:12pm On May 30, 2015 |
You can't help but miss Jonathan and Patience Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" include: 1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT. 2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people. 3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE. 4- * My fellow widows. 5- * My fellow womens. 6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace. 7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth. 8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment. 9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God. 10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on. 11- * Na only you waka come? 12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing" 13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god. 14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family. 15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan. 16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him. Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan). |
| Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by pinkiberry(m): 1:17pm On May 30, 2015 |
after every grammatical blunder she was once your first lady so deal with it |
| Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by Amuram(m): 1:26pm On May 30, 2015 |
pinkiberry:Lol...this is the JOKES section! Don't take it personal  Op, did she really say all these things?  |
| Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by Amuram(m): 1:29pm On May 30, 2015 |
pinkiberry:Lol....This is the JOKES section! Don't take it personal Op, did she really say all these things? |
| Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by misspicy(op): 1:34pm On May 30, 2015 |
pinkiberry:who says she isn't  |
| Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by misspicy(op): 1:48pm On May 30, 2015 |
Amuram:yes she did. |
| Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by Nobody: 3:02pm On May 30, 2015 |
he did not come too? what about the princpal no too.. na only you waka come.. continu.. there is God.. THERE IS GOD IN EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING.. those blOOd.. that are sharing in Bornu.. will answer |
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