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| Oya Swear... by Lovebond34(op): 3:03pm On May 30, 2015 |
SAY THE TRUTH ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? lolz |
| Re: Oya Swear... by bishop4APC: 3:33pm On May 30, 2015 |
Crazy dude. |
| Re: Oya Swear... by 9iceEze: 4:14pm On May 30, 2015 |
Guy e b lyk say u dey pip me wen i dey do ol dis ply hahahahahahaha dos days funny oooo use our legs build hous go catch grashopper encage dem insid d hous we mould. It ws ful of funs fof |
| Re: Oya Swear... by Lovebond34(op): 5:07pm On May 30, 2015 |
9iceEze:lolz eze ma man longtym ... ![]() |
| Re: Oya Swear... by 9iceEze: 10:04pm On May 30, 2015 |
Lovebond34:i full ground ntin do nd u lngesttym |
Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young • Oya Swear Sey U No Do Any Of These. ! • Oya Swear If.............. • 2 • 3 • 4
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