I wish I had been buried like a baby who never saw the light of day.
~ Job 3:16

Idrismusty97:
Best thing is to kill them and ask for forgiveness. When you kill them it is certain they will make heaven and of course the lord Almighty will forgive you for anything other than insulting him. And as precautions don't reproduce! It is much better not to have any children at all than then churning them out to the world with the risks of Hell.



Be warned! If hell exists, we should all stop procreating immediately, lest we risk adding one more soul to hell. Even if 99 goes to heaven it still isn't worth the risks.

demmy0325:
? ..Are they displayin atheist behaviour..?..

kalindaminda:


Funniest thing I've read all day

menesheh:

demmy0325:
... Whats so funny...

menesheh:
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My own children are displaying Allah behaviour.


Any help

kelvyn7:
train up a child in the way he shd go and when he is old he will not depart from it

demmy0325:
.. Nope.. They are safe..


They'v alreadin help themselves..

Idrismusty97:
Just trying to do my part to save people from going to hell. Please let's join hands to kill all the babies and young ones in the world. Let's also castrate our selves and make our women infertile. Enough of too many people going to hell! Or do you want go partying in heaven and drinking champagne while some of your generation roasts in hell? Even if they choose that part by simply not believing he exist?

onetrack:
This question has already been asked elsewhere, and this is the best response I have found.

hahn:


I support this cause. However, christians will NEVER do such a thing because "someone" needs to live in the beautiful house god has blessed them with or drive that beautiful car. Christians of these days are not ready to kill or even die for eternal salvation.

But muslims might take this seriously. By blowing themselves and every one else up they'll be able to qualify for heaven and their 72 virgins via jihad while sending the rest of the world into a well deserved hell.

Beautiful! So, when do we start?

demmy0325:
Jst Kids..? ..Are they displayin atheist behavior..?

TheDauraMallam:



What is an atheist behavior?

onetrack:
This question has already been asked elsewhere, and this is the best response I have found.

Idrismusty97:
As soon as possible … Time is ticking, god is coming soon.

demmy0325:
... Why are you worried about them becomin an atheist..?

TheDauraMallam:


I don't want any of my children to be punished by god

menesheh:


Nice one.

My pop approached me yesterday in a fierce manner and Started questioning why am no longer Jewish again and not attending prayers, my reply was that he caused it all, why must he filled up his book shelf with religious books and trained me in versity and also still encouraged me to go for my masters, and that acquisition of knowledge is ever the best.

I still believe Internet is the major cause of the revolutionary spread of atheism.

hahn:


What did he expect? I bet he was setting you up in order to request for a refund of your school fees because anyone that has gone through such education should know better.

Honestly, I always feel funny in the presence of christians especially when they praise god. The other day, my father-in-law returned from a Germany after undergoing a very serious surgical operation and invite myself and my wife over to his house for "thanksgiving". I couldn't even dance. I just sat there and wondered how one could justify thanking god for a "miracle" performed by German doctors, who are mostly atheists.

The annoying thing is that after the whole parade, god couldn't even say "thank you".

vooks:
Don't force your beliefs on them; let them make up their minds. If your kid hits 8 and wants to marry his grandmother, your mother, well and good

AmunRaOlodumare:

Don't be ridiculous

TheDauraMallam:


How do you mean?

I should leave them to become atheists? Is that what you are saying?

hahn:


What did he expect? I bet he was setting you up in order to request for a refund of your school fees because anyone that has gone through such education should know better.

Honestly, I always feel funny in the presence of christians especially when they praise god. The other day, my father-in-law returned from a Germany after undergoing a very serious surgical operation and invite myself and my wife over to his house for "thanksgiving". I couldn't even dance. I just sat there and wondered how one could justify thanking god for a "miracle" performed by German doctors, who are mostly atheists.

The annoying thing is that after the whole parade, god couldn't even say "thank you".