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Wetin consine me.

Ekiseme:
negodi ihe ndi a n'ezuzu

Almost made it. Chaii

eightsin:
Almost made it. Chaii

ok sorry,i hope it'll not be like that for you in real life

Ekiseme:
ok sorry,i hope it'll not be like that for you in real life

This is E life. Amen. And you too bro. Enjoy.

This is what you call picture perfect.

Meanwhile:

*A sizzling Hot Mixtape will be dropping on Nairaland on 31-12-15*

Counting down already. Happy New month guys!

#MakeMusicNotWaR

But this person does NOT in anyway resemble Nasir El-Rufai!
The only semblance is the pair of glasses! Nothing more!

The wonderful Jumia mobile has started oooo
Go buy yours now for your lady at a cool price http:///1PPV7Gg

sureteeboy:
I don't have any contribution to make on this topic so Let me teach
you guys how to boil an egg.

Put the egg in a pan of cold water: Place the cold egg in a saucepan and fill with cold water, covering the eggs by an inch.

2. Bring the water to a rolling boil: Set the pan over high heat and bring the water to a boil, uncovered. The water should come to a full, rolling boil.

3. Turn off the heat and cover the pan. As soon as the water comes to a boil, remove the pan from heat and cover the pan. Don't forget about the pan on the stove and let the eggs boil for too long or they will over cook!

4. Set your timer for the desired time: Leave the eggs in the covered pan for the right amount of time. How long? Depends on whether you want soft-boiled or hard-boiled eggs. Here's how long each will take:
• For runny soft-boiled eggs (barely set whites): 3 minutes
• For slightly runny soft-boiled eggs: 4 minutes
• For custardy yet firm soft-boiled eggs: 6 minutes
• For firm yet still creamy hard-boiled eggs: 10 minutes
• For very firm hard-boiled eggs: 15 minutes
5. Tap the cooked eggs gently. After your selected time is up, remove the
cooked eggs from the pan with a slotted spoon and tap each gently on the
countertop to crack the shell in a few places.
6. Place the eggs in a bowl of ice water. Fill a bowl with ice water. Transfer the eggs to the bowl and leave them there for at least 1 minute.
7. Peel and eat! When ready to eat, peel the egg and enjoy.

all dis long story just to boil egg...
summary
Pick ur raw egg
Put inside a pot or kettle containing water
Put d pot untop fire
Allow to boil fr 10-15mins
Dang!! Ur egg is ready

All this long post just to boil egg/s? Are u in anyway related to airforce1 Anyway next time try check for egg boiler,,,it's very affordable and easy to use so stop album loading abi egg boiling




quote author=sureteeboy post=34296547]I don't have any contribution to make on this topic so Let me teach
you guys how to boil an egg.

Put the egg in a pan of cold water: Place the cold egg in a saucepan and fill with cold water, covering the eggs by an inch.

2. Bring the water to a rolling boil: Set the pan over high heat and bring the water to a boil, uncovered. The water should come to a full, rolling boil.

3. Turn off the heat and cover the pan. As soon as the water comes to a boil, remove the pan from heat and cover the pan. Don't forget about the pan on the stove and let the eggs boil for too long or they will over cook!

4. Set your timer for the desired time: Leave the eggs in the covered pan for the right amount of time. How long? Depends on whether you want soft-boiled or hard-boiled eggs. Here's how long each will take:
• For runny soft-boiled eggs (barely set whites): 3 minutes
• For slightly runny soft-boiled eggs: 4 minutes
• For custardy yet firm soft-boiled eggs: 6 minutes
• For firm yet still creamy hard-boiled eggs: 10 minutes
• For very firm hard-boiled eggs: 15 minutes
5. Tap the cooked eggs gently. After your selected time is up, remove the
cooked eggs from the pan with a slotted spoon and tap each gently on the
countertop to crack the shell in a few places.
6. Place the eggs in a bowl of ice water. Fill a bowl with ice water. Transfer the eggs to the bowl and leave them there for at least 1 minute.
7. Peel and eat! When ready to eat, peel the egg and enjoy.[/quote]

john4reala:
I board bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari" he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, I ordered for suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money. I was very happy.
After the Hausa guy polished my shoes. I said Sai
Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his teeth... Sai
Baba.
He said : ma Northerner leave money... I smiled
Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Confidence leave money".... WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working........I am getting things free
just by saying Sai Baba or Sai Buhari
I can't wait to go to this my Hausa car dealer in
Ondo tomorrow and do the same thing to get a
free Jeep or maybe toyota Venza from him too.

u wan make dem dagger you kwo?

Cookey of Nairaland can do better than this.

Am I the only one that doesn't see a single resemblance.

ayusco85:
Wow. Am first to comment. *dancing shoki*a



Well as a Kaduna boi, I dedicate this FTC to my super duper governor, the man with the midas touch that will transform kaduna for good. Wish u a smooth ride tru ur first term ma governor.

When will you get a life at the bolded?

LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT His excellency, the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari (GCON). As a matter fact, you being addressed with this noble title again is indeed a rare opportunity and is a thing that calls for a personal reflection over your past years. This should remind you of your past efforts followed by failures and in fact it is capable of making you ponder over the circumstance that led to your victory in this very general election. It bothers my mind, each time I remember that Nigerians who had earlier refused to give you their support in the previous three general elections, could turned out in such a significant numbers to vote you in as their newly elected president after twelve years of continual trial and failure. CONTINUE» http:///1Kt6ZHf

That Nairaland Biro guy can do better.

Nice work.

Nice

nice...

john4reala:
I board bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari" he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, I ordered for suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money. I was very happy.
After the Hausa guy polished my shoes. I said Sai
Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his teeth... Sai
Baba.
He said : ma Northerner leave money... I smiled
Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Confidence leave money".... WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working........I am getting things free
just by saying Sai Baba or Sai Buhari
I can't wait to go to this my Hausa car dealer in
Ondo tomorrow and do the same thing to get a
free Jeep or maybe toyota Venza from him too.

.

Joke is no longer funny

He looks like Mahatma Gandhi when he was young.

deb:
When will you get a life at the bolded?

Wen u learn to mind ur business

Mallam is a very handsome man. If no be say I don settle down, I for pursue am but.....oh oh... he be muslim ( I no mind sha) and he short ( doesn't mara a bit)

great job