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Gazaliah:
chuku ckuku your eyes for you all

If I woss u slap ehn, e go takes u back to default setting

majidyusuf:
ANGEL: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven

GOD: wat hv they done again this time?

ANGEL: Evrything! They dont listen to
instructions, they dont obey traffic rules, they dont wait
for their turn in anything. They are completely impatient abt everything; infact, they have made heaven a living hell since they came.

GOD: Then we better send them to hell.
(calls d devil) Hellooo Luci..... (Satan picks)
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call
me later; there's an issue i'm trying to resolve.(10minutes later)
GOD: Hellooo Lucifer!
SATAN: Your Lordship, pls i'll call you back.
The issue has turned into a serious crisis oooo!
(an hour later)
SATAN: Hello your Lordship
GOD: What is going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians i have with me in
hell ooo (he stammers); they...., theyyy..., they
have quenched the fire in hell and..and...and
even installed air conditioner.....

Heheh rada funny...
Bruh u nid Bros J in ur lyf

Physika:
Heheh rada funny... Bruh u nid Bros J in ur lyf

me and him na padi of life

Gazaliah:
Omo Mapoly,kilowaaaaa

I don port to B15....Jamb wan jam me..My name wad on senate list but my status Reaf Thus"Can't register cos your jamb registration number is not on Jamb database".


Na so I Ni fit register oooo.I complained but nothing show

Oooooboy* NYSC rili f^ck people up sha. Abeg no vex oh God knows best sha. No be by who first finish, no be who call police must win case.

Gazaliah:
Na who go bribe me make I give Haliluck to?


Cc Majidyusuf,Hilsocial and Stancity

So i'm nw sumtin pple hav 2 bribe 4?... I feel insulted!

Stancity:
Name ur price make i go sell 1 plot of land for Wuse Zone II

I am not for sale!

Owliver:
Oooooboy* NYSC rili f^ck people up sha. Abeg no vex oh God knows best sha. No be by who first finish, no be who call police must win case.

Thanks bro...I don forget that issue jare...
Infact,I don do another filling of remobilisation form for my skool sef....


How ur ppa be like?

hilsocial:
Haliluck is Gazaliah ur father? He is behaving like a good dad.

Oh so nw he is behaving lyk a gud dad cos u feel he's on ur side ryt?

majidyusuf:
the lion is back

Wad up bro?

haliluck:
So i'm nw sumtin pple hav 2 bribe 4?... I feel insulted!

Haliluck,not what you think...How can I insult you.I don't know you will see that oooo.

erisegun:
lmao.... E do me mak i stone d man d day he folow DG cum our camp4 swearing-in* d guy black lyk nigerdeltaboi and babatawa+gazaliah

Abeg u 4 stone am sef mayb he 4 release TT by nw

Gazaliah:
Majidyusuf
Stancity





Na me give Haliluck to Hilsocial oooo.Please,back off



In vexing mode

Nd wen did dis exchange happen I tink I hav d ryt 2 choose d man I want

majidyusuf:
let's gerrout of here before those monsters come

Lol

Gazaliah:
Thanks bro...I don forget that issue jare...
Infact,I don do another filling of remobilisation form for my skool sef....


How ur ppa be like?

Ok good. Make sure you do correct follow up this time oh. Don't dull... My ppa is a secondary govt school. Its cool sha. The village peeps respect corp members and its just 400naira bike to ado. Its gonna be f^rking fun I predict. Thanks man

majidyusuf:
the lion is back

I tot lion is a wild animal and Jungle should be dia home...

Abeg,go back to jungle wia you belong miccoy

miccoy:
Wad up bro?

everything's been low key, keeping up, I think say seun don ban you

Stancity:
Bae this is unfair.. Was with u yestaday and wetin i dey see .. Must u make me sorb Its unfair na.. Cant remember doing u any wrong..

I wont do dat 2 u now....infact I dunno who hilsocial iz ooo

Owliver:
Ok good. Make sure you do correct follow up this time oh. Don't dull... My ppa is a secondary govt school. Its cool sha. The village peeps respect corp members and its just 400naira bike to ado. Its gonna be f^rking fun I predict. Thanks man

May Allah be with you throughout you stay over there

Gazaliah:
Let me see how you can fight for what belongs to you....
If you can't stand like a kingsguard to protect you e-queen,it shows you can do the same for your real queen...


Do you get that


#Fact

Hahahah. Lemme nt tell u my mind sha. I see ur reasons. I ve nt asked haliluck out, when I am convinced on her u will see e-fight. Meanwhile, deracathy has been my crush since so chill. So when I decide u will know.

Gazaliah:
I tot lion is a wild animal and Jungle should be dia home...
Abeg,go back to jungle wia you belong miccoy

make i drop haliluck first

haliluck:
Abeg u 4 stone am sef mayb he 4 release TT by nw

lol.... U wicked o.

Gazaliah:
Haliluck,not what you think...How can I insult you.I don't know you will see that oooo.

U dnt want d ryt man 4 me!!! If any of dem bribes u 2 hav me he wont respect me

I want to know the last man standing

Gazaliah:
May Allah be with you throughout you stay over there

in Jesus name you have prayed. Amen

haliluck:
Oh so nw he is behaving lyk a gud dad cos u feel he's on ur side ryt?

No, because he knows am among the best u can get anywhere.

hilsocial:
Hahahah. Lemme nt tell u my mind sha. I see ur reasons. I ve nt asked haliluck out, when I am convinced on her u will see e-fight. Meanwhile, deracathy has been my crush since so chill. So when I decide u will know.

Haaaaaaaaaa,see hilsocial oooooo.
You don forget all dos rhymes you put together just last night


Diaris God oooooo

erisegun:
lol.... U wicked o.

Shey na u say u wan stone am...I jus dey ginger u

Gazaliah:
May Allah be with you throughout you stay over there

Are u a muslim.

Gazaliah:
May Allah be with you throughout you stay over there

Are u a muslim.

majidyusuf:
make i drop haliluck first

Wooow....I like that Haliluck costume.

How much be the original No tell her I ask for the original oooo

hilsocial:
Hahahah. Lemme nt tell u my mind sha. I see ur reasons. I ve nt asked haliluck out, when I am convinced on her u will see e-fight. Meanwhile, deracathy has been my crush since so chill. So when I decide u will know.

I wont wait 4 u till wen u decide

hilsocial:
Are u a muslim.

double quote, what am I thinking