₦airaland Forum

Temmytea70:
DECLARATION OF ASSETS Since our President (Buhari) and his vice President (Osinbajo) declared their assets, I have also deemed it imperative to declare mine. As a Buharist, I need to follow his leadership path in order to project a corruption free leadership and follower- ship which will eventually bore a corruption free nation. The Declaration goes thus; 1. 3 pencil (pant trousers), 3 CARROT Jeans ( Size 45 ) and 1 chinos. 2. 5 Shirts + 4 polo shirts 3. 2 danshiki, 1 guinea + 1 ankara 4. 1 bathroom flipflop 5. 1 vasacci shoe, 2 akube slippers and 1sandal wit a Jungle booth 6. 1 red tie and 2 bow ties 8. 1 TECNO L6 9. 1 Binatone Standing fan 10. 1 Vita foam 11. 1 bag of pure water + 3 Bucket of rainwater. 12. 2 Pairs of Corper Khaki 14. 4 pots, 1 kettle + 1 frying pan. 16. 1 lontor torchlite. 17. 1 Carpet and 1 rug 18. 200 MTN recharge card and 200 Airtel recharge card too 19. #2000 @ Union Bank account +1000 in GTB account 20. 1 bible 21. 2 bedsheets and 1pillow 22. SSCE certificates, BSC PHYSICS 23. 2 dozens of Underpant and 2 singlet 24. A gas cooker 25. 1 Girlfriend + 1 crush Anything aside the above declared asset is either a gift or jointly owned by me and someone. Thanks. Corper temmy

Rumpelstiltskin:
@OP, is that all you've got? You call trousers and shirts assets? You need to work really hard bro!

However, in the spirit of transparency amd accountability, I will also like to declare my assets.

As at 09th June 2015, these are my assets;

1. A 6 bedroom duplex at Gana Street Maitama, Abuja valued at N1.8 billion.

2. A 5 bedroom duplex at T.Y Danjuma Street, Asokoro, Abuja valued at N1 billion Naira.

3. A plot of land measuring 5,400 sqm2 at Jabi, Abuja valued at N358 million.

4. A shopping plaza of 80 shops at Adetokunbo Ademola Street Wuse II, Abuja valued at N3.7 billion naira.

5. A four bedroom bungalow at Iyaganku GRA, Ibadan, Oyo State valued at N80 million.

6. Five units of three bedroom flats at Bodija GRA, Ibadan valued at N350 million.

7. A land measuring 5 hectares at Akobo Ojurin area of Ibadan, Oyo State valued at N400 million.

8. A five bedroom duplex at Banana Island, Ikoyi Lagos valued at N5 billion.

9. A two story building inherited from my dad at Victoria Island, Lagos valued at N570 million.

10. A customized Rolls Royce Phantom valued at N100 million.

11. A Mercedez GL450 valued at N17 million.

12. A 2015 Audi Q5, 2014 Toyota Camry, 2015 Range Rover Evogue and a Toyota Prado Jeep all valued at N57 million.

13. GoldStraw Hotels (Wuse II, Abuja and Lekki, Lagos) valued at N7 billion.

14. GoldStraw Oil and Gas Ltd (Upstream and Downstream) valued at N93 billion.

15. Gold Straw Airlines (14 Boeing 747 aircrafts, 6 helicopters and 7 cargo planes) valued at N42 billion.

16. Gold Straw Construction Ltd valued at N45 billion.

17. Gold Straw Real Estate (Developers of GoldStraw Estate in Abuja, Lagos, Port Hacourt, Delta and Akwa Ibom) valued at N85 billion.

18. Other GoldStraw Group investments valued at N22 billion.

19. A 24-karat Gold Rolex Wristwatch valued at N24 million.

20. 8 million shares each in Zenith Bank, GTB, Access Bank, Conoil, Guiness, Nigerian Breweries and Forte Oil valued at N231 million.

21. A domiliciary account with name GoldStraw Group and balance of $15,436,244.14 at Zenith Bank PLC, Maitama Branch.

22. A current account with name GoldStraw Group and balance of N52,348,521,441.98 at GTB branch, Wuse II, Abuja.

23. Personal savings accounts with Zenith Bank, GTB, Ecobank and Union Bank with account name Rumpelstiltskin and total balance of N8,541,234,112.63

24. One carton of expired Kaduna weed supplied by Theophilus. The value of this is priceless.......Robbers beware!

25. Four Dobberman, Three alsatians, Two rotweillers and one local dog valued at N910,000


26. Two nairaland followers

27. 13 nairaland crushes

28. One gold plated English pistol valued at

29. A galaxy Note 4, Iphone 6 and Ipad 4 valued at N397,000.

........but no girlfriend.

laidian:
Dear Temmy,

The Bureau acknowledged the receipt of your assets declaration under section 0(a) of nairaland constitution.

Pls scratch the recharge cards and forward the pins for further verification of the above assets.

Thanks.

ifex370:
2 dozen pant




omor you de wear pant oo... you no de use pant play

Temmytea70:
You must be probed

Rumpelstiltskin:
Please bro, I don't wanna go to jail. There are no air condition units there, no fried chicken, no orijin.