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ElDaIllest:
My fellow battlers(vets inclusive),I hereby ask for your assistance in helping me know more about NL battling strategies,veting, rules.I'll also love to have a d-ope teacher/mentor...I ask humbly cos everyone still has much to learn and I willing to get to the top just as any legendary battler here did...RESPECT!!!

MuhdG:
Nna mee too im looking for mentorship
Cc: Limerick Obesemf Elymaximus Coogar
Etc etc
Abeg open a school for us na

Limerick:
accepted

MuhdG:
Thank you teacher
When shall we begin. Oh I'm excited!!

obesemf:
lmao smh

Limerick:
anytime, just dis me

obesemf:
lmao smh

MuhdG:
Okay, how about 2moro 10pm?? What will be our 1st topic?

Limerick:
RE-BRUTTALS

MuhdG:
Okay teacher!
Me looking forward to it

Limerick:
See I'll be banging your brains with a hand from daddy/ yo style is crappy/ if you ain't getting my drift, then I'd try re driving/ you should have a plan b/
cos this shiit is so cold. . . .and youll drop in a happy day. . . like patoranking!!!/

MuhdG:
Hold it back, dont get cocky/
Ama learn n be 'dropping so hot', till u getting 'horn.y'/
Oh yes i gat a plan B/
If this shii doesn't work out, ama open a thread and name it 'lime reek's of shii'/

Limerick:
faggottyy gayyy, I can't get h.orny, let's talk/ bout how you'd get humiliated and instead of rebutting, you'd use those words to thank God/
for saving a life here. . . .and next time, you wouldn't say "shiiit" to me . . .you knw that word is censored/

Limerick:
faggottyy gayyy, I can't get h.orny, let's talk/ bout how you'd get humiliated and instead of rebutting, you'd use those words to thank God/
for saving a life here. . . .and next time, you wouldn't say "shiiit" to me . . .you knw that word is censored/

obesemf:
shiit is censored, but you stay self centred, i leave men red, they run when i entered,
when i pull the pen first, i make em turn left, watching these aliens like ben ten.
i'm a fuckingg robot, ma pornn flicks set off metal sensors

MuhdG:
Hahaha, ah gat it teach, now that am present/
Let me explain ma actions, it aint really complex/
I was tryna sound relevant, so i wouldnt look clueless- like our ex president/

Limerick:
Why the red eye/ you shouldn't feel fly/ your girls pinky. . .she gives me brains in the night/ now tell me how you relevant guy/ Im sick enough to do a drive by, throw the gun to you......so you save me the stress and die by your own hands!!!!/

MuhdG:
Look at me! Ah look tired, stressed and sleepy/
Coz i lost alotta energy, when ah had a marathon bleep/
With ur b.itch, she was like ohh geez/
She never seen skillz like mine/
Coz while u be shooting blindly in d dark/
she was busy, texting me on her ipad/

Limerick:
hold up, you styles outdated, on to the next/ Why d hell did you tell me you ffucked with my girl?/ matter of you talk to a guy and every time, you use the word "ffuck" you a born h.omo men/
ok scratch that, you ffucked with ma girl. . . .I rode on yours. . .do me I do you, God no go vex/

Limerick:
hold up, you styles outdated, on to the next/ Why d hell did you tell me you ffucked with my girl?/ matter of you talk to a guy and every time, you use the word "ffuck" you a born h.omo men/
ok scratch that, you ffucked with ma girl. . . .I rode on yours. . .do me I do you, God no go vex/

MuhdG:
Is u teaching me or is u beating me

Limerick:
you've got potentials bro!

Limerick:
you've got potentials bro!

MuhdG:
Hehe Thank u teacher

ElDaIllest:
eish...he ain't got potentials/ the only potential he got is a stagnant 0.001 I.Q,I've got his credentials/ being a man in rap game is important/ but his lines are lame and impotent/ imma topple him like naija elections/ his flow weaker than my grandpa's e-rection/ lol

ElDaIllest:
thanks bruce