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Since Buhari Has Refused To Declare His Asset Here Is Mine by okhiai1(op): 9:07pm On Jun 13, 2015

Since we are in change era,let me too declare
my asset too
I have one kerosine stove,2 bucket,2 spoon,2
plate,1 rug on the floor,one i pass my
neighbour generator,3 girlfriends thinking of
marrying one, 2 unused condom for
protection,2 hand set phone blackberry and solo android,3 googles,one clipper for barbing my
armpit and pubic area,one hectre of land at
sanbisa in maiduguri for farming and future
investment,2 wrist watches,5 congos of rice,2 congos
of beans,one bathroom slippers 3 shoes one
black trouser three blue ones and 2 brown ones and white shirts and 8 different of other colurs,#60953.50k in
firstbank account,#5000.00k inGTB Bank
account.I reduce my salary by #1.00
I have delared mine,i advice all good nigerians to
do the same
Am waiting for yours

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Re: Since Buhari Has Refused To Declare His Asset Here Is Mine by loomer: 9:10pm On Jun 13, 2015

Tell us, what demon led you to this

Re: Since Buhari Has Refused To Declare His Asset Here Is Mine by kazmanbanjoko(m): 9:12pm On Jun 13, 2015

Are yu using style to tell us what you have so dat we can come to rob you oneday.

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Re: Since Buhari Has Refused To Declare His Asset Here Is Mine by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jun 13, 2015

lwkmd. Op u be big boy oh.

Re: Since Buhari Has Refused To Declare His Asset Here Is Mine by firstolalekan(m): 9:49pm On Jun 13, 2015

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okhiai1:
Since we are in change era,let me too declare
my asset too
I have one kerosine stove,2 bucket,2 spoon,2
plate,1 rug on the floor,one i pass my
neighbour generator,3 girlfriends thinking of
marrying one, 2 unused condom for
protection,2 hand set phone blackberry and solo android,3 googles,one clipper for barbing my
armpit and pubic area,one hectre of land at
sanbisa in maiduguri for farming and future
investment,2 wrist watches,5 congos of rice,2 congos
of beans,one bathroom slippers 3 shoes one
black trouser three blue ones and 2 brown ones and white shirts and 8 different of other colurs,#60953.50k in
firstbank account,#5000.00k inGTB Bank
account.I reduce my salary by #1.00
I have delared mine,i advice all good nigerians to
do the same
Am waiting for yours