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If You Never Did This....... by SlimBrawnie(op):
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter(leke leke gimme white fingers)
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!(geregere)
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
-If u didn't place ur biscuit on a hard surface and hit it to powdery form
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". D song
in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is
actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw
u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.!
are u guilty?

Cc Lalasticlala
Re: If You Never Did This....... by magneto(m): 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
Lol, guilty as charged! The acting of film in uncompleted building and driving tyre wit stick was staple for me. grin

Also playing husband and wife wit d girl next door. tongue


Did u say d song is actually "o sing my soul and praise d lord"? DAMN!!!
Re: If You Never Did This....... by tammyboy1(m): 7:20am On Jun 13, 2015
I can't seem to figure anyone i






dint do
Re: If You Never Did This....... by kilisi(m): 9:42am On Jun 13, 2015
cool tongue grin The good old days!!! Today's jet age children are really missing a lot!
Re: If You Never Did This....... by SlimBrawnie(op): 1:08pm On Jun 14, 2015
magneto:
Lol, guilty as charged! The acting of film in uncompleted building and driving tyre wit stick was staple for me. grin
Also playing husband and wife wit d girl next door. tongue
Did u say d song is actually "o sing my soul and praise d lord"? DAMN!!!
Lol....yeah..... imagine the melody added when singing the song not knowing we were saying the wrong words
Re: If You Never Did This....... by lawrencedash01(m): 1:36pm On Jun 14, 2015
Hehehe, Did all of em, I b master 4 rubber, dose dayz shaa
Re: If You Never Did This....... by magneto(m): 9:29am On Jun 15, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
Lol....yeah..... imagine the melody added when singing the song not knowing we were saying the wrong words
Lol, Its so funny now remembering how we used to sing "o singo singo" wit so much passion...grin
Re: If You Never Did This....... by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2015
lawrencedash01:
Hehehe,
Did all of em, I b master 4 rubber, dose dayz shaa
i bet i could best you anytime back then even now sef. i was the champion in my street back then in mushin lagos, i even won the inter-street competition...
Re: If You Never Did This....... by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:47pm On Jun 15, 2015
Good old days..........grin

i did EVERYTHING!!!......and was a fierce and undisputed champion in my area that time...i was sooooo famous!!!cheesy











Now i wish those days can come back! embarassedembarassedembarassed
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