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Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 9:44pm On Jun 22, 2015
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin cheesy grin
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by angieberry(f): 9:49pm On Jun 22, 2015
Lol grin
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by walexsy(m): 9:57pm On Jun 22, 2015
lol...9ja police sha... Buh dere is nothinq lyk dat here in france...
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:01pm On Jun 22, 2015
walexsy:
lol...9ja police sha...
Buh dere is nothinq lyk dat here in france...
We ar talking abt Naija nd u ar comparing France.... lol d distance is like d earth nd d sky
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:02pm On Jun 22, 2015
angieberry:
Lol grin
Dats wat dy do
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jun 22, 2015
grin ii tried to hold ma laffs
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by walexsy(m): 10:14pm On Jun 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
We ar talking abt Naija nd u ar comparing France.... lol d distance is like d earth nd d sky
No mind me...na wishful thinkinq...not been to benin b4 talkless of france
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:18pm On Jun 22, 2015
vimi:
grin ii tried to hold ma laffs
Lol grin

With d above I don't think u can @all
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:19pm On Jun 22, 2015
walexsy:
No mind me...na wishful thinkinq...not been to benin b4 talkless of france
So u boboed me?
Haba
God will grant ur wish den nd mine too
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
Lol grin

With d above I don't think u can @all
Lol trust mee ii laffed out loud grin

Nice piece
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
vimi:
Lol trust mee ii laffed out loud grin

Nice piece
Tanx bruh
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by walexsy(m): 10:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
So u boboed me? Haba God will grant ur wish den nd mine too
A big amen to that...
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like..... by ibroauthen(op): 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2015
walexsy:
A big amen to that...
Good bruh
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