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Hey,

lets post our funny proverbs here. I will start with


He who fights and runs away , Na fear catch am

A stitch in time, dey prevent further tear tear.

One goodturn, na correct power steering be that.



Post urs and lets read !!!

lol @ posts

Tomorrow, tomorrow, Since dem born me I never see tomorrow. Na only today I dey see .

half word, beta the wise weh sabi wetin hin dey do

na hot water make crayfish bend

What the diff. btw a man and a woman

A woman has head, eyes, nose, tongue, nyash

but a man has head, eyes, nose, tongue, nyash

Monkey sabi, monkey smart, na tree near tree

hmmmmm

them no de find virgin for maternity ward

When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say I'm get plans

Feel at home dey spoil television!

Actor no dey die for film,instead make e die na either d film go end,or nepa go take light

Lazy man dont eat

Dont play with dogs,it will lick your mouth

No condition is permanent, unless ur gorimapa na God-given

Some funny proverbz here mehhn!!

monkey wey no chop banana, na shit dey worry am

How contradictory can these be? My father says ' two heads are better than one' but my mother says 'too many cooks spoils the broth'

Monkey wey no get tail , Plenty of dem dey for market.

You never see fowl bottom until the wind blow

the breeze wey carry kings roof, na correct whirlwind.

A stitch in time saves nine but na because the tear tear no much.

maluu abi cow we tanda go back abi we pick everse, na dizziness dey worry am[flash=200,200][/flash][center][/center]

Iya dada wey sey she neva touch mad person head , wetin her child get for head

Person wey talk say hin nor fit chop food from another man land, na hunger never catch am.

Anyhow wey e be, monkey and chimpanzee nor be mate when it comes 2 beauty pageant!

Okanran:
Anyhow wey e be, monkey and chimpanzee nor be mate when it comes 2 beauty pageant!

lol!!

The soup wey sweet na money kill am.

No matter the ogbonge telescope wey white men invent, dem still nor fit sight Heaven!

A man badly pressed by nature does not mind a dirty toilet! _{true isnt it?}

Community where dogs kill tiger is unsafe to live.