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| If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 12:35am On Jun 25, 2015 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....if you didnt as a Nigerian then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by shikshark: 12:41am On Jun 25, 2015 |
if u dont know the full meaning of ONWARD EXERCISE BOOK |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by bolinchin: 12:42am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I am a true Nigerian then |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by golddust6000(m): 12:46am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I do all of them, for sure |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 12:53am On Jun 25, 2015 |
golddust6000:Lol,me too jare |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 12:54am On Jun 25, 2015 |
bolinchin:yes bro u are,we who smiled after reading it all are |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 12:55am On Jun 25, 2015 |
shikshark:abeg explain this one |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Wizzz: 12:57am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Things like this don't happen here in heaven  |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Sandydayz(f): 12:58am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Hahhahaha  Who go twikle twikle? |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by iamodenigbo1(m): 1:52am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I see |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Oriaku96: 1:57am On Jun 25, 2015 |
You made me miss home today. Did most of them and remembering them made feel like running back to my home town. Alas I can't the fear of kidnappers is the beginning of wisdom. God bless my hometown. And God bless the Writer for the nostalgic feelings. |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by menix(m): 3:23am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Wow!!!! The closing the fridge is EPIC.. I thought I was d only dude wiv such curiosity.. truthlegend: Ow do u intend he explains it, wen he attended Kiwi central school daura. Onward exercise book was possibly taught as a subject there.. @Topic... If u claim growing up in d east nd u never played d cashew game (stoning som bunch of cashew nut in a circle) u possibly grew in d east of Niger. If u never had a wooden box as ur savings account nd wen broke u make use of broom stick to pull out some cash.. |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by LEvuls(m): 3:29am On Jun 25, 2015 |
TeamJarizod did all of it It was fun more fun when you vote for Jarizod for Mr.NL 2015 vote Jarizod and cc:NLJEGA that's all...thanks a lot guys. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by toniro(m): 4:57am On Jun 25, 2015 |
O boy! No be small thing o; I miss the fond memories sincerely |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by natas22: 5:02am On Jun 25, 2015 |
@op brilliant one www. |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Royals1: 5:07am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Ede times Ede Remi koni ya segun elere bolu odabo odabo kayode. Dts exercise book. Infact dt wooden Box for saving money, i still do it oo for saving small small money. Am a true nigerian dt can use teeth to open pepsi. Mole feyin shi pepsi |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by vedaxcool(m): 5:09am On Jun 25, 2015 |
If you grew up in the north - maiduguri particularly and did sing the song for a particular note book that has drawings of various athletes: it goes some thing like this: Number 1 papa lolo Number 2 hanchi pencil Number 3 guye guye Number 4 tumbulake Cant recall the rest. 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Nobody: 5:18am On Jun 25, 2015 |
truthlegend:please! Butty kids like me didn't do all these things.. these were mostly for the aje pako's  |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Theben(m): 5:20am On Jun 25, 2015 |
golddust6000:Did |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by modskiller(m): 6:02am On Jun 25, 2015 |
@OP, I'm guilty of all these  |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by 3ace(m): 6:33am On Jun 25, 2015 |
If you didn't hold your index fingers together while pointing them to the birds in the sky thinking it holds them still when actually the birds just feel like floating. They will actually keep flying when they are ready. Chai! Kids mumu gan back then o. I still did that fridge thingy recently just to know what is responsible for turning the light off when the door is closed. I didn't get it back then but I now understand the mechanism behind it now. I sometimes slowly close the fridge door just to enjoy the coolness oozing out especially during hot weather..lol.. Who does this with me? |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Segunod(m): 7:01am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Growing up was fun for most of us who did some of this while still a kid. I remember how I use to follow Sallah ram  |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by olasmith10(m): 7:05am On Jun 25, 2015 |
so true abt d closing d refrigerator slowly just to c when d light goes off...I even tuk my investigation further and den I noticed der is an extended slab from d light case..whenever d door pushes d slap, d light goes off...dat day I was so glad at my discovery just like ao Rutherford and Geiger were excited in dier gold foil experiment 1 Like |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by olasmith10(m): 7:08am On Jun 25, 2015 |
EXERCISE BOOK = Ede x Ede Remi coni Iya, segun elere ball, odabo odabo kayode anyone remb dis? 1 Like |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by MythAngel: 7:44am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I painstakingly observed all the highlight and truly characterized what a Nigerian child experiences. But of all of them I wasnt told of ghost under a mango tree. 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 7:50am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Oriaku96:dats true we all miss childhood sometimes |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 7:52am On Jun 25, 2015 |
olasmith10:why did u stop at just knowing u would have taken it a step further |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 7:53am On Jun 25, 2015 |
slyfoxxjoe:make I hear say u be butty,I sabi ur house for dopemu nah 1 Like |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 7:56am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Wizzz:so there is nairaland in heaven?abi Nah hell u been wan talk? |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by truthlegend(m): 7:57am On Jun 25, 2015 |
MythAngel:lolz I guess thats the only sectional one,its only in the middle belt |
| Re: If U Didn't Do All This While Growing Up You Are Not A Nigerian by Nobody: 7:58am On Jun 25, 2015 |
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