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Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by musahoss(op): 1:12am On Jun 28, 2015
I saw an ad :
"lose 5kg in a
week" in a newspaper.
I called the company & lady says
be ready tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning i opened the
door & finds a hot babe with just
shoes, undergarments & shirt
saying : "u catch me u Bleep me!"
&
the girl starts running.
I started running but doesn't
catch her. During the whole
week
i tried to catch her but couldn't.
However i lost 5 kg.
I then asked for the 10kg
program.
Next morning at 6 i opened the
door and saw an even hotter
babe in shoes, thong & a shirt
saying: "u catch me u Bleep me".
I lost 10 kg that week. So i
thought this program is
awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg! So i asked
for
the 25 kg but the lady said "R u
sure ? its really tough".
I said
"YES! grin emoticon "
Next day at 6 i opened the door,
i found a gay in just underwear
saying.. "If I catch u, I will Bleep
u.."
.
.
.
.
.
.
That day i lost 40KG!
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by Nobody: 1:13am On Jun 28, 2015
Ndiara
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by musahoss(op): 1:15am On Jun 28, 2015
Freemanan:
Fatness is illegal
i felt unfitting in the society coz ive been the only fat guy within and so had to be at the same pace with my fellas
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by Nobody: 1:22am On Jun 28, 2015
musahoss:
i felt unfitting in the society coz ive been the only fat guy within and so had to be at the same pace with my fellas
Hope salvation Has come?
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by elantraceey(f): 2:07am On Jun 28, 2015
Many are really mad but few are roaming. grin
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by tallestniggur(m): 7:00am On Jun 28, 2015
:DLmao ;DLmao
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by philo3(m): 9:41am On Jun 28, 2015
I laughed so hard
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by seankay(m): 11:12am On Jun 28, 2015
. grin
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by berrieblizzie(f): 11:49am On Jun 28, 2015
elantraceey:
Many are really mad but few are roaming. grin
lool....are u part of those roaming grin tongue
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by oyindare(m): 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2015
grin
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by musahoss(op): 12:53pm On Jun 28, 2015
berrieblizzie:
lool....are u part of those roaming grin tongue
ask him well
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by elantraceey(f): 5:12pm On Jun 28, 2015
berrieblizzie:
lool....are u part of those roaming grin tongue
Me and you nau grin
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by somcherry(f): 7:44pm On Jun 28, 2015
Hahaha grin lmao
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by Jamaticulus(m): 8:45pm On Jun 28, 2015
Chaaai...God punish devil...Hahaha!
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by kromoto: 9:57am On Jun 29, 2015
OP, you made my day.
Re: Some Hillarious Funny Ways I Loosed My Weight,dont Dare Try It. by BUSHHUNTER: 6:02pm On Jun 29, 2015
grin grin grin
grin grin grin
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