Insidous, is that you? You are a pathetic disgrace! Come and defend yourself. Instead of you to read your books, you decided to stoop this low. Are you that ugly that no man can touch you? Your bf is now a broken cocumber...SHAME!

Cock and bull story!..is it evn possible for a gal to do herself with sth strong as cucumber cos she can't even wtstand d pain...and I evn wonder d level of injury that will warrant emergency surgery..and it is a monumental lie dt doctors asked for the parents consent for an adult patient dt was fully conscious and alert...#Storyforthegods#

dem go dey form hard to get, dem go dey form SU. smh

I guess she was desperately in need of it and couldn't wait for the next available _dick. Konji Na _bastard sha

Fynpatra:


Lwkm pls dunt spoil me oh....
Buh y dat gal go behave lyk dat na wehboys full evriwhere deytroway

mrsefan:
picz plz

One of the picz.

eyah... something wey she dey hide from her roommates come be public stuff

san316:
This story is a big fat lie. hiw can cucumber just break like that? it is not possible.

this should be a lesson for guys that eat at girls' houses. dont it cucumber when they serve it to you.

talk true so u no de eat toto?

Lies

Sunnypa11:
Endtime cucumber don enter her heaven

morbeta:
This is cloudy lies joor, you can as well tell us that vibrator got stucked in someone hony pot. Vagina is not lagoon.

Lol u neva see cucumber weh get size like dick before Doh I dunt masturbate cos av gat an able bf

4bobo:


pictures so that i can examine it may be i can remove it easily.

you don spoil finish

I go report you to Mummy Bento

Don't subscribe to junk journalism

softysparky:
No wonder cucumber is very costly now in the market.

I share this opinion. This story though likely false but with the possibility that girls use cucumbers to derive sexual pleasure took me down memory lane when I was buying fruits and one lady walked up to the fruit vendor and was checking out the cucumbers but left without buying any cos according to her, they were too small. I don't know why for a split second, that naughty idea of cucumbers used in placed of a vibrator just flashed through my mind bit I simply waved off the thought.

she probably wanted to remain a virgin ni.

This story get as e be sha.

She was bleeding profusely yet she ran away.

Hehehe

She shud just push na. Push like say she wan born pikin. Na wetin she dey find she see.

yilly:
How big was her vagina dat would or can accomodate a cucumber! God dats jst disgusting...

VJ conveniently accommodates a fist.

As for baby head & shoulders, you might argue that hormones kind of Prepare the pelvis for it.

The cobra that some men are carrying about easily trumps a cucumber.

This is pure lie just to decieve

rheether:
Get Boyfriend, them no gree.

So for your mind na every bullshit wey wear trouser be man? What is the use of bf with big di..k wey no fit finish common one(1)round?

rheether:
Get Boyfriend, them no gree.

I fit be your bf during konji session oooh

Ladycloud:
loll.. nairaland don carry am sharp sharp.... unn girls tho

Babe obu ezigbo aspa ur skl mate?

LaDivva:
Gosh... This one sent cold shivers down my spine

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Always get very strong hard cucumber...no need to shiver.

jemype:
this is a stupid lie abeg we are not fools

Ode

yilly:
How big was her vagina dat would or can accomodate a cucumber! God dats jst disgusting...

If a human vagina can push out a baby, is it a mere cucumber that it cannot accommodate? Seems you are "under experienced".

cock and bull stories...

MissSlimbody:
you don spoil finish

I go report you to Mummy Bento

[size=18pt]End time Cucumber[/size]

If cucumber should break inside dat means d hole don big, maybe d guy wey sabi knack her d akpako no dey for skul , I no blame her sha

Pope22:



http://www.unnpals.com/campus-flash/unn-cucumber-stuck-on-a-female-student-helping-herself/

Is it dat boys are not asking her out... or is she one of dox girls dat form 4 guy while they are in love

Fruit Abuse!