Now, this is meant to be a fun thread.

I have to confess I am intrigued by the workings of the human mind, especially the female.

It is so interesting when you see the changes in a girl whose reply on every thread was once "I don't know, I am a virgin" to the time when they start talking about sex, how they like it and so on. There were three girls I followed closely. They were as naive and innocent as I was and I could relate to them.

1. R****TU: R****tu was the curviest virgin on nairaland once upon a time. When you viewed her picture, you couldn't help but wonder if her BF she loved talking about all the time was a "bolo". I mean, how could he resist not driving wildly on those dangerous curves of hers?!
The curves and all the talks of being a virgin didn't just add up. But the naive questions, and the naive attitude gave her away. She seemed very curious about this most basic, most primal human behavior. And it was only a matter of time before this curiosity would kill the kitty-cat, pun intended.

Fast forward to some years later. Of a sudden, R****tu said she was married. And we all know with marriage, comes sex. A whole lot of it.
Now R****tu is the curviest vixen on Nairaland and she knows it. She knows her milkshakes brings out all the boys to the yard which is captured quite aptly on her profile quote- "welcome again to my profile. ...I know ignoring me is quite impossible hahaha"


2. Free***** : No, this does not stand for free*****.
The girl behind this moniker is anything but free. She is a girl who has self respect and self control. In bales.
Some years back, she was a naive little girl with a lot of questions. About life. About death. About religion. And about sex.
Now she is a girl who knows what she wants and seems to have gotten a lot of answers to some of her questions. And why wouldn't she? After all, a reader is apt to find a lot of answers to questions.

Before you know it, this girl grew up. She had long legs for days. And thick thighs. And was light-skinned. She was everything a typical red-blooded male would want and hanker after. But Free waited until the time was right. And some lucky guy made her a woman, from the naive, young girl she used to be.
And now, you don't need to be told what this girl can get up to behind closed doors. We all know what they say about good girls turned bad. In a good, bad way though. Badly good. Now I'm just confused. OK, bye!

Oh and one last thing, if you want to waltz out of her life, she calls you back and gives you TP. Like, who's your daddy now??

3. Kul***
Hmmmn! This was a girl who's name struck terror in the hearts of men. She didn't belong to any section, only on front-page. Bashing guys left, right and centre. This girl was the angriest virgin you had ever seen!!
In her hurry, she never edited her angry posts and in her posts, she never edited her angry words.

But like everything in life, it was only a matter of time before Kul*** would succumb to the D. And with the D came a daughter. And with a daughter came Sambarry.

Which makes me wonder how exactly kul *** baby dada tamed the shrew. He must be 10 men rolled in one.
Now Kul*** is just…cool and chills in the family section.
Until you are a guy and you step on her toes. Or you’re a female who allows herself to be stepped on. Then good old Kul*** resurfaces from the deactivated mode.

Lest I forget, She makes Good use of funny memes in expressing herself.



P.S I didnt mention any names oooooo!

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cc lalasticlala

Every vixen was once a virgin lol

Utter Crap!!

Wahs this...

Interesting

O.nila

Hehehe..dis is so gonna b interesting. Mk I park well

LoL!

Blackett:
Rokiatu, Freecocoa, and. . . Kulyie?

na for your mouth we go hear say teacher mama die na

ROKIATU

Who the hell is kulyie?

i'm pretty sure those girls are somewhere living the good life.

Mk ah b00k space

cc Kulyie - sambarry - mredwifeosband.


They are gossiping about you here.

TheSonOfMark:

OP, I had to check your profile to confirm my suspicions...it proved me right.

With just 157 comments since 2009, it is quite obvious that you are using your alternate moniker to bestow adulation on your main moniker. Good luck with that.

Hopefully the butt-lickers would be here soon to feed your vanity, as usual.

the son of mark, never knew u ever comment outside derailers paradise where you are allegedly notorious, how was your day? And how's Mark?

I hope you aren't offended by my observation, but if you are, you can hit your flat head on the wall.

Cheers.

Op someone has given the best response so far

Kingbilo:
Every vixen was once a virgin lol

no one can really keep that shiit forever u know.

TheSonOfMark:


Hey! Who do we have here? Oops! It's Nairaland's 'resident' sexuality-befuddled , mutated amphibian.


How's your dyke lover? Still feeding your buccal cavity with her odiferous, prolapsed genitâlia? Leprechaun marsupial.

stop hiding behind big grammar, it shows weakness, no wonder at 36 you are still an undergraduate, how will any lecturer pass you with this . You keep referring to vagina prolapse, why is it that every woman you encounter is believed by you to have prolapse? Btw you forgot to add the fact that I think it's carmel toe
Don't use ur mama's condition to judge the world ok?

TheSonOfMark:



36? Everyone knows I am in my early twenties, my pictures have always prove that.

You on the other hands are so wrinkly and fugly that you refuse to update your pictures. You are always on every thread about weddings because you are an old, haggard spinster.


Menopause is here though. It's over. You are condemned to live a lonely life. .


Old, haggard feminist.

early twenties, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oya mention names of those who know you are in your early twenties, hahahahahahahahaha. With that face hahahahahahahaha. How can you be in your early twenties after several fails and repeats in school due to your "lexical prowess madness?" U have been lying to people ba? Liars will go to hell fire o, today is sunday, I know u went to church, u can at least say the truth just for once. Lol at early twenties

Thesonofmark, I like you cos u are obedient, at least no big grammar in you last post, keep it up

TheSonOfMark:




LOL. Old, barren hag is so pained It's not my fault you are way past marriageable age, is it? When you have been used and dumped, you resort to lesbianism and feminism. Old hag, update your picture.

Geriatric, ramshackle-dwelling grub-feeding paralytic mongrel.

u are old but senseless, Geriatric, ramshackle-dwelling grub-feeding paralytic mongrel what da hell is that? U ain't communicating, u cant put such words together and pass a message, this is for your own good, if you must graduate before you are 40, you must change, read your school books not lexicons and advanced dictionary, that's just by the way.

Why is it that your mouth assumes the same awkward position in all your pixs? Hmmmmmmmmm the son of mark, have u been sucking dickk again?