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FrancisTony:
You mentioned kulyie/Sambarry and she's the same person.

let her be

Thesonofmark I expected you to post mine, go thoroughly through my posts, you may find something useful

aameyah:
Now, this is meant to be a fun thread.

I have to confess I am intrigued by the workings of the human mind, especially the female.

It is so interesting when you see the changes in a girl whose reply on every thread was once "I don't know, I am a virgin" to the time when they start talking about sex, how they like it and so on. There were three girls I followed closely. They were as naive and innocent as I was and I could relate to them.

1. R****TU: R****tu was the curviest virgin on nairaland once upon a time. When you viewed her picture, you couldn't help but wonder if her BF she loved talking about all the time was a "bolo". I mean, how could he resist not driving wildly on those dangerous curves of hers?!
The curves and all the talks of being a virgin didn't just add up. But the naive questions, and the naive attitude gave her away. She seemed very curious about this most basic, most primal human behavior. And it was only a matter of time before this curiosity would kill the kitty-cat, pun intended.

Fast forward to some years later. Of a sudden, R****tu said she was married. And we all know with marriage, comes sex. A whole lot of it.
Now R****tu is the curviest vixen on Nairaland and she knows it. She knows her milkshakes brings out all the boys to the yard which is captured quite aptly on her profile quote- "welcome again to my profile. ...I know ignoring me is quite impossible hahaha"


2. Free***** : No, this does not stand for free*****.
The girl behind this moniker is anything but free. She is a girl who has self respect and self control. In bales.
Some years back, she was a naive little girl with a lot of questions. About life. About death. About religion. And about sex.
Now she is a girl who knows what she wants and seems to have gotten a lot of answers to some of her questions. And why wouldn't she? After all, a reader is apt to find a lot of answers to questions.

Before you know it, this girl grew up. She had long legs for days. And thick thighs. And was light-skinned. She was everything a typical red-blooded male would want and hanker after. But Free waited until the time was right. And some lucky guy made her a woman, from the naive, young girl she used to be.
And now, you don't need to be told what this girl can get up to behind closed doors. We all know what they say about good girls turned bad. In a good, bad way though. Badly good. Now I'm just confused. OK, bye!

Oh and one last thing, if you want to waltz out of her life, she calls you back and gives you TP. Like, who's your daddy now??

3. Kul***
Hmmmn! This was a girl who's name struck terror in the hearts of men. She didn't belong to any section, only on front-page. Bashing guys left, right and centre. This girl was the angriest virgin you had ever seen!!
In her hurry, she never edited her angry posts and in her posts, she never edited her angry words.

But like everything in life, it was only a matter of time before Kul*** would succumb to the D. And with the D came a daughter. And with a daughter came Sambarry.

Which makes me wonder how exactly kul *** baby dada tamed the shrew. He must be 10 men rolled in one.
Now Kul*** is just…cool and chills in the family section.
Until you are a guy and you step on her toes. Or you’re a female who allows herself to be stepped on. Then good old Kul*** resurfaces from the deactivated mode.

Lest I forget, She makes Good use of funny memes in expressing herself.



P.S I didnt mention any names oooooo!

What about Natasha and Rokiatu's sister , Hotietima ?

firstEVA:
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The funny thing is if both you guys are put in the same room for a day with no chance of escape you'd be fvcking by nightfall.

neoapocalypse:
The funny thing is if both you guys are put in the same room for a day with no chance of escape you'd be fvcking by nightfall.

kilode100:

ah tell u, this their sweet bitter love is amazing,
Cc firstEVA
Cc thesonofmark

juddexy2:
ah tell u, this their sweet bitter love is amazing,
Cc firstEVA
Cc thesonofmark

I am homophobic

#Falls Into Wrong Thrend.. Most Of The Ladies Changed Their Moniker Already So whats the fun when you cant Proudly say whatsoever You wanna say with your Main Known Moniker..

Oshisko..