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Birthday Party Experience by bunmioguns(op): 8:17am On Jul 09, 2015*

attended a birthday party-
A gathering of about 30 people.
I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.
When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I have already changed by seat to the back. Again the drink didn't reach me.
I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, I tried to be wise by seating at the middle.
To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat.
When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again.
Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick..
I stretched my hand...
Guess what was in the bowl??

IT WAS TOOTHPICK.. . embarassed

Cc: lalasticlala

Re: Birthday Party Experience by Monikween(f): 8:19am On Jul 09, 2015

bunmioguns:
attended a birthday party-
A gathering of about 30 people.
I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.
When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I have already changed by seat to the back. Again the drink didn't reach me.
I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, I tried to be wise by seating at the middle.
To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat.
When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again.
Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick..
I stretched my hand...
Guess what was in the bowl??

IT WAS TOOTHPICK.. .

u just made my day... laughing sooo hard grin

bunmioguns:
attended a birthday party-
A gathering of about 30 people.
I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the front.
When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I have already changed by seat to the back. Again the drink didn't reach me.
I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, I tried to be wise by seating at the middle.
To my uttermost surprise,
One of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat.
When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again.
Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face...but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick..
I stretched my hand...
Guess what was in the bowl??

IT WAS TOOTHPICK.. .

u just made my day... laughing sooo hard

Re: Birthday Party Experience by may01(f): 9:07am On Jul 09, 2015

You should've taken the toothpick na

Re: Birthday Party Experience by Jorussia(m): 9:11am On Jul 09, 2015

may01:
You should've taken the toothpick na

Good morning. how was your night?

Re: Birthday Party Experience by may01(f): 9:21am On Jul 09, 2015

Jorussia:
Good morning. how was your night?

Fine. Yours?

Re: Birthday Party Experience by Jorussia(m): 9:26am On Jul 09, 2015

may01:
Fine. Yours?

mine was fine.

Re: Birthday Party Experience by bunmioguns(op): 8:23pm On Jul 09, 2015

may01:
You should've taken the toothpick na

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