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So many Christians walk up to me and complain about how they graduated from school and has remained unemployed for the past 3-5years or more. It’s absurd. I am like, can’t your church help you get a job? If not, then you need to change your church.
I understand that so many factors could contribute to one being unemployed after so many years, but in a situation where your qualification, skills and IQ are not in doubt, I find it unbelievable that you are still unemployed after so many years because in my church, almost everybody have got a job. So that leaves me with no choice but to ask you- What is the name of your church? Yes. Which church do you attend?
If you have been committed to a particular church for almost 3 years after graduation and you still don’t have a job, then it is either you are not doing something right or you need to change your church or better still move to my own church.
Wait a minute, before you squeeze the name of my church out of my throat, I want to honestly let you know that there are a whole lot of churches around you that ensures that their members are not unemployed. In fact, in my church there are so many job openings that you can choose from. There are opportunities for you in Accounting and Finance, Mass Communication, Branding, Social Media Marketing, Security, Information Technology, Architecture and Interiors, Human Resources, Customer Relationship, Multi-Media, Hospitality, Advertising, Health and Para-Medics, Writing, Education and Show-Biz. The sweet part is that they go to the extent of encouraging and coercing you to take up a job and in some churches that I know they get you the job by force. They fix you somewhere immediately you append your signature to their membership form. So, you need to review your church membership seriously.
‘Jokes apart’, one of the quickest way to land your dream job is to choose your church carefully. So many testimonies abound. Doubt me at your own peril. Believe me and thank me later. Now, how can my church help me get a job?

NETWORKING: the primary reason you go to church is to worship and to get your spirit man edified. Yes. But there are other side attractions. If not, we can as well stay in the privacy of our houses and worship. Get to a good church and build strong network, especially for the conservative Christians who don’t club, or belong to social organizations. That is why it is called the fellowship of brethren. You cannot breakout from your community, struggle through school, get to one village for NYSC and return back to a church where you are the shining light. Every one’s hope is on you. You are the youth leader, church secretary, Sunday school teacher and what have you and you are still job hunting. That is an error. Change your church now.

OPPORTUNITY TO WORK (without pay): a good church affords you the platform to showcase your art and also sharpen your skills. One of the greatest undoing of today’s job seekers is that they want a job but they don’t want to work. Everybody wants a job, nobody wants to work. But they fail to understand that JOBS are hidden in WORK. Some folks got their dream job by first requesting for an opportunity to work for free. Although, most organizations might not grant you that request again because they can’t hold you responsible when they don’t pay you. But a good church provides you with the platform to work for free and you are held accountable. Grab that opportunity and work yourself out. You might just get yourself a recommendation for that Job you‘ve been dreaming about. If you have interest in media, a good church has a vibrant and viable media department and that applies to every other area of interest, from medical to IT and what have you. Don’t just visit a good church, but fold your sleeves and get committed to a good church.

MEET EMPLOYERS: a good church affords you the opportunity of having a direct contact with business executives, leaders of industry and directors of multinationals. You might just be serving with him in the same protocol department in church. These are people that has the capacity to employ but ordinarily you can’t access them. However, when they are in church their guards are down. You can easily establish a relationship with them as long as you don’t front your CV first. Don’t jeopardize important relationships with your desperation for job placement. Don’t inundate people with calls and text messages. Don’t scare people away with your CV. Just concentrate on building a relationship and offering value.

JOB ALERT: when you have employers of labor in a church, the members (committed members) of the church most of the time are privy to information about job openings before it goes public. You have Intel as to when a recruitment process is going on under ground. Sometimes, job vacancies are announced in church and its only committed members that can take advantage of that.

MOTIVATION: I don’t know what motivates you, but personally, I am motivated by success, excellence, wealth, and good living, yes. A good church like my church will always raise the bar of excellence that will question your effort. You will strive to learn, develop and improve more. You will get to see persons that have gotten to the peak of what you are pursuing and you are motivated to keep pushing. Good churches encourages career, leadership and management training that can enhance your employability status.
I advise that you take a tour of your town and locate a church that can not only equip you spiritually but can also build and enhance your professional life as a young graduate.
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INTROVERT:
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Your suffering from nairalandsynthesis


You need to be diagnosed?

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#yawn










I need a

I beg bros, tell me ur church name, address and even your phone number, I'm relocating immediately.

My email newlatest2032@gmail.com

Hmmmm, you may have a point here. But what about Muslims and Mosques?

[quote author=INTROVERT post=35769427][/quote]This lady must be jobless. Always on naira land.

You are true

Most churches don't bloody care whether you are working or not. All they care and talked about is offering, tithe and arm-giving(for pastors).

Amazingly, these same kind of churches are the ones most prominently known for preaching prosperity, paradise on earth and stuff like that.

Well, that they don't care about my employment status won't stop me from going to church or belonging to a unit in the church. For with or without the church heaven will still smile on me when the time comes.

[quote author=INTROVERT post=35769427][/quote]Dem do you ? Booking space anyhow like nairaland "matter"

skyro:
I beg bros, tell me ur church name, address and even your phone number, I'm relocating immediately.

My email newlatest2032@gmail.com

Think twice before you rush into changing church for the sake of job. Because you may be leaving your appointed place.

engineergifto:
Think twice before you rush into changing church for the sake of job. Because you may be leaving your appointed place.

Thanks for ur advice bro.... But believe there is nothing to think about, remember our body is the temple of God therefor if my body is dirty the temple is also dirty, I'm not quitting church I'm only changing church.

Funny u op...if you go to Church because you want to get a job or make money, then you need God to visit your life