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English Kills!! by Hysaac(op): 12:31am On Jul 13, 2015

hey guys I need ur help grin

....my gf came 2my house one rainy nite nd after we ate dinner nd gisted(pardon my english) grin

...we were alone in d parlour nd bored...my gf told me she's so cold dat she needed warmth badly embarassed

... Jst as I was abt bringing out d conji dat makes all tins hot(aka Hot Dog grin

) ...............I saw my momma running from d kitchen wit hot kettle in my hands nd I was lyk huh

...then nxt tin I saw was....I was on a hospital bed..D doctors said they found me on d floor with my steaming hot dog cry

..can someone pls give me an explaination of wat happened..I remember vividly dt I didn't compliain of coldness nd besides..why was my conji steaming huh

Re: English Kills!! by Lekan111(m): 12:52am On Jul 13, 2015

Almighty formula or completing the square method huh

Re: English Kills!! by Nobody: 1:12am On Jul 13, 2015

ask ur gf or ur mum this issue. They were there when this bullshit was taken place in d 1st place

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Re: English Kills!! by Hysaac(op): 1:30am On Jul 13, 2015

a better commnt pls sad

Re: English Kills!! by Hysaac(op): 1:33am On Jul 13, 2015

hugogerrard:
ask ur gf or ur mum this issue. They were there when this bullshit was taken place in d 1st place

u try sha

Re: English Kills!! by Hysaac(op): 1:36am On Jul 13, 2015

Lekan111:
Almighty formula or completing the square method

which one of dem do u want me 2 tich u undecided

Re: English Kills!! by kazmanbanjoko(m): 5:28am On Jul 13, 2015

Hmmnn, even auto correct no go work for dis one.

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