Idi Amin of Uganda (President’s SPEECH)


For those of us who English is not their first language,
read on!! Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amin at a
sumptuous luncheon hosted By Queen Elizabeth II of Great
Britain .


“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of
parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby
thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has
done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.


We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up
completely:And also very thanks to you keenly open up from
all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch.
But before I go back to my country with a plane from the
Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen,
to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on
you .
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your stomach and walk
with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when
you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top
of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that
you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.


“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made
a shortcall on you only. But next time I shall make a long call
on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very
much to allow me to UnCloth you completely before these
extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir.


Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international
anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British
international anthem.. Your majesty sir, I thank you from the
bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of
Uganda.


With this few words I thank you Sir.''

Vry funny indeed

So funny but could this b real

his choice and use of words shows him as truly a barbarian and uncultured man.

Funny...... still laughing

Someone has actually exonerated our very own mama peace

He must be charged for "unclothing and extinguishing English"

OP, source and year pls...

Ok

That's the illiteracy that made him slaughter his people like fowls....

Just like Shekau elected as Nigerian president

For some reason, I believe this post completely

He was actually very funny but MEAN! People laughed when he talked sometimes. Watch the movie Forest whitaker acted his part. I have forgotten the title.

Houseofglam7:
For some reason, I believe this post completely

You have been scammed then.

Obinnau:
his choice and use of words shows him as truly a barbarian and uncultured man.

That was not Amin's speech. The man was actually a good orator.

gbosaa:


You have been scammed then.

For quoting me, you've been scammed as well

this got me cracking my ribs

Epic!

floragregs:
He was actually very funny but MEAN! People laughed when he talked sometimes. Watch the movie Forest whitaker acted his part. I have forgotten the title.

the last king of scotland

Smart41:

the last king of scotland

correct babe! Ur head is there.

ShakurM:
Last king of Scotland

tnx Shakur

But how do I know this is true

frontpage item

gbosaa:

That was not Amin's speech. The man was actually a good orator.

Emmanuel247:
But how do I know this is true

U can check anywhere on net If U need source.....When the Queen later asked the journalists present what on
earth Amin had said, they replied that it was in a language
similar to English, but that was all they could say.

Omg! Rotfl!! .... Is this cooked or something Cos this one na complete disaster ooo