When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM - Jokes Etc (2)

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Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jul 13, 2015

ijustdey:

Lady Spotted Praying so That the ATM Machine Will Release Her Trapped Mastercard

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Esmith12(m): 7:19pm On Jul 13, 2015

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by kelvz(m): 7:19pm On Jul 13, 2015

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by kamez(m): 7:20pm On Jul 13, 2015

lol

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jul 13, 2015

Jeez... Lalasticlala please search for better topics. The thread is too poor for frontpage. So many interesting threads you don't consider sad

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Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by odiyaka(m): 7:20pm On Jul 13, 2015

Prayer answers all things, but not when the card is retained!

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by HRich(m): 7:21pm On Jul 13, 2015

ijustdey:

Lady Spotted Praying so That the ATM Machine Will Release Her Trapped Mastercard

Only in Buhari Tenur

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by valencia25(m): 7:23pm On Jul 13, 2015

Hilarious....it got me rolling on the floor.. angry

Check my signature jare.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by NovusHomo(m): 7:23pm On Jul 13, 2015*

"When deliverance is need". Hmm...Nairaland, aiding and abetting the massacre of the English language since 2005.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jul 13, 2015

I read the topic five times to be sure my eyes were not playing tricks.
Need bawo, lalastica?

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Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by HRich(m): 7:25pm On Jul 13, 2015

odiyaka:
Prayer answers all things, but not when the card is retained!

The prayer can work in many ways. The manager of the bank can come out and ask" madam what is the problem? And she will explain, and the manager will order the ATM caretakers to remove her card and give to her (the prayer has started working)

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by KOREA101(m): 7:27pm On Jul 13, 2015

It just got real LOL

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Haywhymido(m): 7:27pm On Jul 13, 2015

ode oshi, God may i never get married to a foolish woman (ameen). so for her mind now the card go come abi ?? BIG FOOL. dat was how one of her type was been sex by a fake pastor with her still shouting fire enter. oponu woman. my broda this is nt faith but sheer foolish

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 13, 2015

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Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Tapeyluca(m): 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2015

oh boi dis z d new era of man vs atm machine ;Doh boi dis z d new era of man vs atm machine

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by chazon(m): 7:39pm On Jul 13, 2015

she must be a prayer worrior! magine if d world had no woman in it. all these so called men of God no go get customers. because even myslf is bn cajoled, forced, and pleaded with to go to some deliverance centres.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by TUNJAZZY1990(m): 7:39pm On Jul 13, 2015

[color=#006600][/color] ;DMadness

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by dannewlife(m): 7:39pm On Jul 13, 2015

By fire by force !

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by damilareoye: 7:43pm On Jul 13, 2015

chai..... the ATM really needs deliverance. grin

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Adesiji77: 7:45pm On Jul 13, 2015

piicity:
Chai ,the girl resemble one of the mods and the name is Ishilove

Fixed!

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jul 13, 2015

piicity:
Chai ,the girl resemble one of the mods and the name is ishilove

Ahan! You're a wicked somebody tongue

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Beesluv: 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2015

How come I'm not seeing any pix

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by nochio(m): 7:58pm On Jul 13, 2015

I want to believe she checked her account balance for some money she's been expecting.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by engrjacuzzi: 8:00pm On Jul 13, 2015

wetin person no go see for this life....
my people e get e plenty plenty things where no suppose happen for this life, plenty plenty things, plenty plenty nonsense.