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Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by odiyaka(m): 8:29pm On Jul 13, 2015

HRich:
The prayer can work in many ways. The manager of the bank can come out and ask" madam what is the problem? And she will explain, and the manager will order the ATM caretakers to remove her card and give to her (the prayer has started working)

I agree. What of if it is a weekend?

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by khas09(m): 8:40pm On Jul 13, 2015

565AB240

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Gabaleve(m): 8:41pm On Jul 13, 2015

Lol

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by mira4u: 8:48pm On Jul 13, 2015

piicity:
Chai ,the girl resemble one of the mods and the name is i*hi****

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by nino17(f): 9:24pm On Jul 13, 2015

SammieLowkey:
U knw d witches in ur village are at work wen u use ur 'last card' 2 transport urself down 2 d bank 2 withdraw dat mnth's salary and d atm decides to 'keep' ur card 4 yu..

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by dre11(m): 9:36pm On Jul 13, 2015

So many things they happen cheesy

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by OracleMxNelson(m): 10:44pm On Jul 13, 2015

boiz2mhen:

First day on NL....I made FP and FTC....lol

Dancing shoki to thou art worthy worship song....

lets do some analysis, shall we...? I love detective work....

if this is really your first day... you would not "fluently" use the acronymns FP and NL.... that would take a while after some days on nairaland... and the way you seem happy you must have noticed a pattern already that people rejoice when they make FTC.... since you did same, it means this is not your "first day"

you responded to the FTC feat like someone who has been on NL.... shot yourself in the foot.... nice try tho...

"first day" like seriously...

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by michaelmo11(m): 11:03pm On Jul 13, 2015

Is it just me ni, cos I can't see any picture there at all?

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by olawoyintolani: 11:06pm On Jul 13, 2015

www.olawoyinmustapha..com

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by NovusHomo(m): 11:13pm On Jul 13, 2015

NovusHomo:
"When deliverance is need". Hmm...Nairaland, aiding and abetting the massacre of the English language since 2005.

I see you have corrected yourself. Very good.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by NobleG1(m): 12:20am On Jul 14, 2015

Some Nigerians are very st*upid!

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by kodlins(f): 4:09am On Jul 14, 2015

boiz2mhen:

First day on NL....I made FP and FTC....lol

Dancing shoki to thou art worthy worship song....

It can't be your 1st time. If it were to be, you won't know what FTC is

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by ChynoBEATS: 5:30am On Jul 14, 2015

piicity:
Chai ,the girl resemble one of the mods and the name is i*hi****

Ishilove shey ?? grin

make she catch you .... You go turn guest for 3months

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by HRich(m): 9:00am On Jul 14, 2015

odiyaka:

I agree. What of if it is a weekend?

God will still make another way for her.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 9:35am On Jul 14, 2015

9ja atms can drive one crazy esp when u are deep sh1t Nd need urgent cash

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 14, 2015

ChynoBEATS:

Ishilove shey ?? make she catch you .... You go turn guest for 3months

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Nobody: 9:37am On Jul 14, 2015

kodlins:

It can't be your 1st time. If it were to be, you won't know what FTC is

I thought as much too...attention seeker Nd he just got it embarassed

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Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by boiz2mhen(m): 10:01am On Jul 14, 2015

kodlins:

It can't be your 1st time. If it were to be, you won't know what FTC is

Simply means I've been a spectator but got registered yesterday cos I see people saying FTC like its a big deal.I decided to register with the aim of making FtC same day....

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by boiz2mhen(m): 10:04am On Jul 14, 2015

kodlins:

It can't be your 1st time. If it were to be, you won't know what FTC is

Simply means I've been a spectator but got registered yesterday cos I see people saying FTC like its a big deal.I decided to register with the aim of making FtC same day....

OracleMxNelson:

lets do some analysis, shall we...? I love detective work....
if this is really your first day... you would not "fluently" use the acronymns FP and NL.... that would take a while after some days on nairaland... and the way you seem happy you must have noticed a pattern already that people rejoice when they make FTC.... since you did same, it means this is not your "first day"
you responded to the FTC feat like someone who has been on NL.... shot yourself in the foot.... nice try tho...
"first day" like seriously...

Chief FBI...u are right!d statement I shud have used was first day to register!I'vebeen a guest here for more than 4months and see the way people dance to FTC...vowed that the day i register and be d day I make FP and FTC and I did grin

...karpish?

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by simdam500(m): 10:12am On Jul 14, 2015

Can't view the pic....

Re upload here

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by Ese00(f): 10:59am On Jul 14, 2015

boiz2mhen:

First day on NL....I made FP and FTC....lol

Dancing shoki to thou art worthy worship song....

and u know the abv's FP and FTC? I smell lies somewhere

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by julieton: 11:18am On Jul 14, 2015

shiiit dis one is tempting God instead of walking into d bank for help.

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by boiz2mhen(m): 11:43am On Jul 14, 2015

Ese00:
and u know the abv's FP and FTC? I smell lies somewhere

Y all of una dey playa h8 bikonu...hug transformer biko.temabo jare

Re: When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM by OracleMxNelson(m): 4:50pm On Jul 14, 2015

boiz2mhen:

Simply means I've been a spectator but got registered yesterday cos I see people saying FTC like its a big deal.I decided to register with the aim of making FtC same day....

Chief FBI...u are right!d statement I shud have used was first day to register!I'vebeen a guest here for more than 4months and see the way people dance to FTC...vowed that the day i register and be d day I make FP and FTC and I did ...karpish?

\

ok na... congrats o.... let me join your dance eh... lols

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