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Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by efemenaslectura: 7:36am On Jul 18, 2015
gringringrin


You no see that white woman for the picture wey cococandy post standing beside the black guy. You no see say her vajyna resemble 5year old pikin own
KanwuliaJara:
Where you see little 'vagina'? undecided
You don't know WHITE WOMEN! cheesy
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by KanwuliaJara: 7:49am On Jul 18, 2015
efemenaslectura:
gringringrin


You no see that white woman for the picture wey cococandy post standing beside the black guy. You no see say her vajyna resemble 5year old pikin own
Na when you put 'hand' inside. . . you go know say na the 'tunnel' wey EL CHAPO take escape from MEXICO prison! cheesy
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by efemenaslectura: 7:52am On Jul 18, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Na when you put 'hand' inside. . . you go know say na the 'tunnel' wey EL CHAPO take escape from MEXICO prison! cheesy
Haaaaaa shocked grin


lobatan o grin


gringringringringringringringringrin
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by CircleOfWilis: 7:58am On Jul 18, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
But you know say na only white women fit handle that kain business ke!
When toto and anus don join to form one, even Elephantiasis of the blokos cannot fill such a 'ole! grin
If toto done turn Atlantic Ocean, na only "Gulliver" fit TRAVEL am abi? cheesy
grin grin grin grin
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by KanwuliaJara: 8:00am On Jul 18, 2015
CircleOfWilis:
grin grin grin grin
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Abeg! make una nor make dem drive me from work this night ooooooooh

My co-workers dey ask me wetin dey make me laugh.

Gosh! 2AM. . . hungry crying babies everywhere!
See my life? cry
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by CircleOfWilis: 8:08am On Jul 18, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Abeg! make una nor make dem drive me from work this night ooooooooh

My co-workers dey ask me wetin dey make me laugh.

Gosh! 2AM. . . hungry crying babies everywhere!
See my life? cry
grin grin U sabi make person Laff. Which one be elephantiasis of the blokos again??

U most be a very lively person...Ur hubby na lucky man
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by jnrbayano(m): 9:39am On Jul 18, 2015
cococandy:
See what I saw yesterday.
I laughed ehn. I know it's not true but it is still funny grin
Are you kidding me?

You mean there are ladies that actually want it this big? shocked

I give up!
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by cococandy(f): 9:39am On Jul 18, 2015
efemenaslectura:
Nawa o coco grin


when did you develop this sense of humour gringringringringringrin
I always have a sense of humor wink
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by cococandy(f): 9:40am On Jul 18, 2015
jnrbayano:
Are you kidding me?

You mean there are ladies that actually want it this big? shocked

I give up!
I wouldn't know.

Let's make a poll and find out lipsrsealed
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by thelish(f): 12:24pm On Jul 18, 2015
cococandy:
See what I saw yesterday.
I laughed ehn. I know it's not true but it is still funny grin
this thing can kill ooo. am so scared.
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by cococandy(f): 2:47pm On Jul 18, 2015
thelish:
this thing can kill ooo. am so scared.
Scared.... lipsrsealed

Mmmm #clears throats.

Why don't I believe you.
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
Cococandy, how can a lady take in all that? cheesy
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by cococandy(f): 3:18pm On Jul 18, 2015
CFCfan:
Cococandy, how can a lady take in all that? cheesy
We are still investigating the matter.
I'd like to find out how she did it too.
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by oweniwe(m): 3:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
See as all these women want to die ontop one black congo blockos.....!!..undecided
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
cococandy:
We are still investigating the matter.
I'd like to find out how she did it too.
cheesy
I'll be shocked if she did anal with that man shocked
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by cococandy(f): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2015
CFCfan:
cheesy
I'll be shocked if she did anal with that man shocked
Arghh. embarassed

CfC get that image out of my head.
That's brutal assault.

She won't survive it.
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
cococandy:
Arghh. embarassed

CfC get that image out of my head.
That's brutal assault.

She won't survive it.
I disagree with you. You probably haven't seen worse in p o r n.
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by 5minsmadness: 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
Na this kain tin our online ladies dey like. Dey don forget feminism fa dey discuss blokos like say na ice cream! See as all of dem dey shine teeth grin

"We don't need men! "

I hear!

Dashes out of thread
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by cococandy(f): 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
all4naija:
I disagree with you. You probably haven't seen worse in p o r n.
Mmm ok.
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by sweet2blv(op): 7:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
Size matters
To the average man, whether he’s straight or
gay, his penis is, consciously or unconsciously,
one of the most important things in the whole
world. At an early age he discovers it and
immediately becomes fascinated by it.
But then a note of uncertainty enters his mind:
'Isn't mine rather small?' Look at Dad's, look at
big brother's, look at those in the men's
changing room – and he asks himself if he will
ever be as big as that.
And so he goes on through life, always a tiny bit
sensitive about the size of his organ, always
convinced that it would be nicer if it were just
that little bit longer.
No matter how often it's written that penile size
doesn't matter, and that women aren't attracted
to a man because of the length of his organ,
many males continues to think the same way.
The average female cannot understand this
obsession with penile measurement. So if you're
a woman, never belittle a man's penis in bed,
even as a joke, or say anything to indicate that
you think it's small. The guy may take you
seriously, and if he does, he'll be deeply hurt.
We have known men who have gone on to have
problems with impotence (erectile dysfunction)
after someone made an unthinking remark about
their dimensions. But almost all of these men
had a perfectly normal male organ. Each one just
thought he was very small compared with other
guys.
It is also worth noting two points about women.
1. Some women really dislike the idea of a
large penis and may be frightened by one
that is too long.
2. Some women are much more impressed by
the thickness of a penis, rather than its
length. This is because some females like
the sense of feeling stretched round the
entrance to the vagina – so if a guy is
quite broad at the base of his penis, this
can feel very exciting and satisfying to
such women.
A question of perspective
The trouble is that every man sees his own penis
in a foreshortened view. The angle at which you
look down inevitably makes your penis seem
shorter than it is.
But when you glance at another man's organ,
there's no such foreshortening effect, so very
often it'll look as though the other guy is slightly
better endowed.
A lifetime of comparison of this sort (and
virtually every male does a quick mental check
on each naked man he sees) can easily make
you feel a bit inadequate. But it's important to
realise the facts about penis length.
Average penis length
Measuring the penis when it isn't erect is
pointless, since the length and bulk are affected
by various temporary factors, such as the
ambient temperature.
Even the largest male organ can shrink to
virtually nothing if the man goes for a swim in
cold water.
However, at normal temperatures a non-erect
penis usually measures between 8.5cm and
10.5cm (3 to 4 inches) from tip to base.
The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches).
Of course, it's true that some men have big
joysticks and some have smaller ones, just as
some men have small feet and some have big
feet, but the measurement is not – repeat not –
an index of virility.
Most people think that a tall man will usually
have a large penis, but this is not entirely true.
The distinguished American researchers Masters
and Johnson measured the penile lengths of
more than 300 men.
The longest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in
the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man
who was 5' 7" tall (170 cm).
The shortest penis measured 6cm (2.25
inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built
man of 5' 11" (180cm).
It's also worth pointing out that there is no
correlation between penile size and race.
Average size of erections............... to be continued
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by Qualer: 8:03am On Jul 19, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
What is so matured about discussing "sorrow sticks"? undecided
Only if you just started to using them o! grin
When you have used 3 or more, you will definitely realize what an abundance of "sorrow" they can cause! cheesy

Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!!!
i like your kolomental. its quite mature
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by thelish(f): 3:21pm On Jul 19, 2015
cococandy:
Scared.... lipsrsealed

Mmmm #clears throats.

Why don't I believe you.
hahahahaha. so u can take sth as large as thishuh coco fear God ooo
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by KanwuliaJara: 3:22pm On Jul 19, 2015
Qualer:
i like your kolomental. its quite mature
Thanks!
I am still on a crusade to revamp NL.
Refreshing inninit? cheesy
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by thelish(f): 3:23pm On Jul 19, 2015
cococandy:
We are still investigating the matter.
I'd like to find out how she did it too.
so you are still investigating, and u don't believe me when I said am scared. U nor good at all. lol
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by KanwuliaJara: 3:25pm On Jul 19, 2015
CircleOfWilis:
grin grin U sabi make person Laff. Which one be elephantiasis of the blokos again??

U most be a very lively person...Ur hubby na lucky man
You bet!
Too lively, I am always a fun nuisance!!! cheesy
E say me get "mental problem"! shocked But will NEVER DIE-VORCE ME, lai-lai!!!! grin
Each time I try to run away. . . His sweet bowls of pepper soup and okro soup must drag me back! cry

I am STUCK! kiss

Blokos my FOOT! E dey reign? grin
Show me the bowl of pepper soup jor!

As I siddon cross leg for sitting room, the man don dey cut grass plus cook for kitchen!

Na wia I go see dis kian 'Usban again? cheesy
Re: Facts About Penis......matured Mind Only Please by efemenaslectura: 1:56am On Jul 20, 2015
Nawa o gringringringringringringringringrin
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