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We should do live battles
via like internet with judges for money, I'm good
but typing a battle is just not real

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Darkrebels final epic disgrace on nl!

Cc: coogar and giyazz! Long thread but worth every 2nd!

When last did Ibime drop a free here?

See hu'z askinq

mikuz:
When last did Ibime drop a free here?

were have u been bro

obesemf:
The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/
cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/



oh oh oh

Personal:- Terry tha Rapman and Blaqbones

Ibime badt gan

It has bin age....!!!!!



L O R D B A R S



Oh this mami grimy in steez? I could still flow sicker just using my sinus to sneeze...//
......Rhyming with ease, I don't run with narks so rats whining for cheese..//
I’m rewinding the scene, Illmatic heightening the dream, I'm sadistic! I’ll peel yo face off with acid, high-lightening the cream!..//
.....Frightening to see? this queen in action, coz I’ll behead you, and decorate my walls as a public attraction...//
Decimate what happening, coz you ain't my equal, yo less than a fraction! try and check mate that bitch! get bounced on transaction..//
I’m highly pragmatic, driven magmatic, Mos def Mathematic, bars the lyrical fantastic minus four...//
I came like Julius caesar, I conquered, I saw, till I became conqueror and soared...//
.....Told yo girlfriend to buy makeup coz her foundation was flawed...//
Then I realized it was just an Illusion conjured, coz your face is the type they use in horror films, to abhor...//
I converse in tongues with spirits ask. gottoboy,bruce, who I be..///.
Burn the system of all gimmicks made love till Jim' beam'ed../
Tongue versed with the lyrics gave pleasure in verbs../
Coz I keep Fucking hip hop daily, he kept coming with sperm../
..........Impregnated my words till compounds were full, my body' climaxed' with conclusions' the intro' was rule../
Take it back to English class than I'll see you after-math from school../

Heard you guys dropping bombs in here?nah, cus That shit only happened in the "south public loo...///
Ain't amused with these cats that lick ass from the pubes, tell that pussy to back off, threw a tube of liquid lube...//



******ARRIVED*****

Darkrebel's battle verse on FB against Ji Lwa. He asked me to help post it here. He's still doing his time.

Ji Lwa's Funeral Rites✘


I'll encumber this one-minute man,with Hourly Punches/leave him in Agony,Crutches/ then have him strung on the 'EIFFEL'....& all that is just...to add to his 'TOWERING' losses!/ He try to fight tooth & nail?...I ram a boot in his dentures/ I'm ruthless & reckless/ so a ''Banana Clip" hits his Adam's "Apple"...you can say i just slayed Jil...in his 'FRUITLESS' Adventures!/


You'll find Jil on my ashtray....like I'm smoking a cigar/ since he's got a "Black Heart"...I'm reloading the trigger/ put a chrome piece on his chest...then shoot it till it's 'White'....now his Soul is a "WIGGA"!/ I'm the Ripper, Godzilla, I get this Tard depleted/ I snatch his "Hat" from him..get him agitated/ but if he asks me to ''Hand the Cap"....I'll slash his arms....now he's 'Amputated''!/


He's getting killed in the spar/ & It's like i got ''Two Simba Uncles''....cos after I rip him with bars/ I'd still leave him with 'SCARS!'/ He's gassed,He's nabbed,I get the pleb sprained,deceased/ pull up in a Camry....while my techs grazing him/ tie his "Nape'' to the tyres....then revv out of the scene....at a NECK-breaking Speed!/



He wanna Peek a boo? so I aiming at him/ then spray all them clips/you'd think Ji Lwa was Mr "Jekyll"....Cos he gets shot in the turso...for playing 'HIDE' and seek!/ I'll castrate the freak..then I'm jumping the fraud/ when my thuggery mob/chop his "testicles in front of the Jury"...then tell the slobbery yob...that the "Ball is in his Court"!/


My "Erudite" Performance...got to be greeted with trumpets/ I'm "Divergent",Insurgent, He's useless & worthless/ I'll knock the gay with One shot...if he's spitting his nonsense/ then Hit him with 2,3, FOUR....like he's the leader of DAUNTLESS!/

If he's Acquainted with W's?..then I got to split this scum/ & rip this bum/ while i consolidate his "friendship with Losses"...leave him as an Insipid bum/that means he's gonna Noel ....like it's a Christmas Song!/
I gotta take that back...I said that means he's gonna "KNOW L"....like it's a Christmas Song!/

In every brawl he had...he's got maimed by them geezers/ & impaled on the pillars/ we thought he was gonna win his last bout...but this lame ass gorilla/ was like Blaqbones in KingKong...cos despite the high expectations...you still came out a Loser!/


Imma hit him double 'Cannons'... that's Nick & Mariah/I'm a vicious tyrant/ so when i starve Ji Lwa... & he begs for "Cookie"....He ain't "Lucius Lylon"!/ He's South Africsn too....a barbaric limp tool/ & just for being Xenophobic...I'll fling darts at his weak foot/ So go to bed dumbfÜck...knowing fully well..that a Nigerian Killed you!/

Deadshotz:
calls out , obainojazz

I've not seen you drop any verse or battle anybody...Ghost....declined

obainojazz:
I've not seen you drop any verse or battle anybody...Ghost....declined

I_ O I_ ! ! !

I put ma mind in this frees, no babbles/ a lot hasn't seen thee battled/ they think I won't go ham on the ring that they be like, ...D be fragile/
I'm like Cassidy vs Dizaster before their fight, they want to see me battle/

Small time now they 'll say this guys' salty, bleh/ they be like ...let's experiment on that shy deejay gee/
They're lookin' for who to test their new style on, its dj, ..just to Balo a fresh punch, its 5naira, . . . WHY, WHY, WHY ALWAYS ME?/

There's a reason towards/ the thesis put forward/
4 battles, 2 wins, 2 loss, what else do I need to prove after these decent records??/

Pissu 'll tell u rap is not about battlin' & FP paparrazi/ joinin' the band of multi-rhymin' army/
If im to fight again, 'twil be cos of my followers, but RIGHT NOW, i'm not cut out for it ....I'm sorry/

The whole story won't change even if he speak in tongues for a day/
Dark, not even the moniker changin' but his uncountable losses would be joy to some of his prey/
NL hackwipe or not, DBR, and all the wordies he's drummed will still stay/
Even though ILLScripts bitecycled some letters, his heavy strong punch is what comes into play/

Fagbenle 'Saying it' THE WAY IT IS, ..go obnoxious and be discontent/
Very tru that no one want to bear loss alone, you'd be remembered for what u subconsciously represent/

Mik, fresh puns and his crimes sometimes/
What words pops in ur mind when I call Ibime, ..King! Prince, phuck his win against Bis it'll be the way he lines his rhymes/

Hard lessons to newbies (but they won't listen), know thyself n STICK to what u good @, your purpose else u'll struggle/
You're proud, and aint got the skills, don't let ur hormones be carried away by the hypes, UR OWN emotions ...you'ld be humbled/

Crest comments flamboyantly like nothin' happened while we swallow the hurt inside/
It won't pinch much losin' in what u got no real passion for otherwise its painful, the heart divides/

Play tactical safe in speech & action, tryin' swings funny/
Kr0ne, Max n other Cassies still gat a long way to go 'fore they stick in our minds, D'banj 'll call it, a long thing journey/
Cos questions might ask after I log on several years time is ..."Have they won the King's Tourney?!!"/

Now back to this killer muse/ no be by force to enter court so I no send anybody screamin' @ me to disfigure, bruise/
I don't know if their interest is for real or they just want to watch this nigga lose/

..TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN......
Mosta y'all been around since the days of classical thrills/
No HATE bruv!! I spew the Hard Shids I feel/
Still the Realest cat since garfield/
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-yo, Lately I feel iv been doper than I should/
Every dopehead iv looked upto now seem overated/
ur bars real lower than mine dudes/ yall script friendly shids, over hatred/
Let's face the facts mehn/y'all have dropped the guards mehn!/drop the dopely acts mehn/
Dopeheads! where "are ye"?... I thought y'all used to be ?/
To those wondering obliga? who he?
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"I'm the King statgnetti/
The typa nigga to snatch posiedon's trident..just to ...eat spaghetti/
Get posiedon sonned..like Percy jackson/
And that's just mere reacting/
Iisten to what I freaking tell ya/
..I could go with the flow n still take odessy home...a hundred years earlier/
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Btw Bleep y'all for the eye sore verses and weak plays/
I swear, this shid pains/
Just so y'all know.....its precaution when i put on a fucking rayban ..before I open a doc this days/
S/o to the demigod still!!!!
Lastly
I knw drugs fellas be Here..that's some Candid shids/
Shake the rustyness off n pops those Classy jeez/
To newbees who be like, stop the variance, diz oldiees were previously mean, but now wack!
NOTE: you can never lose the dopeness Mode! Lol, Cos When it ...'Start, it sticks'/
-do the maths

dj5naira:
I put ma mind in this frees, no babbles/ a lot hasn't seen thee battled/ they think I won't go ham on the ring that they be like, ...D be fragile/
I'm like Cassidy vs Dizaster before their fight, they want to see me battle/

Small time now they 'll say this guys' salty, bleh/ they be like ...let's experiment on that shy deejay gee/
They're lookin' for who to test their new style on, its dj, ..just to Balo a fresh punch, its 5naira, . . . WHY, WHY, WHY ALWAYS ME?/

There's a reason towards/ the thesis put forward/
4 battles, 2 wins, 2 loss, what else do I need to prove after these decent records??/

Pissu 'll tell u rap is not about battlin' & FP paparrazi/ joinin' the band of multi-rhymin' army/
If im to fight again, 'twil be cos of my followers, but RIGHT NOW, i'm not cut out for it ....I'm sorry/

The whole story won't change even if he speak in tongues for a day/
Dark, not even the moniker changin' but his uncountable losses would be joy to some of his prey/
NL hackwipe or not, DBR, and all the wordies he's drummed will still stay/
Even though ILLScripts bitecycled some letters, his heavy strong punch is what comes into play/

Fagbenle 'Saying it' THE WAY IT IS, ..go obnoxious and be discontent/
Very tru that no one want to bear loss alone, you'd be remembered for what u subconsciously represent/

Mik, fresh puns and his crimes sometimes/
What words pops in ur mind when I call Ibime, ..King! Prince, phuck his win against Bis it'll be the way he lines his rhymes/

Hard lessons to newbies (but they won't listen), know thyself n STICK to what u good @, your purpose else u'll struggle/
You're proud, and aint got the skills, don't let ur hormones be carried away by the hypes, UR OWN emotions ...you'ld be humbled/

Crest comments flamboyantly like nothin' happened while we swallow the hurt inside/
It won't pinch much losin' in what u got no real passion for otherwise its painful, the heart divides/

Play tactical safe in speech & action, tryin' swings funny/
Kr0ne, Max n other Cassies still gat a long way to go 'fore they stick in our minds, D'banj 'll call it, a long thing journey/
Cos questions might ask after I log on several years time is ..."Have they won the King's Tourney?!!"/

Now back to this killer muse/ no be by force to enter court so I no send anybody screamin' @ me to disfigure, bruise/
I don't know if their interest is for real or they just want to watch this nigga lose/

All na story

you're still a scared cûnt

Don't tell us you've attained the height of dopenêss when you're short of greatness

007Bruce:
Don't tell us you've attained the height of dopenêss when you're short of greatness

Bruce,bruce

I neva 4get awa match woh...howfar?

Bars:
Bruce,bruce
I neva 4get awa match woh...howfar?

pick a date

LhoOd:
nice.

thanks.

LhoOd:
I like

thanks brother.

Blood on floors gods not feeding us with metaphors
The crescent moon depart shores ...our poetry hits menopause
Banners of crusade beware "Saint Mary" don't speak
Words of century we travel the forest through this thick
If I make a decision with mankind ...sure take devil spot
Philosophers are defendant of time ...memories is all we got
In spite of our speech.. we accept defeat looking at chapters
Flood consumes a child ...reality on us like helicopters
A president not having a pair wings is doomed to fail
We fall on our lack ...we reciting on a country tale
150 million populace without a blueprint ...we back on trees
Monkeys do what monkeys do ..we never unite like swarming bees
Intellect minds feeling on vocals of the noble activist
Ain't known to raise scriptures as some of yall jehovist
Everyday the earth is spinning ...internet stressing the youth
No truth in columns even as we look through window of Ruth
Help don't fall from the sky without sacrifices of equality
The frivolity of these congress men is quite faulty
New March Order "MEND" awakening to pressure our oil pipes
They place an analog soldier with stars and stripes
Ignorance stinks ...follow your leader at your own peril
Have we defeated Shekarau ? let's stress on that imperil
Listen much of Fela and Pac politician term you a rebel
One foot in my grave ...call me the solicited devil
Every time I awake still suffering and executed in dreams
Change effects beams ...who embraces themes of a tyrant regime

Nigga, my BARS N’ QUOTES HIGHER, a “Black Smith” with GATS BITCH, so I “SPARK AND HOLD IRON” putting this GEEK INTO BED until I leave “Heat in his head” like MARVEL’S GHOST RIDER!! I WILL MAKE LEAD BLAM, through your EYES TO SHAKE YA HEAD, DAMN! So when the TEXT BOUTS? It’ll leave ya “Stretched out” like TYRA BANKS HEADBAND!! Your TYPE OF ACTIONS DON’T HURT ME, so I will LIGHT THE FRACTION OF DIRTY, hoes Is he ALBINO, BLACK OR NERDY? Well, he SHOWED ME PICS and “Holy-Shit” he’s MICHEAL JACKSON WHEN HE THIRTY!! No ‘Movies Involved’ when I’m PROVIDING HOSTEL, you’ll do anything to be cool, an ABIDING MONGAL! Your saying what I’ve DONE

Actually I have nothing to prove/
Check ma history, like we in a court... it pledges to say the truth/
Slayed mad niggaz on the loose/
Still trying to catch me? don't even try to look/
And if you persist, invade your village like boko haram.......next thing..You in the news/

lol...i just found out why i was having a little writer's block for this cypher..i found this old verse i submitted to someone for his verse

Maverick The Penpal:

Chi ndi igbo, o ba ta na/ awon yoruba, its ya lyrical obatala/
I be god, walai...hausas oya hala/ E ma na Chukwu nnu ebuka...Bleep that little wh0re wahala!/

kidding....

Leggo
Bloody scene

Ill Jordan with d flow to give you that sick despair/ Adore the sweet chick is here/
give her your heart..that's where Athena will stick the spear/
Mav the....
Bleep praise, I'm hades making delicacies with your gripping fear/
Food is ready, the plates are set/ Dig in cos its ya grave, go on... taste ya death! /
Life's off the table...let me see you pick yourself up/ you face regrets. ..cos I made you eat yourself up!/
Show my divinity when I get vets bruised/
But I keep pride outta my head cos even swell heads lose!/
Have y'all chill in purgatory, guys, girls, vets , noobs/
. .cos my tight heavenly punches….makes All hell let loose/
Yo!
Like Jesus when he left hell, I’m a god in my right/ My rhyme book is like a bible…you see a god in ma writes/
Its a daily "rap chore" to pour sweat and blood in my mic/
so when i flow hot like Jesus tears….The dead surely arise!/
See I'm a beast with skill/paint the town red with the blood of kids we've killed/
Was all love when they embraced death as I made em kiss the steel! /
Geez...now you've wet ya pants..quit the spill/or i rip out ya bladder and proclaim peace be still!/
Lastly i put you on death "row", the "die" been cast early/its past scary/
when I make my gats bury/ and turn you to dust & I sell cheap to a bad fairy/
Lol rubbish rhymes..I knw but go ahead&claim divine "fella"....and I take shots at ya sons..For that "blasphemy"!!!

you are allowed to be a little wack on freestyles

liricyst:
Food is ready, the plates are set/ Dig in cos its ya grave, go on... taste ya death! /
Life's off the table...let me see you pick yourself up/ you face regrets. ..cos I made you eat yourself up!/

Me likey.

007Bruce:
pick a date

am ever ready...weneva u are!!!!

Shuld I start penin?

!!!!!!BRAG!!!!!!!

A Cray ass Junkiee/
I get so stoned as soon as possible.. niGgas call me ...A.S.A.P ROCKY/

Drunk on vodka..mehn I love my life when I'm Fuucked up/
'Snack' on the kush..see the Rizzla 'too burns' when I 'Puff puff'.../

Pop rochi, pop codeine..till I'm fuucked up like madd/
So much Pop's ...u'd think my mum was gangbanged/

Hard, dropping heavy.. Verse so strong ..I feel my whole brain blot away/
bars fuuucking hefty...fishermen Threw my line in the sea and..... caught a whale!!!!!!/

Strong titan/ A Born writter/
You Pusssys aint tight enuf, had to go to convent just to prove ...that none tighter/

Ladies Shake ass off me/ get some lap dance..oh, hey I'm cummming/
But when d money exhausted? You do a Home run in the dark ..that's some late night hockey/

Its time to save the princess..n I need medusa's head/
rochi,codeine, even panadol overdose..My Drugs are all kinds/
Was high as fuuuck, I went freaking stoned to medusa's lair/
Evn Medusa looked into my eyes n saw love at first sight/

I'm silently talking to my inner man/
Ur so shallow nigga, go inner man/
Bleep wild , eat d pusssy let ur diick go inner man/
But whatever you do..bruva! never go in a man/

Pls, Disvirgin me/
Save me from This virgin, me/
I went hard on These verge in me/
Till it actually.... disvirgined me/

I won spar with somebody na

I swang punch...on bat/
dat spat flat hunch..back/
incredidle flows....murdern Any elephants lyk 'ONG BAK/
i won't pile he's face yet/
wit dah cray snippet/
or neither rip of hix chest/
i wil rather put him in 'dangote bagg'...jst let d fool serve me... for d hole gud year/
was he poor? Oh yea/
check is dad....how he kept claimin ''esur'' wit ''much hairs/
neva knew he culdn't afford a '10naira cut' 2 shave off ''hix bears/

sosiqdude:
I won spar with somebody na

Sosiq. Dude

Afta a lung tym of vacation. So glad to be back especially in d game, d inspiration is 2 dark to b black eshwany:::xcoming soon