Since open, stage managed proposals with ready cameras
fit for Instagram and twitter papparazzi seems to be the
order of the day, with the latest, about to be trendy show in
which a lady knees on one leg and propose to a man, I
hereby put an open invitation to you ladies, who will knee
on one leg and propose to me?
Lagos no 1 Fine boy is recruiting*winks
Qualifications:
1.A working brain, not some Kardashian faced,chicken brain
‘hotties’, mba

2.All links to your social media pages, if I see that you’re
among those who wake up 6am, apply some foundations
and mascara, snap a selfie and post on IG with the tag “I
woke up like this”, I will not only shred your application
letter, I will put you on eternal black list, that’s fraud men!
Besides, I’d like to see how you relate, type or chat too
If you use ‘Tew’ for ‘tell’, ‘aii’ for ‘alright’, ‘I’ for ‘hi’, or you
post ‘HBD,LLNP,GGMUB’ on people’s wall as birthday
greetings, please don’t apply, your laziness is the reason
Nigeria’s economy isn’t growing

3. A degree from either Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge or
FUTA, Yes, FUTA is at per with those trio *Proudly Futarian

4. Five pictures of you taken in your most natural state, your
face without make up (Not even medicated powder), no
foundations, no Mary kay (Since I don’t use Joseph Tay too,
fair?), your legs (Left and right taken separately,just
checking to avoid situations whereby I’ll be mistaking my
Bae’s legs for the Igbomina yam specie).
The fourth pix should show you in full while the last one
shows your face alone (Second time? Yes, I don’t wanna
invite a Kim-K for the screening and end up having a
Whoopie Goldberg staring at me, hence the emphasis on
face)

5. Original copies of your birth certificate (No affidavit
please, that’s how my friend ended up marrying an ancestor
older than the aunty who taught us in Primary school then,
all because she claimed 22, with some nice face-designs,
the next morning after wedding, when the ‘foundations were
destroyed, the righteous did something, he wailed aloud like
someone who lost election after selling his Father’s only
house)

6. Catering school certification, with emphasis on your skills
at using locust beans, I don’t want some Ajinomoto experts,
if you’re only good at making noodles, please don’t apply

7. You’ll do a seminar presentation on “The place of the
Nigerian Youth in Africa development, politics and related
issues”, I just want to be sure you’re not a Telemundo and
African magic addict, with zero knowledge on key national
issues, imagine how embarrassed I’ll be if my friends
mention Aminu Tambuwal and you ask if he’s an Hausa
actor, tufia!

8. A detailed statement of your career goals, with emphasis
on financial self-dependence, I hope you know I’m not the
Federal government, you shouldn’t expect me to foot all
your bills while you sit at home all day gossiping
If you meet these criteria, upload your cv on this site
source= samueliyanu.

Did they forbid you from spacing and making sense.

DoroMega:
Did they forbid you from spacing and making sense.

sanitation dey for lag

Loool