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Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 11:15am On Jul 24, 2015
Bars:
am ever ready...weneva u are!!!!

Shuld I start penin?
holla when you're done
Re: Flow For Rank by sosiqdude(m): 12:40pm On Jul 24, 2015
Bars:
Sosiq. Dude
What sup
Re: Flow For Rank by sosiqdude(m):
Freestyle

with my hard c0ck, I could snatch ya b1tch and fly her mind off u. . I'm Hancock/
I'll beat you, leave you with nasty bruises till people avoid u like landlocked/
you can ask joey . . Am that bada$$ student that welcome teachers in our class then, with hardknock /

Nobody likes yo frees. . Your sh1t sucks/
gimme a chance to handle ya Girl and 2morro she gonna snub u. . cos you d1ck short/
I spit streptococcus lines that infected big L to say I'm the street struck/
Yo yo
Don't you ever try to skip my freestyles/ or you break your leg cos you're still learning the ropes/ make I sh1t
Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2015
sosiqdude:
What sup
Cool...man!!! U
Re: Flow For Rank by sosiqdude(m): 2:42pm On Jul 24, 2015
Bars:
Cool...man!!! U
I just dey
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 4:30pm On Jul 24, 2015
sosiqdude:
I'll beat you, leave you with nasty bruises till people avoid u like landlocked/
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 6:11pm On Jul 24, 2015
qEekzEe:
!!!!!!BRAG!!!!!!!

A Cray ass Junkiee/
I get so stoned as soon as possible.. niGgas call me ...A.S.A.P ROCKY/

Drunk on vodka..mehn I love my life when I'm Fuucked up/
'Snack' on the kush..see the Rizzla 'too burns' when I 'Puff puff'.../

Pop rochi, pop codeine..till I'm fuucked up like madd/
So much Pop's ...u'd think my mum was gangbanged/

Hard, dropping heavy.. Verse so strong ..I feel my whole brain blot away/
bars fuuucking hefty...fishermen Threw my line in the sea and..... caught a whale!!!!!!/

Strong titan/ A Born writter/
You Pusssys aint tight enuf, had to go to convent just to prove ...that none tighter/

Ladies Shake ass off me/ get some lap dance..oh, hey I'm cummming/
But when d money exhausted? You do a Home run in the dark ..that's some late night hockey/

Its time to save the princess..n I need medusa's head/
rochi,codeine, even panadol overdose..My Drugs are all kinds/
Was high as fuuuck, I went freaking stoned to medusa's lair/
Evn Medusa looked into my eyes n saw love at first sight/

I'm silently talking to my inner man/
Ur so shallow nigga, go inner man/
Bleep wild , eat d pusssy let ur diick go inner man/
But whatever you do..bruva! never go in a man/

Pls, Disvirgin me/
Save me from This virgin, me/
I went hard on These verge in me/
Till it actually.... disvirgined me/
sick!

but its actually "deflower"
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 6:12pm On Jul 24, 2015
eshwany:
Afta a lung tym of vacation. So glad to be back
especially in d game, d inspiration is 2 dark to b black
eshwany:::xcoming soon
my nigga, drop freestyle
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jul 24, 2015
Limerick:
my nigga, drop freestyle
Teacher howfa.. pesin no dea see u o
Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:24am On Jul 25, 2015
007Bruce:
holla when you're done
done.!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 8:29am On Jul 25, 2015
I culd spank off dis bobby ryt/ .....n kill all is native tribe/ buh if d uqly...crazy rat/ tryna 'mew' ?? Den i screw down d silly cat/ .....he aint gon 'SHINE'' dats d stupid fact/ check is family trait.... Mum,sis,bro plus ah 'dúdú dad/ then u gon knw dis animals ah 'BONES....asin dea truly ''BLAQ/

see ima legend bro/ ...sumtin like ''dagrin shit' ..mo lenu bii 'pon pon/ dea wil surely mistuk gaya 4 for GAY....wen i kip bangn off ya bum bum/ .. ..damn dis is jus a warnin chat/ 2 dis dwarf novice start/ whose claimin a provist star/ buh BARS ''shit is untouchable'' like d Butt in ur mummies bak/
Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:32am On Jul 25, 2015
qEekzEe:
!!!!!!BRAG!!!!!!!

A Cray ass Junkiee/
I get so stoned as soon as possible.. niGgas call me ...A.S.A.P ROCKY/

Drunk on vodka..mehn I love my life when I'm Fuucked up/
'Snack' on the kush..see the Rizzla 'too burns' when I 'Puff puff'.../

Pop rochi, pop codeine..till I'm fuucked up like madd/
So much Pop's ...u'd think my mum was gangbanged/

Hard, dropping heavy.. Verse so strong ..I feel my whole brain blot away/
bars fuuucking hefty...fishermen Threw my line in the sea and..... caught a whale!!!!!!/

Strong titan/ A Born writter/
You Pusssys aint tight enuf, had to go to convent just to prove ...that none tighter/

Ladies Shake ass off me/ get some lap dance..oh, hey I'm cummming/
But when d money exhausted? You do a Home run in the dark ..that's some late night hockey/

Its time to save the princess..n I need medusa's head/
rochi,codeine, even panadol overdose..My Drugs are all kinds/
Was high as fuuuck, I went freaking stoned to medusa's lair/
Evn Medusa looked into my eyes n saw love at first sight/

I'm silently talking to my inner man/
Ur so shallow nigga, go inner man/
Bleep wild , eat d pusssy let ur diick go inner man/
But whatever you do..bruva! never go in a man/

Pls, Disvirgin me/
Save me from This virgin, me/
I went hard on These verge in me/
Till it actually.... disvirgined me/
nice! .... Enjoyed it!
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 8:50am On Jul 25, 2015
Bars:
done.!!!
you dey vex oo...
we post on Tuesday
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody:
SHIIIT

. . .
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN!!!

. . .ve got man to rip/ arse so deep/. . . .so better take a flight at "christ embassy" and fly to greece/
cos like inspirational books. . .am havin ur parts shared "across the world" like rhapsody!!!/
am havin goons decapitated wit axle/ beat me? aint wot we cn argue/
i bet ya chicks knw u aint cute/. . .but last time she saw me "she wow and was like "i cute" mathematically dats word play wit angle!!!/
. nothing u spit is rectify/
.yuh' cn go and verify/ ya wife ran cos you re terrified/
you are a womanizer" you fvckd "mercy ;ini esther; even barca players cn testify!!!/
my verse is appealin/ to vets and ninny/ but yurs aint thrilling/ so better take "a flight and fly to italy/
or i d' tie u wit my "gold chain necklace" dats expensive killing!!!/
nothin u spittin is good/ his crew?/
. . .i wiped all wit broom/
and make em spit inside "a freezer" to make sure der verse z cool!!!/
am leaving the fool ninny/ after severe and good beating/
slaughter im in a river" dats pool bleeding/
. . .and wotch sympathizers cryin around his "corpse" like nigeria movie films!!!/
this hoe screwing/ even his mom stu.piid/
and d bro putrid/
. . .heard she said she can transform into a monster "but its obvious d "ma lie" like chick from teen wolfs movie!!!/


#YOLO
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2015
MuhdG:
Teacher howfa.. pesin no dea see u o
and the irony of it all is I'm always online smiley
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jul 25, 2015
Limerick:
and the irony of it all is I'm always online smiley
Lol. How things man!
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 1:37pm On Jul 25, 2015
richommie:
.yuh' cn go and verify/ ya wife ran cos you re terrified/
you are a womanizer" you fvckd "mercy ;ini esther; even barca players cn testify!!!/
#YOLO
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 1:55pm On Jul 25, 2015
[Verse: Eminem (Paul Rosenberg/Sway)]


Let's take them back to the future (bars)/Bars, like Paul Rosenberg/
The small frozen turd/ (don't censor me man)

Alright look, I had class, I just got expelled/I excelled at nothing in school
So if you're tryna test my patience it just failed/But King Mathers, I still get hailed/ So call me sire, like I exhaled/ After I had a deep ass breath held/I get swell,/ that'll make my size double XL/

So kiss your highness's hinded ass/While I'm trying to stretch, it's/ time to exercise/I'm flexing,/ isometrics/
Twice the reps 'til/ I get extra-sized/And set my bi's and pecs and/ triceps on fire/ Cause I'm coming out guns blazing
Like flaming pythons, my suggestion/ is parental
discretion/
Be advised, due to this mental aggression/ We advise you to back up, like Byron Leftwich/I'm infectious,/ I rhyme like I got a sinus infection/ A virus, I'm congested/ and I just ingested/
Five Allegras/ but the side effects from/ these anti-depressants/;that tryna mess with/ my mind I'm a regular Hyde and Jekyll/ White with freckles but I silence hecklers/
You might wanna head for the fire exits/I'm coming through like a wrecking ball You would swear I think highly/ of Miley/
And I respect her,/ the way I backhand her/


Excuse my French, Montana,/ but I am worried about nutting
God damn it,/ I'm a sexist,/ I drive a Lexus/ Textses out of her mind and I'm in Texas/ With a chainsaw, wait, what did I forget this/ Time, oh, my machetes getting/ upset, he/ said
He was ready/ for me to come get him/ from inside the
shed It/ was time, he's restless/
He wants to make blood shed like a storage unit/ But before I do it,/
let me think this through
Cause if I behead this/ bitch then I'd be headless/


*slurping noise*
Mic check, one/, two
I ain't barely/ check the/ mic just yet/
And I just sweared/ like twice as many times
In less/ than ninety seconds/
Than Andrew fucking Dice/ ever did in his fucking life/
But I guess I'm expected/ to make these kinds of violent
records/ It's why I keep rhyming reckless/
[b[Bleep it, I[/b]/ swear, like a diamond necklace/
Since freestyling over phone tap, my line's connected/
With rhymes that kept in/ touch with the fans, that's why
the more bars, the better my reception/
And I give a Bleep about sales, and Bleep pop, I don't even
like refreshments/
Cindy Crawford tryna fend /me off/ with a bendy straw /
.....
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 2:33pm On Jul 25, 2015
MuhdG:
Lol. How things man!
we doing good over here, we making money.
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
Limerick:
we doing good over here, we making money.
Heheh. Wia is my own na
Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 3:23pm On Jul 25, 2015
richommie:
SHIIIT

. . .
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN!!!

. . .ve got man to rip/ arse so deep/. . . .so better take a flight at "christ embassy" and fly to greece/
cos like inspirational books. . .am havin ur parts shared "across the world" like rhapsody!!!/
am havin goons decapitated wit axle/ beat me? aint wot we cn argue/
i bet ya chicks knw u aint cute/. . .but last time she saw me "she wow and was like "i cute" mathematically dats word play wit angle!!!/
. nothing u spit is rectify/
.yuh' cn go and verify/ ya wife ran cos you re terrified/
you are a womanizer" you fvckd "mercy ;ini esther; even barca players cn testify!!!/
my verse is appealin/ to vets and ninny/ but yurs aint thrilling/ so better take "a flight and fly to italy/
or i d' tie u wit my "gold chain necklace" dats expensive killing!!!/
nothin u spittin is good/ his crew?/
. . .i wiped all wit broom/
and make em spit inside "a freezer" to make sure der verse z cool!!!/
am leaving the fool ninny/ after severe and good beating/
slaughter im in a river" dats pool bleeding/
. . .and wotch sympathizers cryin around his "corpse" like nigeria movie films!!!/
this hoe screwing/ even his mom stu.piid/
and d bro putrid/
. . .heard she said she can transform into a monster "but its obvious d "ma lie" like chick from teen wolfs movie!!!/


#YOLO
Crazy...!!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 3:25pm On Jul 25, 2015
007Bruce:
you dey vex oo...
we post on Tuesday
K
Re: Flow For Rank by CLINTONSOLJA(m): 3:25pm On Jul 25, 2015
I dnt need a spear to kill dz 'DAZE TANGLEd' 'dragon' but i be giv him 'DAZED TACKLE' is a LUST-love dat ''kodak'' show'd him wan he LOST-row//I had hz ''gorilla''//easy to kill. Is jut to trick him wit cat's-CRADLE nd cord d BRADLE B4 he dig dat i just net him (asin i sored a dope goal) am already in full control lyk cordon's...
Re: Flow For Rank by CLINTONSOLJA(m): 3:28pm On Jul 25, 2015
CLINTONSOLJA:
I dnt need a spear to kill dz 'DAZE TANGLEd' 'dragon' but i be giv him 'DAZED TACKLE' is a LUST-love dat ''kodak'' show'd him wan he LOST-row//I had hz ''gorilla''//easy to kill. Is jut to trick him wit cat's-CRADLE nd cord d BRADLE B4 he dig dat i just net him (asin i sored a dope goal) am already in full control lyk cordon's...
KEYZ=pls dig wall bro DAZE means wan u in a 'confused' state//TANGLE means twist of 2tins or confution of 2tin(dat means grodds is confused witin him self)//DAZED means wan u are shock nd cant tink clearly cus u had been hit on the head//TACKLE easy to 'dig' u guyz watch sopts. Nd still a way of fishin//LUST is a relationship witout 'love' is called 'lust'// CAT's-CRADLE is game usein 'string' to make different tinz wit ur fingers we all playz it//CORDON is a line or ring of soldiers controlin people.....any one u dont understand let me knw.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
This fella careful/ when doing mega export/
E'erytime ma punches takes off, it lands safely . . . they're the tyres of Obama plane on Kenyatta Airport/

I'm pleadin' he aborts complete/ cos im impatient to thwart dealers/
if he doesn't heed to my heartfelt request, i'll slit his veins, a Court of Appeal/

I know your weakness so no doubt the herd is falling/ lemma words threaten him 'til he finds difficult in walking/
Live battle is on . heard you're Demophobic, your dead if I tell u this news, ...the World is watching/

One thing is certain bout his corpse, the smell won't be pleasant/ this would be worse than ISIS victims, where they yell, then dweebs get beheaded/
'Twil be more mysterious than Enoch n Mary ...they won't know the cause n manner of death like 'twas a poisoned bread that fell from heaven/

The game has gotten to him, reelin' his tempo/ so addicted, u always site the gee with his Techno/
Sees shots fired @ him, begins to shake all in the verge to reply, abandon wife in bed and "run to a PC" faster than "PDP excos!!"/

My crews don't listen moment they dispatch n split/ makin' their next moves unmatched with grits/
He couldn't write again after a 'tip-off', cos my goons chopped all his fingernails with skins attached to it/

I'm a specialized gentle slave driver/ and im honest with my speech why its less stressful to decipher/
Only know how to drive and when I get to a garage, I call the Chelsea boss 'fore I park the bus . . . 'Mourinho' is 'one, Special' adviser/

My spue bangin' n advance/ if u ever see me slantin' na by chance/
dj5 schemes has been raised, so who's talkin' Naira devaluation is lecturin' on Banking and Finance/
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 4:15pm On Jul 25, 2015
Limerick:
and the irony of it all is I'm always online smiley
who won that king kong contest
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 4:38pm On Jul 25, 2015
007Bruce:
who won that king kong contest
wait lemme consult amadioha
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 4:45pm On Jul 25, 2015
continued..

...bended straw/ At the waffle house/ waffle mouth/ ut if you don't like what I'm talking about/ then block
me out/
Just then Foxy Brown,/ walks up and knocks me down/
Kicks me and socks me, ow/ Apparently still mad over what i said last year/
On that Vegas track, I just look stupid and stand there/ And try to act like I can't hear/
What? Sorry dear, but I think Pam Grier/ just stuck a
tampon in my damn ear/
That's when my man Denaun Porter ran behind/ me to
pantomime/
That if you wanna kick his ass, stand in line/
Hands is down my pants as I fantasize/ taking advantage
Of Brandy/ and Janet by grabbing/ my Spanish Fly/
Like a blind Hispanic guy/ with his zipper stuck/Give a fück,/ it's all part of my grand design/
To get Amanda Bynes/ to come and fücking blow me like
a dandelion/
Better watch your step, you 'bout to cross an outlandish
mine/
I'm what you get if Aaron Hernandez rhymed/
So stand aside/ unless you plan to find/ out how handy I
am/ with a branding iron/ Bleep talking clear/ so you all can hear/ I'd rather rap like a fucking auctioneer/ Bleep around and walk from here/ to the Southpaw premier/ Get on Paul's back, rapping Paul Revere/
So call me queer,/ cause I'm always weird/
So praise a Genius,/ hope this don't get taken out of text
But Hillary, I promise to wipe my server clean if you face
subpoenas/
Got a name that speaks for itself like Anthony Weiner/
Hands in between/ my pants in a theater,/ jacking my
meat/
A fan of Trina,/ Angelina,/ and Christina/ and Serena/ and
Selena/
Scarlett Johansson,/ Tiffani Amber Thiessen/
Give me a damn good reason/ and not wanna slip an Ambien in the Cappuccino/ And try to have a 3-sum with Janet Reno/
I'm bleeped worse/ than Donald Trump/ On Lexapro/ in Mexico/ across from/ a Texaco/ in McDonald's drunk/
Broke and out of gas, busted water pump/
Getting fondled up/ by Ronald, feeling him on his rump/ Oh yeah, and me and Alyssa Milano hump/
We do
Bringing the horror to emcees/ like the aura of the Run
DMC/ fedora/
Addidas and Diadoras/ but I need at least three to four of/
those Rita Oras/
In a four seater Taurus/ but tell them my face is the best
seat in the house/
I’ll let them bleed in my mouth/ while I’m eating them out/
(that’s disgusting, ow Jesus)
Re: Flow For Rank by Brooce: 5:02pm On Jul 25, 2015
Limerick:
wait lemme consult amadioha
may zeus, thor, storm & sango strike you & that scary face of yours!
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 8:57pm On Jul 25, 2015
Freestyle. . .


its been long i wrote a word on this board/ now I'm back to spark up this plug/ forced to retort/
cause what y'all be dropping sucks like a new born/
& when someone pops up to drop a cool verse/
you ignore with remorse/ & applaud the weak ones/ cos they been here for long, that shït hurts/
enough of these words/ I'm about to go odd on these bars/
fück that kid BARS/ who loves to fight for nothing/
I rhyme the hardest/ my style is foreign/
don't try to copy/look kid, I'll plant a ?? inside your tommy/
then strike a button/ have that shït run out of BARS like Michael scotfield/
prison break shït/ really hate it/ when Dj5naira's being rated/ you're a weakling, face it!/ a dumb profound, bïtch/
you should drop the crown, D!/ cos when I jump and bounce in/ I'll proof to y'all I flow heavily, & run this boundary/ and its sure I'm gonna drown D/
And if 5naira gets WASHED UP in the ring. . . its not MONEY LAUNDERING!!!




peace out!
Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:57pm On Jul 25, 2015
007Bruce:
Freestyle. . .


its been long i wrote a word on this board/ now I'm back to spark up this plug/ forced to retort/
cause what y'all be dropping sucks like a new born/
& when someone pops up to drop a cool verse/
you ignore with remorse/ & applaud the weak ones/ cos they been here for long, that shït hurts/
enough of these words/ I'm about to go odd on these bars/
fück that kid BARS/ who loves to fight for nothing/
I rhyme the hardest/ my style is foreign/
don't try to copy/look kid, I'll plant a ?? inside your tommy/
then strike a button/ have that shït run out of BARS like Michael scotfield/
prison break shït/ really hate it/ when Dj5naira's being rated/ you're a weakling, face it!/ a dumb profound, bïtch/
you should drop the crown, D!/ cos when I jump and bounce in/ I'll proof to y'all I flow heavily, & run this boundary/ and its sure I'm gonna drown D/
And if 5naira gets WASHED UP in the ring. . . its not MONEY LAUNDERING!!!




peace out!
mmmmmm. Sweet!
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 10:34pm On Jul 25, 2015
Brooce:
may zeus, thor, storm & sango strike you & that scary face of yours!
ok
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