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| Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by Chillext(op): 5:41pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I
was sitting in
my car on a very long fuel queue
from the Mobil
in Maryland. This queue was
almost getting to
Anthony bus stop. It was one of
those days
where no fuel at all. Suddenly na
him I see one
guy run past my car with jerry
can in one hand
shouting "won ti bere oooooo I
quickly jumped
out of my car opened my booth,
got my jerry can
and ran after him. He kept on
running towards
Maryland. When he got to the
filling station he
shouted again "won ti bere
oooo" this in yoruba
actually means "They have
started oooooo." He
ran past the filling station and
headed towards
Sheraton hotel. Those that know
this area will
understand the distance. I tried
to run faster to
catch up and ask Kini won bere?
Meaning what
have they started? But this boy
ran faster. I
looked back and I saw like 6
people had joined us
everybody with jerry can in one
hand. We
continued past Sheraton and
headed towards
Ikeja bus stop. When we got to
Ikeja bus stop he
shouted again won ti bere
oooooo. ....and
continued running we all
continued too asking
each other wetin happen but
nobody seemed to
know as we chased after him.
Finally we got to
oshodi isale and he shouted
again by this time
we were like 30 people running
after him all of us
with jerry can in one hand. He
shouted again won
ti bere oooooo!!!!!! He continued
running towards
iyana Isolo and finally after
getting to iyana Isolo
he stopped and we were all
gasping for breath
both men and women some with
pot bellies, I
moved close to him and asked
Kini won bere?
(What have they started)
He answered
"Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti
bere match!"
(They have started Chelsea Vs
Arsenal Match)
I fainted. 2 Likes |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by INTROVERT(f): 5:42pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Funny |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by DuchessLily(f): 5:48pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Hahaha hahaha   1 Like |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by osizi06(m): 5:51pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Realli Funny |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by dododawa1: 8:49pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Kudos of all joke |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by Swegzfreak: 9:56pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Won ti bere ooooooooo... Oya all una wey dy under me follow me |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by Nobody: 8:13am On Jul 23, 2015 |
 introvert my crush |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by Chillext(op): 12:18pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
koresma26:who is this INTROVERT? You guys are just over hyping that name |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Chillext:A Nairaland Celeb |
| Re: Fuel Scarcity: Lagos Wahala by Chillext(op): 10:51pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
koresma26:Celeb my Behind |
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