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Here are some silly questions Nigerians ask in pidgin... and funny well deserved answers!

1. You see pesin dey vomit, you still dey ask am... "You no well?"
Ans: E well o, e jus dey practice how to vomit. Dem get one competition wey dey come up soon.

2. You just woke up from sleep pesin come dey ask... "You don wake?"
Ans: My dear I neva wake o, I jus come buy bread wey I go chop for dream, I bin dey hungry!

3. You see a woman with her new born baby, you come dey ask... "Madam, you don born?"
Ans: My dear no o, I jus buy am for OLX. If e cry too much I go return am collect my money back!

4. You travelled for a week. As you returned pesin come dey ask... "Are you back?"
Ans: No I'm front! Yeye.

5. You greet an elderly woman, "Good morning Ma!" She come dey ask... "My pikin, you don wake"
Ans: No Ma, I dey sleep - walk!

I've heard so many more and I have ready answers for them, but I've forgotten most of them. Abeg which silly questions have you heard lately? Let's hear them too and prepare their answers right away. Add your own!

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ain't funny

londongal03:
ain't funny

You probably aint even Nigerian

Kemjisuper:
You probably aint even Nigerian

aint? both of u aint nigerian

so tell me, where did u copied our things from

Kemjisuper:
You probably aint even Nigerian

Original Igbo gal

Lols

londongal03:
Original Igbo gal

You? Igbo Gal for that matter My sister? I doubt it from your profile pic.

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