Checkout Hilarious Joke To Spice Your Evening - Nairaland General

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Checkout Hilarious Joke To Spice Your Evening by brianero24(op): 8:05pm On Aug 04, 2015

After writing WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 180 in the UTMB!!!
After practising jamb past questions for POST UTMB!!!
After paying 40k for acceptance fee,
10k for 1ax clearance and over 100k for tuition fee!!!
After paying extra 30k (single room) and 40k (self-contain) for house rent and other dues!!!
After payin faculty due,
Departmental due and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to another!!!
After trekking from school gate to your faculty under hot sun!!!☀
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in queue for close to an hour @ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and pass assignments!!!
After visiting friends for food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to collect megabite for assignment!!! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
After standing up for first timers in all fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living without parents!!!
After surviving the pressures of some sadistic lecturers!!!
After having sleepless nights preparing for your exams!!!
After going to night classes and tutorials every day!!!
After going to prayer gathering and performing all the 5 solats every day!!!
After overcoming the lecturer theater stress!!!
After arguing with students that secure space for their friends with pen, book, bag, and even lipstick!!!
After all this for 2- 3- 4- 5- years, and writing your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one old witch for your village, go xum xay! you no go makem for life, you no go find decent job, or make money in your business, or won't graduate with your mates!!!
Infact, i decree that the next thunder⚡ preparing in heaven will fire them in the NAME OF God....!
If u Believe say AMEN

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