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Check This Out by RADDY1(op): 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2015

Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;

ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.

-Please, enter your secret number.

-How much will you like to withdraw?

Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga.

…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,

ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,

-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan

-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo

-se o wa pa?

Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.

ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?

(guy inputs 10,000)

ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.

In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.

ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku

-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo

-So nsure?

-Elo le fe gba?

(Woman enters N2,000)

ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)

ATM: Se ko nse afise?

-Mo ro pe eti yin di?

Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.

(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)

ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.

-Alawin laaro ojo aje.

-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.

-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa
gbowo

In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin

ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)

ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,

ATM: Iya, mo nbo!!
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa..