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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Aare2050(m): 9:15am On Aug 09, 2015
happy sunday chimajii, did u move out of d mansion with elmisti?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:15am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
Ko si ibi ti owoja erin o to. oju tole, oju toko.
Guy no go try am with that Orbat guy oo!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:17am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
happy sunday chimajii, did u move out of d mansion with elmisti?
#chokes on weed#.....tah! Move kini, he is ur proprty, man dat is nt ready to marry, I cnt even thnk of wooing him to move, na ur tennant, buh he iz still my bizness partner....and that my goal wey u hijack....I dash u
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by doublezero7(m): 9:17am On Aug 09, 2015
Maxcollins042:
Lol,no worry i no go cast you. Am doing great man and you?,hope you have gone to church this morning?
No bro! Would be on my way soon enuf sir! smiley
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Aare2050(m): 9:18am On Aug 09, 2015
doublezero7:

Lol...All is well sir! smiley
yes sire, enjoy ur day.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Aare2050(m): 9:19am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:
Guy no go try am with that Orbat guy oo!
orbat? na police?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Aare2050(m): 9:21am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

#chokes on weed#.....tah! Move kini, he is ur proprty, man dat is nt ready to marry, I cnt even thnk of wooing him to move, na ur tennant, buh he iz still my bizness partner....and that my goal wey u hijack....I dash u
lol, will reply u later, Allsmyles is calling, i'm outa here
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by erisegun: 9:23am On Aug 09, 2015
To go hausa church dey tire atimes! Person no dey hear shingbain

Goodmornin dis mornin pcm's
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Maxcollins042(m): 9:26am On Aug 09, 2015
doublezero7:

No bro! Would be on my way soon enuf sir! smiley
Alright
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Allsmyles(f): 9:38am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
kobo u no owe me, just that u need to make an advance payment for the next four years. Allsmyles ma sugar, abi i no talk well?
Uv spoken well jare
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 9:46am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
BWUUAAHH grin see me see kasala. love wat? as u handsome like dat one bae still dey do smhow? abi na pmb aisha u wan go toast. oya talk tru, let d trut set u free.

PMB Aisha shocked
Nt bad idea.. Bur pepper neva rest cool

Na ma local bae o.. She jux dey do me anyhw, i av tried evrytin.. Bur she stil aint satisfied sad
I cnt do widout ah.. She z ma all in all,
Dats d reason am ready 2do anyfin.. Even if na lov portion sad

Aare gba mi..
E jo, e ran mi lowo..
Ema jeki awon oni shoko bembe gba iyawo lowo mi sad *sad*
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:48am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:

grin mo jassi ju o.
happy sunday my broda
the left tenants are doin gud o, and there is peace in the mansion.
just that i'm missing my ex tenants, d likes of elmisti, naughtylagosguy and dolafunmi.
but now that donxab and kunle106 is packing in soon, i believe all is well. just that donxab is already eyeing d landlady. cheesy
Lmao grin shocked
Jazz pass Jazz ohh! Babatawa might have failed but my jazz no dey shoprite fa!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 9:51am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
WHERE ALLSMYLES moniker na
@Aare2050,Allsmyles is active dats y her moniker is not dere. Hope u're gud
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 9:54am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

They all ar under the warmness of their hubbies, ehya, u mst be missn xcozee much...abeg get that thought of lesbianism outta year head....Xcozee will be bak soon.....or y u dey find ladies??
@elmisti, u no serious. Dough its bcus i no dey see dem na im make i ask 1/2ter dem. Last last i miss "xcozee". Enjoy ur day.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:59am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

My advice to donxab......na option he get


#- leave allsmyles alone and pick marathon race
#--continu nursing his interest and get a good babalawo
Na only one option dey oo! U don hear of Fulani jazz? Na jxt crush I get ohh e never even worse
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:55am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
orbat? na police?
No, na one king like dat, infact he is the richest in Nigeria, and hin jazz na dote exclusive kind
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:57am On Aug 09, 2015
donxab:

Na only one option dey oo! U don hear of Fulani jazz? Na jxt crush I get ohh e never even worse
Oboy! U knw way oo, fulani jazz wey conquer ilorin, kaduna, sokoto and so on.....take am easy with aare2050 oo
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:03am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:


PMB Aisha shocked
Nt bad idea.. Bur pepper neva rest cool

Na ma local bae o.. She jux dey do me anyhw, i av tried evrytin.. Bur she stil aint satisfied sad
I cnt do widout ah.. She z ma all in all,
Dats d reason am ready 2do anyfin.. Even if na lov portion sad

Aare gba mi..
E jo, e ran mi lowo..
Ema jeki awon oni shoko bembe gba iyawo lowo mi sad *sad*
Have u tried taking her to the following places like dis

Monday----silverbird galleria
Tuesday----water cruise @ marina
Wednesday---ecko hotel nd suites
Thursday----EL-DOLA hotel nd suites
Friday----club vegas
Saturday---ikeja mall
Sunday---freedom park


Repeat for a month and shuffle places for a month, U will com bak nd thank me
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chimajii: 11:04am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

Hypothesis proved......theory #1---chimaji is a non-church goin Xtian #2 chimaji and his pastor av issues. #3-aare2050 yaff spoil chimaji.

Lwkm!!! Eh, I am very spiritual..yesterday I returned late from a meeting with the elders. Anyways not good enof a reason to miss church.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:


Lwkm!!! Eh, I am very spiritual..yesterday I returned late from a meeting with the elders. Anyways not good enof a reason to miss church.
Evening service no dey?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chimajii: 11:07am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
happy sunday chimajii, did u move out of d mansion with elmisti?

Happy sunday to u. Move out? Nah. I shipped more household items + electronics, only went to clear 'em. grin I am don with that @elmisti guy, imm mata dey POPe table. wink
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chimajii: 11:07am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

Evening service no dey?

No evening church ooo, my church is just one service.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:15am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:


No evening church ooo, my church is just one service.
Do u want to have ur own parish, I can arrange for ur calling and some other stuffs.....#am here to help
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chimajii: 11:20am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

Do u want to have ur own parish, I can arrange for ur calling and some other stuffs.....#am here to help

Let me hear from GOD first. cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:31am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

Have u tried taking her to the following places like dis

Monday----silverbird galleria
Tuesday----water cruise @ marina
Wednesday---ecko hotel nd suites
Thursday----EL-DOLA hotel nd suites
Friday----club vegas
Saturday---ikeja mall
Sunday---freedom park


Repeat for a month and shuffle places for a month, U will com bak nd thank me

Ogbeni hava u na
Which winch advice b diz sad

Have you forgotten that Naira is depreciating
Btw, how much ah dey earn wey ah wan dey do all those things up there
From which acc ah wan dey get d geez sef

Eeehn... sad sad
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:33am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:

Let me hear from GOD first. cheesy
Lemme book a phone session with him for U
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:35am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:


Ogbeni hava u na
Which winch advice b diz sad

Have you forgotten that Naira is depreciating
Btw, how much ah dey earn wey ah wan dey do all those things up there
From which acc ah wan dey get d geez sef

Eeehn... sad sad
Oh, so u think her love for U is not directly related to d rise and fall of naira....if naira grows arnd U her luv for u will grow, wen it depreciates, my broda u knw wat u ar goin tru ooo!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by yanabasee(m): 11:36am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:


Sneh !
Foxxy d goal banger sneh cool
I appreciate sneh

To keep it simple
Thanks for the sneh cheesy

Baddo sneh
Is a big psycho
I am a fan sneh

grin grin grin
Did i confuse u still ?
Aiit.. In layman's lang it means love cheesy

To them psychos cool
It means.. street credibility/acceptance/approval/et al sneh..

#Sneh
.
.
Ok ooo sneh grin
e mek sense sha sneh grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:42am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

Oh, so u think her love for U is not directly related to d rise and fall of naira....if naira grows arnd U her luv for u will grow, wen it depreciates, my broda u knw wat u ar goin tru ooo!

Bro... Ah dnt fink moni is d problem lipsrsealed
Moreso, I have a very very bright future na sad

Am confused lipsrsealed
Hardly does she wanna see me nd ah dnt wanna loss her sad

What should i do sad
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:48am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:


Bro... Ah dnt fink moni is d problem lipsrsealed
Moreso, I have a very very bright future na sad

Am confused lipsrsealed
Hardly does she wanna see me nd ah dnt wanna loss her sad

What should i do sad
take it easy man, sometimes all it takes to make things work is by appreciating yourself, maybe u show her too much love and you forget u deserve some to yourself. u ar catch too. i dont always belive in bn at the mercy of the people i love always.....bro, show her u sef mean the world to yourself!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 11:55am On Aug 09, 2015
elmisti:

take it easy man, sometimes all it takes to make things work is by appreciating yourself, maybe u show her too much love and you forget u deserve some to yourself. u ar catch too. i dont always belive in bn at the mercy of the people i love always.....bro, show her u sef mean the world to yourself!

How I wish it was that easy sad

If only she will give me a space in her heart, if only... sad

Thanks man
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Aare2050(m): 12:31pm On Aug 09, 2015
Allsmyles:
Uv spoken well jare
ok maam. happy sunday

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