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| Qualities Of My Wife To Be : by Dasdfgnb(op): 4:55am On Aug 28, 2015 |
1. She must be a Chelsea fan 2. Non of Her parents should like Man U 3. She must be a fan of Hazard and Pedro 4. Chelsea should be her dreamland 5. In case she needs a house cleaner, a Man U fan can be hired 6. All the household equipment must be Chelsea customized 7. Beside heaven Chelsea is our second home 8. Our kids must learn how to Spell Chelsea Fc and speak ENGLISH first before understanding 1+1 9. Her favourite color must be blue colors 10. Anything with the color red must be used in Toilet cleaning 11. Chelsea anthem must be our house anthem 12. The theme of chelsea must be used as the RINGTONE, CALLER RINGTONE and ALARM of every phone in the house 13. Every lose for chelsea is tantamount to 3 days and fasting and prayers for the team 14. Severe injury to HAZARD... Wife and children will mourn until he recovers 15. Should one of these rules be broken... Wife goes back to her parent hauz... After everything have listed who'll still marry me? |
| Re: Qualities Of My Wife To Be : by HungerBAD: 5:03am On Aug 28, 2015*. Modified: 5:50am On Aug 28, 2015 |
I know many Widows that will love you. 2 Likes |
| Re: Qualities Of My Wife To Be : by Playwhizard(m): 5:42am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Bt y naw.u wicked o 1 Like |
| Re: Qualities Of My Wife To Be : by blessedapple: 12:27pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
HungerBAD:Off-course because hun...isBAD |
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