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| You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Barselonia(op): 1:16pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Imagine you wake one morning only to find the following imaginations come true. Which one will amaze you most?: ,............................... 1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre! .................... 2. NEPA bill is N30 per month! ................... 3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dam Patience! ................. 4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president! ................... 5. IBB contests for senator and won! ..................... 6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria! ................. 7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of Abuja Central Mosque! ................... 8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of Kano motor Park! .................... 9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism! ................... 10. Nigeria becomes worldgreatest super power! .............. Which one of the above will surprise cc lalasticlala ishilove |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Proffdada: 1:17pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I'll go back to sleep |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Barselonia(op): 1:18pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Proffdada:still wake seeing it again |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by SUGARBEE(f): 1:20pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Lol I'll ask to be pinched from the nightmare I love Naija my country as it is.. [size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size] |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Nobody: 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
9. Shekau becomes minister of defence, fighting against terrorism  Joooooor oh! |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by libertyfather(m): 1:23pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Dangote bawo? no fit happen lailaii!! |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Chestar5(f): 1:32pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
All of the above especially that dangote own as in ehn....IMPOSSIBILITYISATERM |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Behira(f): 1:37pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
None |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by derrick333(m): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:Sai buhari ,all of dem can hapen, shakau is d best persn to tackle terrorism with ease |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
derrick333:[size=20pt]STFU[/size] 2 Likes |
| Re: You Wake One Morning Only To Find The Following by derrick333(m): 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:UDLPPWND |
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