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Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
NIGERIA GIRL WATCHING NOLLYWOOD MOVIE.

In the movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo(Mama G),

Patience Ozokwo acted as a
wicked woman.

Patience Ozokwo's plan was to
poison Ramsey Noah.

After puttin d poison into a glass of juice, she kept it in d fridge.

(Nigeria girl still watching)

Nigeria girl: This woman is very wicked.

In d movie: Suddenly,
Ramsey Noah comes back from work.

Nigeria Girl: (still watching)
Ramsey please don't go to the kitchen.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah
enters inside the kitchen.

Nigeria Girl: (still watching) Ramsey pls don't go near d fridge.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah goes straight to d fridge.

Nigeria Girl: (still watching)
Ramsey please don't carry juice, just carry water and drink. Then go and sleep.

In d movie: Ramsey Noah
carries the juice, as he was about to drink the juice the glass fell
down on d floor and breaks.

Nigeria Girl (excited): THANK YOU Jesus!

TRUE / FALSEhuh??
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by christinie(f): 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
Why bring in gender into everything?
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by tenderlaw(m): 6:54pm On Aug 31, 2015
In case
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by makingsense(m): 6:55pm On Aug 31, 2015
E dey happen
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by ladyF(f): 6:55pm On Aug 31, 2015
Lol grin
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by kinibigdeal(m): 6:59pm On Aug 31, 2015
huh
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Truth24(m): 7:07pm On Aug 31, 2015
Lol...
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by SUGARBEE(f): 7:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
Lol.. Nigerians sha
grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by DeHero1: 7:11pm On Aug 31, 2015
Nigerians sha o
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Ramos16(m): 7:26pm On Aug 31, 2015
christinie:
Why bring in gender into everything?
i no understand you oh, na man da do am before, cant you see girl written all over? Girls just cant hold back the emotions
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by nochildsplay(m): 10:03pm On Aug 31, 2015
Loki girls grin. They sabi form.
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by BUSHHUNTER: 2:48am On Sep 01, 2015
You got me LOL grin
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by christinie(f): 8:27am On Sep 01, 2015
Mxm.
Ramos16:
i no understand you oh, na man da do am before, cant you see girl written all over? Girls just cant hold back the emotions
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Chestar5(f): 11:19am On Sep 01, 2015
I dont do that, cos i gat no emotions undecided
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Allwility: 12:11pm On Sep 01, 2015
OP, Nigeria girls don upgrade. Ma telemundo dem dey watch now.
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 12:54pm On Sep 01, 2015
very hilarious
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 2:55pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ramos16:
i no understand you oh, na man da do am before, cant you see girl written all over? Girls just cant hold back the emotions
Exactly...Girls Cant Hold Their Emotions
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2015
Chestar5:
I dont do that, cos i gat no emotions undecided
U Gat No Emotions?... Ur Boyfriend Must Change His Prayerpoint.Lol
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 3:00pm On Sep 02, 2015
BUSHHUNTER:
You got me LOL grin
Dat Means U Be Confirm Omo Naija
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Chestar5(f): 3:00pm On Sep 02, 2015
abiolekzy:
U Gat No Emotions?... Ur Boyfriend Must Change His Prayerpoint.Lol
i actually dont have a boyfriend because of dat sad
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Paschalp(m): 4:00pm On Sep 02, 2015
that is only when they like the dude
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 5:44pm On Sep 02, 2015
Chestar5:
i actually dont have a boyfriend because of dat sad
u mean it?, I didnt av any girlfriend also........... I fink we can play some games together.lol
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Chestar5(f): 5:49pm On Sep 02, 2015
abiolekzy:
u mean it?, I didnt av any girlfriend also........... I fink we can play some games together.lol
already have a nairaland bf wink....his moniker is dopejemi....

He gets jealous easily so no need kiss
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by abdulaz: 6:41pm On Sep 02, 2015
Chestar5:
I dont do that, cos i gat no emotions undecided
Really, No atom of emotions? I like girls with strong mind like you.
I only shed a tear when a kid dies.
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 10:40pm On Sep 02, 2015
Chestar5:
already have a nairaland bf wink....his moniker is dopejemi....

He gets jealous easily so no need kiss
Nairaland Bf? Meself No need nairaland gf, i want dat chemistry for real ni
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Nobody: 10:41pm On Sep 02, 2015
abdulaz:
Really, No atom of emotions? I like girls with strong mind like you.
I only shed a tear when a kid dies.
and do u fink dats d best?
Re: Nigerian Girls (hillarious) by Chestar5(f): 10:43pm On Sep 02, 2015
abiolekzy:
Nairaland Bf? Meself No need nairaland gf, i want dat chemistry for real ni
okay, keep searching sad
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