A Nairalander Declears His Asset - Politics

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A Nairalander Declears His Asset by DahBlack(op): 7:39pm On Sep 04, 2015

BREAKING NEWS!!! Following the assets declaration by President Buhari, I hereby declare my assets: 1. One hot drink 2. Six toothbrushes 3. One fowl (missing) 4. Two boxers 5. One tuber of yam 6. Three tyres 7. Four slippers and other otormorkpor items. Members of the public can get a copy from the Code of Conduct Bureau. (MC Mouthopause: 08063213576)

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Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by laudate: 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2015

You forgot to declare the girlfriends, in your backyard. Angeline and Lovinia... wink

Aren't they part of your assets??

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by agarawu23(m): 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2015

Wetin person know go see for Nl grin

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by mayorchelsea(m): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2015

Very correct, you 'declear' not 'declare'

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by OZAOEKPE(f): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2015

From 150 cows to 270 cows in 6 months, I tire for this country
From #1m to #30m, in just six months

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Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by laudate: 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2015

OZAOEKPE:
From 150 cows to 270 cows in 6 months, I tire for this country

The cows just born, now. Some of them were pregnant before.... grin

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Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by temitemi1(m): 7:58pm On Sep 04, 2015

I don tire too!!

OZAOEKPE:
From 150 cows to 270 cows in 6 months, I tire for this country
From #1m to #30m, in just six months

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by tartar9(m): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2015

Amen!

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by OZAOEKPE(f): 8:02pm On Sep 04, 2015

tartar9:
Amen!

Hey lil dude, hope you alright?

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by shiinihost: 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2015

that man looks like amaechi

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by abacrested(f): 8:25pm On Sep 04, 2015

laudate:
The cows just born, now. Some of them were pregnant before....

some were barren

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by psucc(m): 8:30pm On Sep 04, 2015

OZAOEKPE:
From 150 cows to 270 cows in 6 months, I tire for this country
From #1m to #30m, in just six months

Don't be surprise. Buhari is one of the cattle rustlers our army is protecting and pursuing

Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by Tonydeeb(m): 8:32pm On Sep 04, 2015

You no go declare that Tecno phone wey you dey use type so?
If the members of the public go discover am lasan, na one chance you dey...

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Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by laudate: 8:44pm On Sep 04, 2015

Tonydeeb:
You no go declare that Tecno phone wey you dey use type so?
If the members of the public go discover am lasan, na one chance you dey...

No mind am. He also failed to declare the blue keg of petrol, and the yellow keg of kerosene on the floor beside him. Even the jar of Bournvita was omitted. Does he think we are blind? Yeye boy! wink

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Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by gabazin080(m): 8:47pm On Sep 04, 2015

Cc lalasticlala ishilove

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