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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by kodded(m): 8:42am On Sep 10, 2015
slap1:
We really need a minister of finance, he can leave others till next year. Get someone, please. I recommend Uche Orji, a seasoned financial guru with JP Morgan.

I don't want to join the bandwagon but I honestly think Buhari's lack of good education is affecting this administration.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by terwasee(m): 8:43am On Sep 10, 2015
Franciz you are right, your comment is superb you reason as good leather.
omenka:
Gainfully employed as what- a PDP e-janitor?? It is such a pity you are not even doing a good job of it.

"Gainfully employed" yet you don't get to rest at night when others are resting, saving up energy for the next day's grind- rather you are sniffing under every single heap of garbage hoping to find a decomposing mass to gobble on and perhaps share with your fellow scavengers, and viola!!- you found one and apparently, you couldn't be happier!!

At least, this would cater for you needs for the next couple of hours before being overrun by a flurry of goodnews.

Another advice- get a good education you little clutterhead. You sound like an illiterate.

Yeah!! Co-Wailers to the rescue!! Assault vanguard, Fallout!! cheesy

See them grunting like wild boars on a feeding frenzy and not a dent is even made on the mark- very typical of opportunistic scavengers.

"He doesn't worth", one of them said- typical of their kind- a conglomerate of illiterates or at best, "adult education".

Got a truckload of work to do boys, I'd be damned if I spent a minute more throwing punches with crude deadbeats like you.

Hope you make the most of this special morning delicacy served you anemones by Pa Shuckwudi of House Wailers.
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by superstar1(m): 8:44am On Sep 10, 2015
dewale1234:


You seem to have a lot of time to spare. Many on this forum are literate but not educated in finance and economic matters. They pick a statement and just run their fingers on their phones, without any understanding of the issue. Take a trip around the world and see what is happening all over. We will only go south if the folks at CBN are sleeping. Anyways, the last time I checked, the current helmsman of CBN is a Jonathan appointee.

The dummies are always happy at every slightest negative news, as if Jonathan and his bunch of looters were paying them personally.

The money market reacted calmly to the information yesterday without any significant impact. Most tradings were down below 17% which was not even expected. Which clearly shows the market absorbed the news and the impact is near zero.

The worst that can happen is the $3bn leaving by October and if the economy has been resilient on the face of 8bn leaving between January and now, the same we also absorbed it in October.

JP Morgan wants the naira to spiral out of control at the expense of Nigeria's interests they can go to hell. Exiting JP Morgan does not mean we are out of MCSI index, which is another alternative to JP Morgan for us.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by exx(m): 8:45am On Sep 10, 2015
The Desire of America is coming to pass
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Mentcee(m): 8:47am On Sep 10, 2015
omenka:
..so screams a screech owl from the rooftop of his ramshackle nest.

How does "criticising" them prevent them from using skunks like you for target practices?

@bold: Another typical Wailer- an illiterate.


I no even know why I dey reply this one sef.
You idiot. It is not an illiterat but an illiterate person. the word is a an adjective and not a noun as used by you in the context. you are indeed the illiterate person here. idiot.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Owliver(m): 8:47am On Sep 10, 2015
Kx:







So much for reading skills.


We are a bit too quick to trade blames.
Was Buhari the president in January 2015 when this whole JP M stuff started?
was Jonathan the president when boko haram started?

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Acidosis(m): 8:48am On Sep 10, 2015
Sai Baba cheesy

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by anigold(m): 8:49am On Sep 10, 2015
Flets:
One of the most frustrating feelings ever is sharing the same country with illiterate air heads who contribute most by their combined decisions to the outcomes you have to live with.

In saner climes, Buhari should never have been on the ballot

We should never have allowed the numb skulls who were ready to accept NEPA bills in the place of required educational certificates for a presidential candidate with negative profiles.

bros its a pity that 65% of humans are either stupid,crazy,mad,irrational or unreasonable in their day to day actions...

Lets hope for a better tomorrow..

Am sure buhari's gullible supporters will start another senseless rants... I called it BOO-WAILING....

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by bejeria101(m): 8:51am On Sep 10, 2015
The last cow bender in action.
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by northvietnam(m): 8:51am On Sep 10, 2015
WailingWailer00:
grin He has a good kwaruption body language A dullard is always a dullard
you mean dullar- dinho d ' Lima of daura

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by omojeesu(m): 8:52am On Sep 10, 2015
The programmed economic crash has started. I am on the way to my bank to clear what is there!

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:53am On Sep 10, 2015
Kx:







So much for reading skills.


We are a bit too quick to trade blames.
Was Buhari the president in January 2015 when this whole JP M stuff started?

Always looking for excuses not to blame Buhari but will gladly blame GEJ, don't worry 2 years is just around the corner, by that time just as e dey sweet APC for body to tackle GEJ before the election dem too go feel the heat...na opposition dey sweet pass. Pekin wey no let him mama sleep him self no go fit close eye.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by alexlee50: 8:53am On Sep 10, 2015
Why buhari body language no dey resuce the stock exchange?

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by omojeesu(m): 8:53am On Sep 10, 2015
The end is upon us! Jesus is Lord!!
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by henrysam(m): 8:55am On Sep 10, 2015
Jaideyone:
ediot I hope you know the decision to delist Nigeria was made as far back as January when Jona was still president?
And hope a good and pro active government supposed to have done something about it since may.
When things are bad it's jonathan but when it's working it's Buhari
A government that does not have direction needs not to be followed hook line and sinker
We should not be ruled by sentiments all the time if we want this country to be great

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:56am On Sep 10, 2015
Owliver:
was Jonathan the president when boko haram started?

my guy abeg chop nockle for that classic reply, finally people a waking up...I know the spell wey APC cast on some people no go last long, but some still need brain surgery.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by omenka(m): 8:57am On Sep 10, 2015
Mentcee:
You idiot. It is not an illiterat but an illiterate person. the word is a an adjective and not a noun as used by you in the context. you are indeed the illiterate person here. idiot.
..he says AGAIN. cheesy
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Nobody: 8:57am On Sep 10, 2015
H
chukwudi44:

Oloribruku ode !! I didn't write the goddam report!! It was culled from your APshit newspapers PUNCH!!
Unlike you zombies, I am gainfully employed and not waiting for Buhari's N5000 stipend

Please ignore that zombie monkey and let's face better things ahead.
Leave them to enjoy their rotten change from their smelly president's body odour.
You rate them as important by responding to them.
Don't you know they are all cursed demons?
Fela was right afterall

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by dfav: 8:58am On Sep 10, 2015
Bros buhari plz face ur anti corruption campaign and block all financial leakages

But..

Plz sir select a good economic team now and leave the country economy in their hands.. ok

There's no master of all knowledge in the world.
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 9:02am On Sep 10, 2015
anigold:


bros its a pity that 65% of humans are either stupid,crazy,mad,irrational or unreasonable in their day to day actions...

Lets hope for a better tomorrow..

Am sure buhari's gullible supporters will start another senseless rants... I called it BOO-WAILING....

It seems to be 85%...sadly a great number of them claim to be educated. Abi na night school dem go?
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Nobody: 9:07am On Sep 10, 2015
chukwudi44:
Buhari's body odour:performing wonders since 2015.I just hope this secondary school drop out does not finish off what is left of our economy

Is a crime to protects ones currency from speculators,? cheesy

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Mistermamus(m): 9:09am On Sep 10, 2015
hope wat he did in d 80s wont occur again well if it does, na one chance be dat n d youths go hear am

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by henrysam(m): 9:09am On Sep 10, 2015
The only problem I see here is that, Buhari needs help and he believes he doesn't. How do you help this type of person?

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:10am On Sep 10, 2015
The keep shouting Buhari this, Buhari that yet where I work, I have not seen a single decline in gains, but profit and more profit than ever. Let them keep waiting for 5k.
Something me and my guys use for beer on a daily basis.
Buhari we believe u, keep sailing further, keep moving the country forward. U are the best

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by magzey: 9:15am On Sep 10, 2015
who are the investors? is this the first time SEC is trading below par, some animals just comment without having recourse to the writeup, politics or no politics some people attribute a write up to politics. i dont blame them thats the reason they always fail in their examinations.and they always remain ungrateful to God and their parent. human beings regrettedd having them around.
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by fastlane84: 9:16am On Sep 10, 2015
BraniacX:
$8billion worth of investment expected to leave by the end of october!!!!! shocked


Chissooooooooos!!!! shocked


This is what you get when an illiterate runs your economy angry

I hope many workers have saved enough money, because many corporate jobs will be the first to go..................after some daft sai chanter will say the Jp morgan de-listing has no effect on the common man


Sorry please I don't get it... $8b?? What about $20b went travel since .... Pls explain
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by SeverusSnape(m): 9:19am On Sep 10, 2015
TippyTop:
The funny thing about this omenka guy is, you will never see him criticizing Fulani people. Yet fulani kills his people a dozen a day. What a compound foool.

@topic.
The end of our economy is here.
The Fulanis have become perfect marksmen, thanks to Omenka 's people being used as target practice.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Mister2: 9:23am On Sep 10, 2015
Most of Buhari e-supporters, here and other online platforms, are people who have failed in all ramifications of their lives. They live in demeaning poverty and have totally lost hope in rising above their current pitiable state.
They've been so fastened to poverty that, the quality of life they live would remain unchanged, even if our Jesus Christ becomes the president. This applies to those in Nigeria and diaspora.
Therefore, they are pleased to see Buhari run the country aground, so that people who are hardworking and have made it can lost all they've worked for; GMB e-worriors are sore losers!

I got these facts from the dynamics of their reasoning.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by elampiro(m): 9:29am On Sep 10, 2015
Kx:







So much for reading skills.


We are a bit too quick to trade blames.
Was Buhari the president in January 2015 when this whole JP M stuff started?


JP Morgan, however, placed Nigeria on what it called ‘Negative Index Watch’ in January this year and warned that currency controls introduced by the CBN were making bond market transactions too complex to meet its rules.
http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/jpmorgan-investors-lose-n311bn-in-24-hours/

The kind of undergraduates and graduates we have these days. How can any literate person blame Buhari for the mess and harm done to the economy in the last administration? Nigeria refused to save or invest meaningfully when oil price averaged $110. Instead the money was squandered.

If Buhari didn't come everyone would be eating sand now, except those in government and their friends. Oil price is down, and it's only with block of money leakage and refund of looted fund that this current government can even function.
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by fineguy11(m): 9:30am On Sep 10, 2015
I wanted to comment but noticed this thread is filled with disgrunted elements who wont have any respite for 'peace of mind' till@least 2023...its gonna be a long hating season for the wailers...
Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by ocelot2006(m): 9:30am On Sep 10, 2015
chukwudi44:

Oloribruku ode !! I didn't write the goddam report!! It was culled from your APshit newspapers PUNCH!!
Unlike you zombies, I am gainfully employed and not waiting for Buhari's N5000 stipend

Correction: Phantom N5000 stipend. Oya carry on.

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Re: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by Nobody: 9:31am On Sep 10, 2015
Mister2:
Most of Buhari e-supporters, here and other online platforms, are people who have failed in all ramifications of their lives. They live in demeaning poverty and have totally lost hope in rising above their current pitiable state.
They've been so fastened to poverty that, the quality of life they live would remain unchanged, even if our Jesus Christ becomes the president. This applies to those in Nigeria and diaspora.
Therefore, they are pleased to see Buhari run the country aground, so that people who are hardworking and have made it can lost all they've worked for; GMB e-worriors are sore losers!

God bless you. This sums it up perfectly.

The never to do well people. Left to them the country should be destroyed so they can begin on an equal plating with others. They're mostly uneducated or rather fanatics.

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