How to make call without having to buy recharge card using local content...

I have been having this thought for a while and so decided to share it.. Ever since mtn and it sisters in the communication system has decided to charge us at exorbitant price on calls made and especially the new MTN saga of re- registering your sim,
What if we decided to let go of mtn and it sisters and seek to communicate using local and traditionals means i know the thought of some people will be "is this guy asking us to go back to ancient era where drums,gun,letters, gong are used?" hell no.. As a fan of Nollywood especially yoruba movies, you see a scene where an individual can just monitor another individual by watching them through mirrors,cloth or even in their palms. If truly all these her part of our culture and truly exist in reality..Then it would be a nice thing making call for free..laughing.. All i need do is get a bowl of water or a mirror or my palm say some incantations, at the time i am saying the incantation network is loading,then i call the would be receiver's name, eg...Sule,Sule, Sule,..he opens his own palm or look into his own mirror and we talk for free.....
What am i even saying that's if it truly exist how to make free calls ....

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@OP, do u have acute malaria?

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