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The Trickiest Language Called English by Macdove02(op): 9:30am On Sep 12, 2015
I'll begin with a MOUSE, and two are called MICE. But the plural of HOUSE is HOUSES and not HICE. You may keep your things in a BOX and I might keep mine in three BOXES. Yet the plural of an OX is OXEN and not OXES. If the plural of a GOOSE is called GEESE, wouldn't the plural of CHOOSE then be CHEESE?.
Let's look at a MAN, two of them MEN but the plural of a PAN is not the same as PEN. You may show me your FOOT and wear shoe on your FEET. If I give you a BOOT, will a pair be called BEET?. One may be THAT and a dozen may be THOSE, But the plural of HAT...Imagine it being HOSE.
A person who BAKES is known as a BAKER but a person who COOKS can never be a COOKER. Worlds like HONEST and HOUR both have a silent "H" Imagine saying HOOK and HOOD without the sound "H". Don't you agree that English Language is indeed the Trickiest language.
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by Nobody: 9:31am On Sep 12, 2015
Like this one. When referring to a girl Give her her book; but for a guy give him his book, while not give him him book, or give they they book, or give them them book........ English is an Enigma.. smiley smiley
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by Macdove02(op): 9:44am On Sep 12, 2015
mcchaka:
Like this one. When referring to a girl Give her her book; but for a guy give him his book, while not give him him book, or give they they book, or give them them book........ English is an Enigma.. smiley smiley
Seriously...English is crazy...The white men are just directing us as they like and we keep following them.
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by ATMC(f): 9:55am On Sep 12, 2015
It's called 'the lunacy of English Language'
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by therealdeal10: 10:00am On Sep 12, 2015
Lyk dis one

Wen we say thumbs up buh only 1 of our thumb is up cuz we cnt say thumb up
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by respect80(m): 10:01am On Sep 12, 2015
mcchaka:
Like this one. When referring to a girl Give her her book; but for a guy give him his book, while not give him him book, or give they they book, or give them them book........ English is an Enigma.. smiley smiley
Why not just say give him him book grin
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by respect80(m): 10:05am On Sep 12, 2015
Like when an uncompleted house is called a building and a completed house is also called a building grin grin
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by Nobody: 2:06pm On Sep 12, 2015
Macdove02:
Seriously...English is crazy...The white men are just directing us as they like and we keep following them.
hahahahahahha grin grin lol@ white men directing us as they like..
Re: The Trickiest Language Called English by Nobody: 2:07pm On Sep 12, 2015
respect80:
Why not just say give him him book grin
...abi....English Language indeed..
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