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Heeeeei, Oya Swear! by hamzakito(op): 9:33am On Sep 14, 2015
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed

― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.

- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.

- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.

- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.

- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter

- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights

- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!

- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.

- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off... Share this to ur love once huhhuh
Re: Heeeeei, Oya Swear! by Behira(f): 9:41am On Sep 14, 2015
Stale
Re: Heeeeei, Oya Swear! by henribj(m): 10:26am On Sep 14, 2015
i experienced almost all of them except for one or two.
Re: Heeeeei, Oya Swear! by henribj(m): 10:27am On Sep 14, 2015
Behira:
Stale
matters not.
Re: Heeeeei, Oya Swear! by henribj(m): 10:27am On Sep 14, 2015
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Re: Heeeeei, Oya Swear! by goodygallant(f): 4:46pm On Sep 14, 2015
It true o.Lwkmd...
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