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As easy as it is i can write a program to calculate the distance of planets just by using some Few formulas from physics and quantum physics. There's no idea that you can't program you just need the right ingredients

Corussa1:
I want to write a program that can predict the next president

PHP

$user_name = "root";
$password = "naija";
$database = "addressbook";
$server = "419.0.0.1";

$db_handle = mysql_connect($server, $user_name, $password);
$db_found = mysql_select_db($database, $db_handle);

if ($db_found) {

$SQL = "SELECT * FROM politicians Where inSupport='America' ";
$firstScreening = mysql_query($SQL);

while ( $d remaining = mysql_fetch_assoc($firstScreening) ) {
If(ethnicity=='hausa'){
SecondScreening="passed";
}
If (SecondScreening="passed)&&(num(ogaAtTheTopInSupport)>InfluencicalOpposition){
print "Your president is":
print $db_field['First_Name'] . "<BR>";
print $db_field['Surname'] . "<BR>"

}
}
mysql_close($db_handle);

}
else {

print "GO HOME AND BE A BETTER THIEF ";
mysql_close($db_handle);

}

?>

Corussa1:
I want to write a program that can predict the next president

As funny as that may sound, it is totally achievable. After joining Andela, I have come to accept the fact that all social problems can be modeled into computer algorithms through algorithmic thinking. I have seen our Senior developers do it at a hackathon. I was amazed.

danvery2k6:
As funny as that may sound, it is totally achievable. After joining Andela, I have come to accept the fact that all social problems can be modeled into computer algorithms through algorithmic thinking. I have seen our Senior developers do it at a hackathon. I was amazed.

Yea bro impossibility is achieved

hexy40:
PHP

$user_name = "root";
$password = "naija";
$database = "addressbook";
$server = "419.0.0.1";

$db_handle = mysql_connect($server, $user_name, $password);
$db_found = mysql_select_db($database, $db_handle);

if ($db_found) {

$SQL = "SELECT * FROM politicians Where inSupport='America' ";
$firstScreening = mysql_query($SQL);

while ( $d remaining = mysql_fetch_assoc($firstScreening) ) {
If(ethnicity=='hausa'){
SecondScreening="passed";
}
If (SecondScreening="passed)&&(num(ogaAtTheTopInSupport)>InfluencicalOpposition){
print "Your president is":
print $db_field['First_Name'] . "<BR>";
print $db_field['Surname'] . "<BR>"

}
}
mysql_close($db_handle);

}
else {

print "GO HOME AND BE A BETTER THIEF ";
mysql_close($db_handle);

}

?>

[quote author=Corussa1 post=38164271]That's some program kid

hexy40:
PHP

$user_name = "root";
$password = "naija";
$database = "addressbook";
$server = "419.0.0.1";

$db_handle = mysql_connect($server, $user_name, $password);
$db_found = mysql_select_db($database, $db_handle);

if ($db_found) {

$SQL = "SELECT * FROM politicians Where inSupport='America' ";
$firstScreening = mysql_query($SQL);

while ( $d remaining = mysql_fetch_assoc($firstScreening) ) {
If(ethnicity=='hausa'){
SecondScreening="passed";
}
If (SecondScreening="passed)&&(num(ogaAtTheTopInSupport)>InfluencicalOpposition){
print "Your president is":
print $db_field['First_Name'] . "<BR>";
print $db_field['Surname'] . "<BR>"

}
}
mysql_close($db_handle);

}
else {

print "GO HOME AND BE A BETTER THIEF ";
mysql_close($db_handle);

}

?>

That is one bogus server IP address

Fulaman198:
That is one bogus server IP address

I'm sure he knows. It was deliberate. 419. Gerrit?

Karmanaut:
I'm sure he knows.
It was deliberate.
419.
Gerrit?

Yah I understood

social problems?? ...modeled into computer algorithms?
how the heck do you model rape, hunger, famine, murder..... those are examples of social problems

danvery2k6:
As funny as that may sound, it is totally achievable. After joining Andela, I have come to accept the fact that all social problems can be modeled into computer algorithms through algorithmic thinking. I have seen our Senior developers do it at a hackathon. I was amazed.

bizzle2:
social problems?? ...modeled into computer algorithms?
how the heck do you model rape, hunger, famine, murder..... those are examples of social problems

Do you believe that the number of people that are likely to cancel their hotel bookings can be predicted for up top 80% accuracy with computer algorithms? It was done at a hackathon and the result came true. The things you mentioned are just human behaviour, which given enough data can be modeled and predicted.

PS: Let's not derail the thread. DM me if you need to discuss this.