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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2015
vickray:
who am I? I am me...
Do I call this nice answer or self-esteem ofvd highest order!? Hmmn! But yet u haven't define yourself; Here you are telling me about your sister; of course she glaringly appears to be better off per your view!; U circumvent yourself!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 10:46pm On Sep 20, 2015
vickray:
Mr Bring_dis_one, if I start enh, u go run oo... all I would say is dat she is d B in best for me. U want to know more about her? Then just ask her #politely
Who bears that!!?
How old is she?
Her height?
Religion?
Her name?
Her hall?
Her hobby?
By the way,I haven't met her b4;
@least not until you tell me about her;but I might have met her,but how cud I know she were d one?
U might Neva tell!
So with that,how am I gonna meet her?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
vickray:
While u are good with Essay and composition..
Who sang that song?
Oun to ba to wu anybody lo le fenu re so.....
*Na who go help me complete am?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by vickray: 10:51pm On Sep 20, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Do I call this nice answer or self-esteem ofvd highest order!?
Hmmn!
But yet u haven't define yourself;
Here you are telling me about your sister;
of course she glaringly appears to be better off per your view!;
U circumvent yourself!
u want my bio data or what?
Am a gal with a free mind, who knows right from wrong, I joke a lot and I know when to stop joking, a xtian, and definitely not one of those brainless baes
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 10:55pm On Sep 20, 2015
vickray:
u want my bio data or what?
Am a gal with a free mind, who knows right from wrong, I joke a lot and I know when to stop joking, a xtian, and definitely not one of those brainless baes
Wow!
Hmmn!
Kk!
How do you mean here@d latter?
Smiles....
So u gals do grade una sef ryt?
This no b bragging nor ego Na fact;I dare say!
Anyway I had hope you will expantiate on the latter!
But;
Na 1/5 of wat I had expected of you to say u typed up there sha!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by vickray: 10:56pm On Sep 20, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Who bears that!!?
How old is she?
Her height?
Religion?
Her name?
Her hall?
Her hobby?
By the way,I haven't met her b4;
@least not until you tell me about her;but I might have met her,but how cud I know she were d one?
U might Neva tell!
So with that,how am I gonna meet her?
u would meet her on our matriculation day
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 11:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
vickray:
u would meet her on our matriculation day
By GOD'S Grace!
C'omon!
That kinda far!
Oops....
Let's look 4 a another way out!
ERM....suggest!
She must be really awesome!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:04am On Sep 21, 2015
vickray:
Lol, stuffs happen, am not defending dat bae, but for her to react like dat, something must be wrong...
Whatever it is,that,is grade one stupidity.

E.O.D
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:50am On Sep 21, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:
U aren't like that ryt? May I ask you a few questions if u don't mind?
kkk
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:59am On Sep 21, 2015
vickray:
u want my bio data or what?
Am a gal with a free mind, who knows right from wrong, I joke a lot and I know when to stop joking, a xtian, and definitely not one of those brainless baes
haha,4ny..*thumbs up*
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 8:09am On Sep 21, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Who bears that!!?
How old is she?
Her height?
Religion?
Her name?
Her hall?
Her hobby?
By the way,I haven't met her b4;
@least not until you tell me about her;but I might have met her,but how cud I know she were d one?
U might Neva tell!
So with that,how am I gonna meet her?
Bro, you're getting unconsciously turned into a pervert; a twit. Come on, quit the ignoble act. We are better that this.

In between, you've found a dint of using the exclamation mark unnecessarily. Benign see to it.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 8:27am On Sep 21, 2015
There is more inclinations of the 2nd list being released soon,if to go by a protocol,considering the ministry of education yet to be govern by a minister,all things,are to be followed accordingly to protocol,with status of the federal ministry on no influence;OAU wud not be an exception.
Meanwhile OAU seems to impressively want to regularise are calendar,so releasing all things as regards admission she is aware isn't a little step to attaining stability to her timing!
Lastly jamb has released a mandated date 4 all admissions;Hopefully this would be more respected this time!
Meanwhile what I had expected we discuss now is;
The question: "what is the probability I would make the next list"?
I had taken the following steps,....

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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 8:34am On Sep 21, 2015
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Bro, you're getting unconsciously turned into a pervert; a twit. Come on, quit the ignoble act. We are better that this.

In between, you've found a dint of using the exclamation mark unnecessarily. Benign see to it.
Pervert?
To you?How?
I don't think so!
BTW;
@d latter;
U too dey observe....smiles...
U are right,its intentional,more of fun than accuracy!
But do you put in 4:English?;
See an accountant at d correction!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by olatunjysky: 8:41am On Sep 21, 2015
wat ar d following step
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 8:44am On Sep 21, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Pervert?
To you?How?
I don't think so!
BTW;
@d latter;
U too dey observe....smiles...
U are right,its intentional,more of fun than accuracy!
But do you put in 4:English?;
See an accountant at d correction!
Loooooooool!

I do not command the language well. I just knew using the exclamation mark that way seems absurd.

Accountancy is the way. We own the future.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 8:58am On Sep 21, 2015
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Loooooooool!

I do not command the language well. I just knew using the exclamation mark that way seems absurd.

Accountancy is the way. We own the future.
Yeah!
Exclamation mark should be written once;
But d fun like I said;double and triple use show more emphasis @least here in yorubaland,we do much of tautology and that shows much more awareness to the respondence;Example instead of nisi;
Wa nbi nisinisi!!!!!!!!
If person d multi exclamation mark,d person go jerk up!
Instant a!
BTW;
Don't mind me o!;
Na fun!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 8:59am On Sep 21, 2015
olatunjysky:
wat ar d following step
Wic had you taken!?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by imoscoayo(m): 9:38am On Sep 21, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

@Imoscoayo seems to keep something out!
I want him to tell us full story!
But he seems to be good at summary!
Trust he must have had A1 in English Waecgrin summary aspect na50/50 him go get!
oga abi nan u mark my English theory
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by imoscoayo(m): 11:39am On Sep 21, 2015
If you pass the departmental cut off mark
and you are not on merit list you can check
your requirement by clicking on the links
below
http:// www.oauife.edu.ng/admission/undergraduate-studies/
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by olatunjysky: 12:04pm On Sep 21, 2015
none
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by imoscoayo(m): 12:31pm On Sep 21, 2015
olatunjysky:
none
what did u mean by none
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by CallMeMadMan: 1:28pm On Sep 21, 2015
vickray:
What's up with ur moniker?
Na because madness dey my head o grin
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
CallMeMadMan:

Na because madness dey my head o grin
mad man wats ur course ,and have u been admitted? grin
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:54pm On Sep 21, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Who bears that!!?
How old is she?
Her height?
Religion?
Her name?
Her hall?
Her hobby?
By the way,I haven't met her b4;
@least not until you tell me about her;but I might have met her,but how cud I know she were d one?
U might Neva tell!
So with that,how am I gonna meet her?
undecided lipsrsealed
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:58pm On Sep 21, 2015
Augusti:
The price at JAMB offices is N1000, but N1500 at cafes as everyone has posted it earlier. After procuring the e-facility card, go to the nearest cafe with it, and your reg no of course. Tell whoever works there what you wanna do, and you'll be attended to. Supply the worker with the requirement, and voila, your admission letter is out from the printer. Negotiate well oh- coloured and black and white printing na 200 & 100 and 300 & 200 with and without electricity respectively. (You may even do it lesser than that, the economy isn't smiling). You can also check it on that your iphone, screen grap it and send it to computer to print. Or print it at home if you have a printer. Goodluck!
thank you for explaining in detail
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 5:00pm On Sep 21, 2015
donriddo:
No I got 294 and my agg is 273
bro all is well,hope u have carried out some steps to ensure ur name being in d 2nd list?if not medicine,any science course
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by donriddo(m): 5:07pm On Sep 21, 2015
sketcherJ:
bro all is well,hope u have carried out some steps to ensure ur name being in d 2nd list?if not medicine,any science course
is it cool to consider dropping school ish for now or forever an option? If NO, then maybe any course is cool with me. And regarding steps taken, taken none... I really dont give a damn.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 5:14pm On Sep 21, 2015
donriddo:
is it cool to consider dropping school ish for now or forever an option? If NO, then maybe any course is cool with me. And regarding steps taken, taken none... I really dont give a damn.
yea bro but if u consider d money, score and especially d time and d rigours of doing exam next year,u would want to care, go to oau and see that lecturer u know,before its too late,but I thought people said catchment was also used,ways ur catchment cutoff?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by donriddo(m): 5:17pm On Sep 21, 2015
sketcherJ:
yea bro but if u consider d money, score and especially d time and d rigours of doing exam next year,u would want to care, go to oau and see that lecturer u know,before its too late,but I thought people said catchment was also used,ways ur catchment cutoff?
money? Score? Time? Thats the main reason it sounds more interesting. And the catchment is just point 5 lesser to merit... Thanks brother. I really appreciate.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by CallMeMadMan: 5:55pm On Sep 21, 2015
sketcherJ:
mad man wats ur course ,and have u been admitted? grin
Nursing. Not yet admitted
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by MeesterHorlick(m): 6:43pm On Sep 21, 2015
CallMeMadMan:
Post your whatsapp number to get added to the oau 2016/16 aspirants whatsapp group



08067711885
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by HaneefahRN(f): 6:50pm On Sep 21, 2015
CallMeMadMan:

Nursing. Not yet admitted
Lolz, my colleague, I wish u the best, you shld think about specializing in 'psychiatric nursing', I'm sure u'll love it.

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